51,970 Brutally Honest
Strain Reviews

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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Fritter Cookies

Imagine if your local donut shop started pumping diesel—Appl

THC 25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Apple Fritter Haze

Imagine if your grandma’s apple pie got possessed by a 1970s

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Apple Fritter S1

Clone Quest's latest science fair project is basically a war

THC 18%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid (Self-Love Edition)

Apple Fritter S1 by Clone Quest

Clone Quest took the legendary Apple Fritter and let it poll

THC 22-28%

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🍌🥧 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Apple Fritter x Banana Sundae

Imagine a food truck crashed into a dispensary and the resul

THC 20-28%

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🍏🍌 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Apple Fritter x Banana Sundae

Imagine if a county-fair funnel cake and a tropical smoothie

THC 20%

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⚖️ Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Apple Fritter X Death Star

Imagine your grandma’s apple pie hot-boxed a 2003 Honda Civi

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Dessert-Dominant Couch Magnet

Apple Fritter X Runtz

Think your grandma’s apple pie got drunk at a frat party and

THC 22-28%

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🔴 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Fritter x Triangle Kush Bx1

Imagine your grandma’s apple fritter got roofied by a Florid

THC 20-26%

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⚡️Hybrid Lightning Bolt

Apple Fritter X White Lightning

Imagine dunking a warm apple fritter into premium unleaded—t

THC 20-27%

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🍏🌈 50/50 Desert Island Hybrid

Apple Fritter x Zkittlez

Imagine if a county-fair apple fritter and a bag of Skittles

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Apple Fritters

Imagine a warm apple pie hugging your brain while your legs

THC 20%

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🟣 60% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Fritters

Imagine if your favorite bakery got possessed by Snoop Dogg

THC 22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Croissant

Apple Fritters Auto

Imagine a warm apple fritter dunked in liquid THC, then told

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Apple Fritters Auto

The strain that proves robots can bake. Apple Fritters Auto

THC 18-24%

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🍏 Boutique Hybrid You’ll Never Actually Find

Apple Frost

Apple Frost is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition

THC 18-26%

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🟤 Hybrid (Yes, Only 5%)

Apple Frosting

Apple Frosting is the strain equivalent of a scented candle—

THC 5%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Frosting

Apple Frosting is what happens when a pastry chef and a bota

THC 18-23%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Gary

Imagine if Granny Smith got freaky with a diesel engine and

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apple Gary

Meet Apple Gary—the strain that sounds like your weird uncle

THC 18%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Gelato

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple and a scoop of gas-station g

THC 20-26%

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🍏 Hybrid

Apple Gelato

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and accide

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Low-THC Dessert Couch

Apple Gelato CBD

Imagine if Granny Smith baked a pie, then made out with Gela

THC 10-18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Apple Gelato Ice

Imagine your dentist prescribed dessert—tart green apple, cr

THC 20-26%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Couture

Apple Glitter

Apple Glitter is the strain you flex on Instagram while secr

THC 28%

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🍏 Hybrid Dessert Queen

Apple Gummys

Imagine a Green Apple Jolly Rancher and a Runtz gummy had a

THC 15-25%

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🍏 Hybrid

Apple Gushers

Like someone dipped a Granny Smith in gelato and rolled it i

THC 15-25%

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🍏 28% THC Hybrid

Apple Gushers

Imagine a candied apple that studied at Harvard, bench-press

THC 28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Apple Invader

Imagine Granny Smith got body-slammed by a Kush ogre and lef

THC 24%

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🍎 Couch-Lock Commando

Apple Invader

Imagine a Granny Smith that bench-presses Buicks—Apple Invad

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Apple Jack

Apple Jack is the cannabis equivalent of a well-dressed bari

THC 20%

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🍏 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Apple Jack

Apple Jack is what happens when Jack Herer and White Widow h

THC 20%

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🍏 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Jack

Imagine if Jack Herer and White Widow had a love child who g

THC 17-22%

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🍏 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Jack

Apple Jack is what happens when fruit salad gets a contact h

THC 18-23%

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🍏 Hybrid

Apple Jacked

Apple Jacked is what happens when a Granny Smith gets mugged

THC 18%

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🍏 Classic Sativa

Apple Jacks

The cereal aisle of weed—sweet, nostalgic, and somehow still

THC 15-25%

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🥞 Hybrid Dessert Hybrid

Apple Jax

Imagine if IHOP and Willy Wonka had a baby, then dipped that

THC 28%

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🥞 Hybrid (Fritter-flavored Pancake)

Apple Jax

Imagine your grandma's apple pie and a stack of pancakes had

THC 15-22%

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🍏 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Apple Jax In House

Apple Jax is the strain that convinced your inner child to s

THC 20-28%

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🥣 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (That Won’t Let You Drive a Tractor)

Apple Jaxx

Breakfast in bud form: Apple Jaxx slaps you with sugar-coate

THC 15-25%

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🍏 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Jaxx

Imagine a Granny Smith apple that got drunk on diesel, enrol

THC 20-27%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid (AKA “The Court Jester of Cannabis”)

Apple Jester

Apple Jester is Nasha Genetics’ latest attempt to make stone

THC 25%

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🍏 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Apple Jester

Apple Jester is what happens when a circus performer and a p

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Hybrid (a.k.a. Glazed Apple Chaos)

Apple Junky

Apple Junky is what happens when Cap Junky and a caramel app

THC 22-30%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Junky

Apple Junky is the strain for people who want to feel like t

THC 18%

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🍏 Hybrid (Apple-Scented Mystery Meat)

Apple Leveque

Imagine if an orchard had a torrid affair with a dispensary

THC 15-25%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Leveque

Apple Leveque is what happens when a Granny Smith gets a mas

THC 19-23%

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🍏🍋 Indica-Dominant Funk

Apple Lime Skunk

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple and a lime had a baby in a g

THC 18-20%