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🚀 CBD-Heavy Sativa

Apollo Mist CBD

Meet the strain for people who want to feel something but al

THC 8%
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🟣 CBD-Dominant Indica (Barely Buzzed Edition)

Apollo Orange CBD

It’s basically a mimosa minus the hangover—Apollo Orange CBD

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica (but keeps a day job)

Apollo Punch

Senpai Genetics’ Apollo Punch is the strain equivalent of a

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Apollo Punch

Apollo Punch is what happens when weed nerds decide to play

THC 20-25%
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⚡ CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Apollo Thunder CBD

The strain for when you want to feel something, but not *too

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Old-School Sativa

Apollo Trip

Apollo Trip is Dutch Flowers’ love letter to the early-2000s

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica (Yes, You Read That Right)

Apollo Trip

Dutch Flowers pulled the ultimate switcheroo—Apollo, god of

THC 22-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Apollo Truffle

Apollo Truffle is what happens when breeders lock OG Kush’s

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Apollo XX

Apollo XX is what happens when Brothers Grimm lock their leg

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Apollo Xx

Apollo Xx is what happens when NASA engineers trade rockets

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Apollo's Trip CBD

Think Apollo 13, but instead of blasting you into orbit this

THC 0.6-6%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Apollo13

Apollo13 is the strain NASA would grow if they wanted astron

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Command Center

Apollo13

Named after the space mission that never made it to the moon

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apolo Jack

Meet Apolo Jack—the strain that refuses to pick a lane. Quee

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-flowering Sativa

Apothecary Haze

The ADHD strain for growers with commitment issues. Mephisto

THC 23%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Enigma

Appalachia

Meet Appalachia—the cannabis equivalent of a mixtape recorde

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Country

Appalachia

Appalachia is the strain that makes you feel like you're nap

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Appalachian Haze

Imagine a foggy Smoky Mountain morning distilled into a nug—

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Appalachian Kush

Born in Spain but named after American hills it’s never seen

THC 25%
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🟣 Mountain Couchlock in a Jar

Appalachian Kush

Bred for folks who think hiking boots are formal wear, Appal

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa Rocket Fuel

Appalachian Kush Early Version

Meet the strain that makes your brain feel like it just ran

THC 25-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Funk Bomb

Appalachian Super Skunk

Meet the strain that sounds like it was bred in a moonshine

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Mountain-Bred Couch Magnet

Appalachian Super Skunk

This strain was engineered for folks who think hiking boots

THC 18-23%
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🥴 Skunk-Piss Hybrid

Appalachian Super Skunk X Animal Piss X White Larry

Imagine your grandpa’s vintage skunk weed got blackout drunk

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Chaos

Appalachian Super Skunk X Animal Piss X White Larry

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Mountain Dew fla

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Appalachian Thunderfuck

Named like a rejected Mountain Dew flavor, Appalachian Thund

THC 22%
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⚡️50/50 Hybrid

Appalachian Thunderfuck

Born from Bodhi Seeds’ fever dream of mountain men and lab c

THC 22%
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🥾 Sativa Day-Hike

Appalachian Trail Mix

Bred by Calyx Bros for folks who think “roughing it” means f

THC 24%
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🔥 80% Sativa Power-Hike

Appalachian Trail Mix

Named after a 2,200-mile hike nobody actually finishes, Appa

THC 24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Appaloosa Sky

Appaloosa Sky is the horse girl of weed strains—elegant, ene

THC 18-22%
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🌅 Daytime Sativa

Appaloosa Sky

Named after a horse that can probably outrun your responsibi

THC 18-24%
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🍏 Apple Pie Hybrid

Applatto

Imagine if Apple Jacks cereal and a gelato shop had a baby,

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Near-Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Applatto

Robin Hood Seeds’ love-child of indica chill and sativa thri

THC 18%
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🍏 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Apple a la Mode

Imagine your nana's apple pie got a contact high at a Phish

THC 20-28%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple A La Mode

Imagine if Apple Pie and a balanced hybrid had a baby who gr

THC 18%
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🍏 Hybrid (with trust issues)

Apple Ambush

Apple Ambush is the strain that lures you in with Granny Smi

THC 20%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple B

Apple B is Karma Genetics’ attempt to turn a bakery into bud

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica / 45% Sativa)

Apple B

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple got drunk on craft beer and

THC 18%
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🍎🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Banana

Imagine a strain that smells like a PTA mom's Pinterest smoo

THC 18%
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🍏🍌 Hybrid Dessert Dealer

Apple Banana Bread

Imagine if a farmers market collided with a bakery and then

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Apple Banana by The KushBrothers Seeds

Imagine your grandma’s fruit pie took a wrong turn into a di

THC 15-25%
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🍏🍌 Indica Dessert

Apple Banana Cookies

Imagine if a Lunchable had a threesome with a banana split a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Banana Driver

Imagine getting rear-ended by a fruit truck that then hands

THC 15-25%
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🧬 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Banana Driver

The love-child of Demonic Genetics' mad scientists, Apple Ba

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Banana Zoap

Imagine if a Bath & Body Works candle got blackout drunk at

THC 28%
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🍏🍌 Indica Knock-Out

Apple Banana Zoap

Imagine someone blended a Granny Smith, a ripe banana, and a

THC 18-24%
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🍏🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Bananas

Imagine if Granny Smith and Chiquita had a love child who im

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Indica-Dominant

Apple Bananas

Apple Bananas is the strain for anyone who wants their brain

THC 18%

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