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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Armata Ash

Armata Ash is Cannafari’s love letter to everyone who secret

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Arne

Arne is what happens when Swedish breeders decide your socia

THC 22-27%
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⚫ Pure Indica (No Sativa Allowed)

Arne by Zenseeds

Meet Arne—the cannabis equivalent of a reliable Volvo. It's

THC 17-23%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid (but Built Like a Tank)

Arne's Amnesia Chunk

Imagine Amnesia Haze went on a yoga retreat, found inner pea

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Arne's Amnesia Chunk

Meet the strain that sounds like a Scandinavian death metal

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Arne's Balls

Arne’s Balls: the strain bold enough to put testicular forti

THC 19-21%
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🟢 Viking Sativa

Arne's Cheese

Imagine if IKEA sold a strain called "SKUNKÅNGRY™"—that's ba

THC 16-22%
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🧀 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Arne's Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got tipsy at a wine-and-c

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Couch Velcro

Arne's Deep Passion

Zenseeds’ boutique northern lights love-child that finishes

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Arne's Deep Passion

Zenseeds spent 15 lab-coat iterations to perfect the art of

THC 25-28%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Arne's Forgetful Snowdog

Meet the strain that sounds like a stoner fairytale: Arne's

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Arne's Forgetful Snowdog

This strain is like that friend who shows up late with Starb

THC 18%
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🔮 Old-School Indica Brick

Arne's Hash Plant

Meet Arne's Hash Plant—the strain that looks like it telepor

THC 16-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG Indica

Arne's Hash Plant

This is the strain you smoke when you want to melt into your

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Old-School Couch Lock

Arne's Kush

Meet Arne's Kush—the strain that makes getting off the couch

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure-Ass Indica

Arne's Kush By Zenseeds

Arne’s Kush is the weed equivalent of a leather-bound book t

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Arne's Mighty Haze

Imagine your brain on espresso wearing roller skates—that's

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (Yes, Really)

Arne's Mighty Haze

Arne's Mighty Haze is the strain equivalent of showing up to

THC 23%
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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. 'I just vacuumed the ceiling')

Arne's Power Haze

Think of a classic Haze that went to Viking boot camp: still

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Indica (Yes, Really)

Arne's Power Haze

Imagine a Haze strain that forgot it was supposed to be ener

THC 20-24%
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🧀 Purple-tinted Hybrid

Arne's Purple Cheese

Imagine your fridge after a wine-and-cheese party got drunk

THC 15-25%
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🧀 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Arne's Purple Cheese

Imagine if Willy Wonka got horny for cheese and bred a strai

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Arnes Rocket Passion

Zenseeds’ boutique nap-time nuke. One toke and you’re strapp

THC 16-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Arnes Rocket Passion

Arnes Rocket Passion is Zenseeds' way of saying "you don’t n

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Arnold Drummond

Archie’s Seed Co. dropped a strain that’s basically the cann

THC 5-10%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Arnold Drummond

Named after the patron saint of "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Wil

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Aroma

Meet Aroma, the strain that literally named itself after its

THC 18%
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🍮 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Arroz Con Leche

Imagine getting baked and then literally tasting baked goods

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Boutique Hybrid

Arsat

Arsat is Hang On! Genetics’ answer to "what if a weed strain

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Corporate Team-Builder Weed')

Arsat

Arsat is what happens when breeders can't pick between indic

THC 20-24%
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⚡ OG Hybrid

Art's OG

Art's OG is the boutique love-child of OG Kush’s greatest hi

THC 26%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

Artemis II

Think garlic bread and diesel exhaust had a baby, then dippe

THC 22-28%
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🚀 60/40 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Artemis II

NASA called—they want their strain back. Artemis II is what

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Arthricia's Purge

The strain that turns your to-do list into a to-don’t list.

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Arthricia's Purge

Arthricia's Purge is the strain equivalent of a weighted bla

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Artic D

Meet Artic D, the strain that sounds like a minty mouthwash

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant

Artic D

Artic D is what happens when MGB Worldwide locks a bunch of

THC 22-26%
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🍭 Sativa Candy-Coaster

Artificial Candy

Artificial Candy is what happens when breeders ask, “What if

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Artificial Dank

Meet Artificial Dank—the strain that sounds like a glitch in

THC 20-23%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified

Artificial Dank

Bred by The Plant Stable to prove sustainability can still s

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Artificial Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence is the only AI that won't steal your

THC 15-25%
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⚙️ Indica

Artificial Intelligence

Created by lab-coat-wearing wizards at Mycotek, Artificial I

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. “Schrödinger’s Indica”)

Artificial Tears

Artificial Tears is Legendary Hybrids’ latest excuse to sell

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Artificial Tears

Artificial Tears is the strain for when you want to feel lik

THC 18-25%
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🏝️ 100% Couch-Locked Indica

Aruba

Aruba is the rare Bodhi Seeds strain that actually smells li

THC 18-24%
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🌴 Balanced Hybrid

Aruba

Aruba is the cannabis equivalent of a beach resort—looks tro

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Arándano

Arándano is the Spanish lovechild of Blueberry and a time-tr

THC 16%
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🔵 Auto-Flowering Indica

Arándano

Meet Arándano, the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving car

THC 18%

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