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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Ascension

Named like a yoga retreat but hits like a freight train, Asc

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ascension

Named after the biblical elevator ride to heaven, Ascension

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ascension

Meet Ascension, the 18% THC hybrid that promises enlightenme

THC 18%
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⚡ Diesel-Infused Hybrid

ASD x SFV 2.0

Imagine Sour Diesel and SFV OG got drunk at a Humboldt house

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

ASD x SFV 2.0

Meet the strain that split custody between indica and sativa

THC 10-18%
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🔵 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

ASH

ASH is what happens when Mr Nice Seedbank decides to play ge

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

ASH

Named after the color your brain turns when you smoke it, AS

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Ashava Valley Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of Limburger got high and decided to benc

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Cheese Wheel

Ashava Valley Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got high and decided to b

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ashy Crack

Ashy Crack is the boutique strain that sounds like a failed

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Ashy Crack

Meet Ashy Crack, the strain that smells like your uncle's fa

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Straight-Up Indica

Asia Cookies

Asia Cookies is what happens when a Cookies cut gets lost in

THC 24%
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🥠 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Asia Cookies

Asia Cookies is the strain equivalent of eating a whole slee

THC 20%
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🟢 CBD Sativa

Asia Girl CBD

Asia Girl CBD is the yoga instructor of weed strains—flexibl

THC 8-16%
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🔲 Diplomatic Hybrid

Asia Hybrid

Asia Hybrid is the Switzerland of weed—neutral, inoffensive,

THC 15-25%
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🌏 Southeast Asian Sativa

Asia Mostly Sativa

Think of this strain as a Red Bull wearing a silk kimono. It

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Pure Sativa

Asia Mostly Sativa

Meet Asia Mostly Sativa—the strain that makes Red Bull look

THC 18%
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🚀 Pure Sativa Energy Stick

Asia Sativa

Asia Sativa is what happens when traditional Asian landraces

THC 18-22%
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🌏 Southeast Asian Rocket Fuel

Asia Sativa by Originals

Think of it as a Bangkok street-market espresso shot with a

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Daytime Sativa

Asian Persuasion

Asian Persuasion is the strain equivalent of your friend who

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Asian Persuasion

This 18% sativa is SubCool’s love letter to classic Asian la

THC 18%
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⚖️ Pan-Asian Heritage Hybrid

Asian Weeds

Meet Asian Weeds—the only strain that smells like a Nepalese

THC 15-25%
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🔶 Boutique Hybrid

Ask For Janice

Ask For Janice is the strain you whisper to the budtender li

THC 19-21%
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🍦 Hybrid (Devilishly Dessert-Forward)

Asmodeus Cream

Trichome Bros basically bottled a haunted milkshake. 18-22%

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ OG-leaning Hybrid

Asoka OG

Asoka OG is what happens when a boutique breeder decides OG

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Asoka OG

Asoka OG is the Switzerland of weed—so neutral it once media

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Aspen Dreamz

Aspen Dreamz is the strain equivalent of a Patagonia jacket—

THC 18%
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🏔️ Rocky Mountain Balanced Hybrid

Aspen OG

The strain that makes you feel like you just did a trust fal

THC 15-25%
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🏔️ Rocky Mountain Hybrid

Aspen OG

Meet Aspen OG—303 Seeds' love letter to trust-fund stoners w

THC 26%
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⚫ Straight-Up Indica

Asphalt

Imagine licking a gas pump that someone parked on I-95. Asph

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock

Aspirare

Aspirare is Gage Green's way of saying "congrats, you’re not

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Aspirare

Meet Aspirare—the strain that takes "Netflix and chill" way

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (with a side of halitosis)

Ass Breath

Ass Breath is Red Scare Seed Co's love letter to anyone who’

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Hybrid (50/50 split)

Ass Breath

The strain that made budtenders everywhere practice saying "

THC 22%
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🟣 Stank-Heavy Indica

Ass Juice

Meet Ass Juice, the strain that doubles as a biohazard and a

THC 15-25%
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🌿 Monsoon-Proof Sativa Hybrid

Assam Hash Plant

Meet the strain that treats 90% humidity like a spa day. Ass

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Assam Hash Plant

Meet Assam Hash Plant, the 18% THC sativa that’s basically y

THC 18%
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🔪 Balanced Hybrid

Assassin's Blood

Chef's Genetix unleashed this covert killer to remind you th

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica (70/30)

Assassin's Blood

Assassin's Blood is the strain that quietly slides into your

THC 18%
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⚔️ Stealth Hybrid

Assassin's Creed

Named after the game where you parkour into haystacks, this

THC 21-24%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Assassin's Creed #1

A hush-hush drop from Underworld Genetix that hits like a hi

THC 18-22%
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⚔️ Boutique Hybrid

Assassin's Creed #2

Like a hoodie-wearing ninja with a sugar addiction, this 24%

THC 24%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Asshat

Meet Asshat, the sativa that sounds like an insult but smack

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Asshat

Meet Asshat—the strain that sounds like an insult but smokes

THC 16%
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♿ Autoflower Hybrid

Assisted Living

The only strain named after where you'll probably end up if

THC 18%
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🔮 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Soup

Assisted Living

Assisted Living is the hybrid that sounds like it’ll fold yo

THC 15-25%
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🍫 Hybrid Dessert

Assorted Chocolates

Purple Caper Seeds basically bottled the feeling of raiding

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Assorted Chocolates

Imagine someone melted a fancy chocolate sampler into a nug

THC 18-22%

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