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🍏🍌 Balanced Fruit-Bomb Hybrid

Apple Bananas by Dr. Blaze

Imagine if a gas station fruit stand and a dessert bar had a

THC 25-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cosplay Indica

Apple Barz

Apple Barz by TheHoneyCombFarms is the strain that convinced

THC 26%
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🍏 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Barz

Apple Barz is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed i

THC 19%
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🍏 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Apple Betty

Apple Betty is what happens when a breeder binge-watches Gre

THC 15-25%
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🍏 60/40 Hybrid

Apple Betty

Apple Betty is the strain for anyone who’s ever wanted to sm

THC 22%
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🍏 Indica-Dominant CBD Dessert

Apple Betty CBD

Imagine your granny's apple crumble got a wellness makeover

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Indica

Apple Blast

Imagine Johnny Appleseed got drunk on OG fuel and planted th

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Sativa

Apple Bliss

Apple Bliss is the bougie, small-batch love child of Capitan

THC 18-26%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Bliss

Imagine if a caramel apple hooked up with your yoga instruct

THC 18%
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🌸 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Blossom

Apple Blossom is Humboldt Seed Co's polite apology for every

THC 19-22%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid (like your therapist, but louder)

Apple Blossom

Apple Blossom is Humboldt Seed Company’s attempt to make a s

THC 26-30%
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🍏 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Apple Blossom Auto

Apple Blossom Auto is Humboldt Seed Company's attempt at cre

THC 18-24%
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🍏 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Apple Bob

Apple Bob is the cannabis equivalent of a caramel apple that

THC 18-26%
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🍏 Straight-Up Sativa

Apple Bob

Imagine a Red Bull in plant form, except the wings are made

THC 20-25%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. “orchard in a bong”)

Apple Bottom

Apple Bottom is what happens when Willy Wonka sexts a cannab

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apple Bottom

Named after the body part Sir Mix-a-Lot canonized, Apple Bot

THC 18%
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🍏🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Bottom Squirt

The strain that sounds like a rejected My Little Pony reboot

THC 15-25%
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🍑 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Bottom Squirt

Bred by the mad scientists at Brain Dead Beans, Apple Bottom

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Apple Bottoms

Apple Bottoms is the strain equivalent of eating an entire M

THC 15-25%
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🍎 Pure Couch-Crasher Indica

Apple Bottoms

The strain that made Colorado budtenders collectively say "s

THC 18-24%
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🍔 Hybrid (Indica/Sativa Split)

Apple Burger

Imagine if a caramel apple and a Whopper had a love child ra

THC 24-26%
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🔴🟢 70/30 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Apple Burger

Apple Burger is what happens when a stoner chef accidentally

THC 18%
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🍏 Indica (a.k.a. 'The Couch-Locked Orchard')

Apple Burst

Apple Burst is the strain your bougie friend swears is “excl

THC 19-22%
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🥧 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Apple Butter

Meet Apple Butter—the strain that gets you baked while smell

THC 18-24%
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🧈 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Butter

Apple Butter is the strain equivalent of spreading warm nost

THC 18%
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🍏 50/50 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Apple Cake

Apple Cake is the strain that proves even weed can have an i

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Cake

Apple Cake is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 28%
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🍏 Hybrid That Won’t Melt Your Face

Apple Candie

Think caramel apple in weed form but with training wheels at

THC 5-10%
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🍎 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Candie

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple got drunk at a county fair a

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Apple Cheese Quake

Apple Cheese Quake is what happens when a Granny Smith apple

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Chem

Imagine Granny Smith got drunk on diesel and made out with a

THC 20-28%
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🍏🔬 Hybrid

Apple Chem

Apple Chem is what happens when a fruit salad and a chemistr

THC 20-25%
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🍏 Sativa Dessert

Apple Cherry Cream

Imagine if Granny Smith and a maraschino cherry got drunk at

THC 20-28%
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🍎 Couch-Locked Orchard

Apple Cider

Imagine bobbing for apples, except the apples are 29% THC nu

THC 27-29%
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🍎 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Cider

Tiger Trees basically bottled autumn and called it weed. App

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Couchlock in a Cup

Apple Cider

Imagine someone spiked your autumnal beverage with tranquili

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Apple Cino

Apple Cino is what happens when a pastry chef gets loose in

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apple Cino

Meet Apple Cino, the strain that convinced your local budten

THC 18%
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🌤️ Balanced Hybrid

Apple Cloud

Apple Cloud is Bloom Seed Co’s attempt to make your lungs ta

THC 18-24%
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🥧 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Apple Cobbler

Apple Cobbler is what happens when a pastry chef gets loose

THC 18-26%
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🍏 Hybrid That Can’t Decide What It Wants to Be

Apple Crasher

Apple Crasher is Nasha Genetics’ dessert-themed hybrid that

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apple Crasher

Meet Apple Crasher—the strain that smells like a farmers mar

THC 18%
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🍏 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Apple Crisp

Raw Genetics basically took apple pie and weaponized it. Thi

THC 22-26%
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🍏 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Apple Crisp

Apple Crisp is the strain for anyone who’s ever wanted to sm

THC 18-26%
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🍏 Couch-Locking Dessert Indica

Apple Crisp

Apple Crisp is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Cru

Apple Cru is Grand Cru Genetics’ bougie, apple-scented love

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Apple Cru

Apple Cru is what happens when a Napa Valley sommelier decid

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Crumble

Apple Crumble

Imagine if your granny’s apple crumble did a burnout in a ga

THC 15-25%

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