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🔴 Indica

Apple Smacks

Imagine a Granny Smith donut got body-slammed by a gas stati

THC 20-26%
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🍏 Dessert Hybrid

Apple Soda

Imagine carbonated apple juice had a baby with your favorite

THC 20%
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🍏 Hybrid Dessert Hybrid

Apple Stack Cake

Apple Stack Cake is what happens when a pastry chef gets int

THC 18-26%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Stack Cake

Imagine if a Granny Smith and a birthday cake had a baby tha

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Couture Indica

Apple Stance

Imagine if Granny Smith got day-drunk on kush and passed out

THC 18-25%
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🍏 Hybrid (85% Indica, 15% Sativa)

Apple Stance

Apple Stance is what happens when breeders lock themselves i

THC 18-20%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Stomper

Imagine if Granny Smith hot-boxed her Prius with MAC and the

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Dessert Indica

Apple Stomper

Apple Stomper is what happens when a pastry chef and a chemi

THC 19-21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Apple Stomper

Meet Apple Stomper, the strain that turns your legs into wet

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Strudel

Imagine a warm Austrian bakery got freaky with a Granny Smit

THC 18-21%
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🍏 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Apple Strudel

Imagine if a Granny Smith did shots of espresso and then rol

THC 20-23%
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🥧 Hybrid

Apple Strudel

Raw Genetics thought "what if weed tasted like Sunday desser

THC 15-22%
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🥧 Autoflowering Hybrid

Apple Strudel Auto

Fast Buds basically weaponized your grandmother’s bake sale.

THC 20-26%
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🥧 Auto-Croissant Hybrid

Apple Strudel Auto

Imagine if Grandma's apple strudel got baked—literally. This

THC 15%
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🍏 Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Apple Sundae

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple and a scoop of vanilla bean

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Sundae

Apple Sundae is what happens when a caramel apple and a lazy

THC 18%
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🍏 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Apple Tart

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed in a British greenhouse—App

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Sativa Dessert With a Granny-Smith Kick

Apple Tart

Meet Apple Tart, the strain that tricks your brain into thin

THC 20-28%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Apple Tart

Meet Apple Tart, the sativa that convinced your brain it’s a

THC 18%
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🍏 Pastry-Flavored Couch Magnet

Apple Tarts

Apple Tarts is the strain for anyone who’s ever eaten an ent

THC 22%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Apple Tarts

Imagine if a Pillsbury cinnamon roll and a Granny Smith had

THC 20-28%
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🍏 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Apple Tartz

Imagine if Granny Smith dropped acid at a pastry shop and st

THC 20-27%
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🍏 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Apple Tartz

Imagine dunking a green-apple Jolly Rancher in motor oil, th

THC 20-20%
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🍏 Dessert Cart Hybrid

Apple Tartz

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple got drunk at a candy shop an

THC 19-21%
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🟣 Balanced Indica (50/50 but still naps)

Apple Tartz

Apple Tartz is what happens when Apple Fritter and Runtz hav

THC 18-25%
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🍏 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Tartz CBD

Imagine a Granny Smith apple fucked a frosted Pop-Tart and t

THC 25%
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🍏 Hybrid Dessert Monster

Apple Toffee

Imagine Willy Wonka got into craft cannabis and said "let's

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Toffee

Imagine if Willy Wonka grew weed instead of candy and you've

THC 15-25%
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🥧 Dessert-Stealing Hybrid

Apple Truffle

Raw Genetics basically stuffed a caramel apple into a chocol

THC 22-28%
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🔴 Indica

Apple Truffle

Raw Genetics took "apple picking" and weaponized it into a s

THC 18%
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🍏 Hybrid Dessert Cart

Apple Turnover

Apple Turnover is the strain that made stoners raid the bake

THC 28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock in a Candy Apple

Apple Water

Apple Water is what happens when a Colorado breeder decides

THC 22%
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🍏 Couch-Locking Indica

Apple Water

Imagine if someone infused a Granny Smith with liquid melato

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Wood

Apple Wood is the strain your bougie aunt would grow if she

THC 18%
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🍏 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Apple Xtsy

Meet Apple Xtsy—basically a Granny Smith that decided to get

THC 22-28%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Zackz

Apple Zackz is the love child of a Jolly Rancher and a gas p

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apple Zackz

Apple Zackz is what happens when breeders decide to weaponiz

THC 22%
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🍏 Low-THC Dessert Hybrid

Apple Zauce

Apple Zauce is the strain equivalent of finding out your ‘ar

THC 5%
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🔴 Indica

Apple Zauce

Imagine if an apple orchard and a gas station had a baby, th

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa Thunderbolt

Apple Zeus

Imagine if a Granny Smith got struck by lightning and decide

THC 20-27%
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⚡ 70/30 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Zeus

Green Wolf Genetics dropped this Memorial Day flex that look

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica

Apple Zoap

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple took a bubble bath, then imm

THC 22-30%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Apple Zoap

Apple Zoap is what happens when Willy Wonka gets paranoid an

THC 22-26%
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🥧 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Apple Ztrudel

Apple Ztrudel is the strain that answers the age-old questio

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (aka the Switzerland of weed)

Apple Ztrudel

Imagine if a warm apple strudel and a balanced hybrid had a

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Appleberry

Imagine if Granny Smith and a blueberry muffin had a love ch

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Appleberry

Imagine bobbing for apples in a berry patch, then waking up

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Applebubble

Imagine if a caramel apple and a stick of Hubba Bubba had a

THC 15-25%

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