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Strain Reviews

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🟣 Couch-Locking Jam Jar

Apricot

Apricot is the strain equivalent of eating an entire pie, th

THC 24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Apricot Auto

An autoflower that laughs in the face of every "autos are we

THC 26%

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🔮 Ruderalis-Indica Couch Magnet

Apricot Auto

Fast Buds basically weaponized fruit and called it weed. One

THC 26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Apricot Bling

Imagine a weed nug wearing a diamond tiara and tasting like

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Apricot Bling

Apricot Bling is the strain equivalent of a luxury spa day—i

THC 22-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Apricot Cake

Imagine eating a fruit tart at 3 a.m. while your anxiety pol

THC 18%

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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Candy

Apricot Candy

Paradise Seeds bottled a fruit stand and slapped "candy" on

THC 18-24%

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🍑 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Apricot Candy

Paradise Seeds’ Apricot Candy is basically a stoner's fruit

THC 18-24%

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🍑 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Apricot Cookies

Imagine if a peach cobbler got drunk at a frat party and hoo

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica-Forward Dessert

Apricot Cremsicle

Slanted Farms basically took nostalgia, froze it in liquid n

THC 19-22%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Dessert

Apricot Cremsicle

Imagine your grandma’s apricot cobbler got freaky with a Cre

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Apricot Head

Imagine if a farmers-market apricot got blackout drunk on OG

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Fruit Salad

Apricot Head

Apricot Head is the strain for anyone who wants to taste a f

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Mystery-Indica

Apricot Helix

Meet Apricot Helix—the strain that showed up to the dispensa

THC 15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Enabler

Apricot Helix

Imagine if a peach cobbler and a Christmas tree had a love c

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Apricot Icecream

Imagine Ben & Jerry got high and cross-bred an apricot orcha

THC 20-23%

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🍑🍦 70/30 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Apricot Icecream

Imagine Ben & Jerry's got high and invented a strain instead

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Sativa

Apricot Jelly

Imagine your grandma's apricot jam decided to do CrossFit an

THC 20-26%

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🌞 Straight Sativa

Apricot Jelly

Apricot Jelly is what happens when In House Genetics asks, "

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Apricot Mac

Apricot Mac is what happens when Miracle Alien Cookies takes

THC 15-25%

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🍑⚖️ Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Apricot Oreoz

Apricot Oreoz is what happens when a stoned pastry chef bree

THC 22-30%

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🍑 Hybrid (a.k.a. the Breakfast Nug)

Apricot Oreoz

Apricot Oreoz is what happens when a fruit stand and a baker

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Apricot Papaya

Imagine if a fruit salad got a PhD in chemistry and decided

THC 19-26%

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🌅 Sativa

Apricot Papaya

Imagine someone blended a farmer's-market smoothie directly

THC 25%

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🤪 Morph-Roulette Hybrid

Apricot Pie Mutant Mix

TerpyZ and KalySeeds basically dropped a loot box of cannabi

THC 15-25%

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🥧 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Apricot Pie Mutant Mix

Imagine if a fruit pie and a mad scientist had a baby—this i

THC 18-23%

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🌹 Mutant Hybrid

Apricot Roses Mutant Mix

This Frankenstein bouquet from TerpyZ x KalySeeds is what ha

THC 18-24%

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🌈 Franken-Hybrid

Apricot Roses Mutant Mix

Imagine if a peach cobbler and a science fair volcano had a

THC 20%

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🍑🌹 Stealth Hybrid

Apricot Roses SWAG

A collab between TerpyZ and KalySeeds that somehow makes wee

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Apricot Roses Swag

Imagine your fruit salad and your flower arrangement got dru

THC 18%

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🍊 Sativa Dominant

Apricot Tropicanna

Apricot Tropicanna is what happens when a pastry chef and a

THC 20-26%

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🥭 Sativa

Apricot Tropicanna

Apricot Tropicanna is basically a tropical vacation in nug f

THC 18%

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🔶 Fruit-Bomb Hybrid

Apricot Tsunami

Imagine a fruit rollup that went to therapy and learned boun

THC 15-25%

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🍑 Sativa Frosting Bomb

Apricot Vanilla Frosting

Imagine a candle called "Brunch at Grandma's"—but you smoke

THC 18-26%

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🍑🍰 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Apricot Vanilla Frosting

Imagine a candle called "Grandma’s Apricot Tart" that actual

THC 18-22%

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🍑 Hybrid

Apricot Weed

The strain equivalent of that one friend who shows up to bru

THC 15%

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🍊 Sativa-Dominant

Apricots N Grease

Imagine if a perfectly ripe apricot and a leaky diesel truck

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

April O'Neil

Named after the only reporter who could rock a yellow jumpsu

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa (But Not The Newsroom Kind)

April Oneil

Named after everyone's favorite yellow-jumpsuited journalist

THC 18%

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🟣 Mystery-Meat Indica

APSC

APSC sounds like a government agency but hits like a bedtime

THC 19-25%

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🔴 Mysterious PA Medical Indica

APSC Organic Remedies

APSC sounds like a failed government agency, but it's actual

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Apsu

Named after Mesopotamian chaos water, Apsu delivers the kind

THC 24%

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🟣 OG Indica

Apsu

Named after primordial Mesopotamian water gods, Apsu floods

THC 18-22%

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🌊 Balanced Hybrid (Designer Water Weed)

Aqua by Genetic Designer

Imagine if Perrier and OG Kush had a baby who went to art sc

THC 18-24%

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🌊 Balanced Hybrid

Aqua Verde

Aqua Verde is Elev8 Seeds' answer to "What if sea glass got

THC 18%

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🟢 Tropical Chill Hybrid

Aqua Verde

Imagine if a mojito and a yoga retreat had a baby, then that

THC 18-23%

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💎 Sparkly Hybrid

Aquaberry Amethyst

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate: that’

THC 22-31%

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💎 Hybrid (because commitment issues)

Aquaberry Amethyst

Black Leaf's overachieving lovechild that spent more time in

THC 18-24%