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👽 Hybrid

Area 41

Area 41 is AlienLabs’ love child between a citrus-fuel OG an

THC 15-25%

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🛸 Top-Secret 50/50 Hybrid

Area 41

Welcome to the Nevada of nugs—Area 41, where the only thing

THC 20%

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⚖️ Eastern Washington Balanced Hybrid

Area 509

Area 509 is the strain equivalent of your cool cousin from S

THC 19-21%

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🛸 Hybrid (Top-Secret Government Weed)

Area 51

The only thing extraterrestrial about Area 51 is how it tele

THC 15-25%

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⚔️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Ares

Named after the god of war, Ares is the strain that charges

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Allegedly)

Ares By Kickflip Genetics

Ares promises Greek-god potency but delivers more "demigod i

THC 5%

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🔴 Sativa

Ares Cherries

Ares Cherries is the strain you smoke when your to-do list l

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Sativa

Ares Cherries

Named after the Greek god of war, Ares Cherries is basically

THC 16%

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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Aretha

Aretha by Nerds Genetics is the cannabis equivalent of a sec

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Aretha

Aretha is the strain that makes you belt out “R-E-S-P-E-C-T”

THC 18%

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🟤 Old-School Afghan Indica

Arghandab II Kandahar

Meet the strain that never saw a lab until it had grand-kids

THC 12-20%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Arghandab II Kandahar

Meet the strain that’s basically a weighted blanket you can

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Argon by Chanetics

CHAnetics’ top-secret chill pill disguised as weed. One puff

THC 18-24%

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🟣 THC-Shy Hybrid

Argvana Heart

Argvana Heart is the cannabis equivalent of chamomile tea wi

THC 6%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Argvana Heart

The strain that sounds like a prog-rock album but smokes lik

THC 18%

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🤷‍♂️ Mystery Hybrid

Arianny Celeste

Meet Arianny Celeste—the runway model of cannabis that showe

THC 5%

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🥊 Sativa-Dominant Knockout

Arianny Celeste

Named after the octagon goddess herself, this strain is what

THC 18%

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🔥 Astrology-Inspired Hybrid

Aries Rising

Aries Rising is the strain equivalent of a motivational spea

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Arif OG

Arif OG is what happens when artisanal breeders decide your

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Arif OG

Arif OG is London City Genetics’ love letter to anyone who t

THC 20-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Arise

Arise is the corporate coffee of weed—Golden Goat and Daybre

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica (That Pretends It’s Balanced)

Arise

Arise is the strain equivalent of a motivational poster that

THC 18-22%

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🚀 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Aristillus

Named after a crater on the moon, Aristillus smokes like Elo

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Aristillus

Named after a crater on the moon, Aristillus will crater you

THC 18-23%

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☀️ Sativa with Desert Swagger

Arizona Sunrise

Imagine if Tangie and a cactus had a baby that grew up to be

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Arjan's Haze

Meet the strain that turns introverts into TED-talk machines

THC 18-23%

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🚀 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Arjan's Haze #1

Meet the strain that makes espresso feel like chamomile. Arj

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Arjan's Haze #2

Green House Seeds basically told old-school Haze, "You're pr

THC 15-25%

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🌿 Sativa-Tilted Hybrid

Arjan's Haze #3

Meet the Haze that finally went to therapy and learned bound

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Arjan's Strawberry Haze

Named after the guy who basically owns Amsterdam's coffee-sh

THC 18-20%

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🍓 Sativa Superstar

Arjan's Strawberry Haze

Imagine if a strawberry shortcake and a Red Bull had a baby,

THC 20-25%

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☀️ Pure Sativa

Arjan's Ultra Haze

This is what happens when Dutch scientists weaponize sunshin

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa Marathon

Arjan's Ultra Haze #1

Meet the strain that convinced Amsterdam the '90s never ende

THC 15-25%

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🔥 12-Week Sativa Marathon

Arjan's Ultra Haze #2

Meet the strain that makes growers question their life choic

THC 17-22%

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🍇 Sativa-Leanin’ Hybrid

Arkansas Grape Diamond

Imagine if Welch’s and Red Bull had a love-child that grew u

THC 18-24%

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💎 Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Arkansas Grape Diamond

Meet the strain that looks like it fell out of a jewelry box

THC 18-24%

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🍇 Sativa-Forward Heritage Hybrid

Arkansas Grape Heirloom

Imagine if your grandpappy’s moonshine jug and a Welch’s fac

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa Heritage

Arkansas Grape Heirloom

This grape-flavored rocket fuel from Bound By Fire Seed Co.

THC 18-23%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Indiana

Arkanza

Arkanza is what happens when Southern hospitality meets "I a

THC 8%

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🟣 Boutique Southern Indica

Arkanza Weed

Arkanza is what happens when Arkansas humidity and boutique

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Boutique Submission Hold

Arm Bar

Named after the move that ends bar fights, Arm Bar is Tarant

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Dutch Day-Destroyer Sativa

Armageddon

Armageddon sounds like it’ll melt your face off, but this Du

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Mayhem

Armageddon

Armageddon is what happens when Dutch breeders try to weapon

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Armageddon Skunk

Imagine if your grandpa’s classic Skunk #1 got a gym members

THC 17-23%

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🟢 CBD-Rich Hybrid (a.k.a. Buzz-Free Zone)

Armageddon Skunk

Armageddon Skunk is what happens when breeders decide the en

THC 0.7%

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🚀 Pure Sativa Moonshot

Armagedon Moon

Armagedon Moon is what happens when rocket scientists breed

THC 24%

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🚀 Sativa-Dominant (75-80%)

Armagedon Moon

The Moon Seeds spent 5,000+ hours breeding this so you could

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica

Armata Ash

Armata Ash is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket th

THC 20%