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🔮 Hybrid (a.k.a. Schrödinger's Couch)

Astronaut Pussy

A boutique strain from The Bakery Genetics that sounds like

THC 18-26%
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🚀 60/40 Indica-dominant Hybrid

Astronaut Pussy

Astronaut Pussy sounds like a rejected Adult Swim pilot, but

THC 18-25%
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🌌 Couch-Locked Cosmonaut

Astronaut Status

Strap in, couch cosmonaut—this boutique indica hits like a S

THC 22-30%
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🚀 Balanced Hybrid

Astrosnaps

Astrosnaps is what happens when a mad scientist decides cann

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Astrosnaps

Astrosnaps is SubCool's cosmic mic-drop—a hybrid that launch

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Certified Sativa Rocket Fuel

Astur Maxica

Meet Astur Maxica: the espresso shot of weed. Asturjaya spen

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa Landrace-ish Speedball

Astur Méxica

Astur Méxica is what happens when Spanish perfectionists kid

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Asylum

Asylum is Botafarm’s attempt at giving you a mental escape r

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Asylum

Asylum is what happens when Botafarm decides your brain need

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ata Tundra

Meet Ata Tundra, the indica that finishes faster than your l

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Arctic Couch Lock

Ata Tundra

Think of Ata Tundra as the cannabis equivalent of a weighted

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Arctic Couch-Lock

Ata Tundra

Ata Tundra is Seedsman’s answer to the question, “What if we

THC 5%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Ata Tundra

Ata Tundra is what happens when breeders ask, "What if we ma

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa

Atacazo Kerosene

Meet Atacazo Kerosene, the strain that smells like someone h

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Pure Sativa

Atacazo Kerosene

593 Genetics spent four years and 200 phenotypes to birth th

THC 12-15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ataraxia

Named after the Greek word for "blissful chill," Ataraxia is

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Athene

Athene is the strain equivalent of that friend who can both

THC 18%
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⚖️ 5% THC “Training-Wheels” Hybrid

Athene by Keys To The Kingdom

Meet Athene—the strain that lets you brag you’re "so baked"

THC 5%
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🔵 Old-School Indica

Athene Dog

Meet Athene Dog, the strain that answers the age-old questio

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Southern-Fried Couch Glue

ATL Confidential

Red Bee Seeds' ATL Confidential is the Atlanta airport layov

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch Lock Airlines)

ATL Confidential

ATL Confidential is what happens when Georgia peaches decide

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica (in Disguise)

Atlant CBD

Atlant CBD is VIP Seeds’ polite little houseplant that looks

THC 8-10%
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🧬 Sativa-Dominant CBD Hybrid

Atlant CBD

Meet Atlant CBD: the strain that gets you as high as your cr

THC 12%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Atlantic Kush

Atlantic Kush is what happens when OG Kush goes on vacation,

THC 18-24%
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🌅 Mystery Hybrid

Atlantic Sunrise

Meet Atlantic Sunrise, the cannabis equivalent of that indie

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa (Don’t Ask How)

Atlantis

Atlantis is the strain that forgot it’s supposed to be an in

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica

Atlantis

Atlantis is AK-47's chill indica cousin who traded bullets f

THC 18%
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🟢 Hybrid Auto (a.k.a. 'Grown-Up Training Wheels')

Atlas F1

Atlas F1 is the cannabis equivalent of a Toyota Corolla—reli

THC 12-18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Atlas F1

Atlas F1 is the Switzerland of weed—so diplomatically balanc

THC 18%
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🚀 Hybrid That Thinks It's from Mars

ATLienz

ATLienz is the strain equivalent of wearing Gucci slides to

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

ATLienz

ATLienz is what happens when Georgia breeders decide regular

THC 20-25%
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💸 Hybrid (takes your money, gives you giggles)

ATM

ATM is the only machine that charges you $60 an eighth and t

THC 18-23%
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🧘‍♂️ Couch-Lock Chronicles

Atman

Named after the Sanskrit soul but engineered to park yours o

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Tyrant

Atman

Meet Atman, the strain that makes your couch feel like a Tes

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Atmosphere

Atmosphere is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 18-26%
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☀️ Sativa Rocket Fuel

AToA

AToA is SoCal Seed Collective’s sun-grown answer to Adderall

THC 18-26%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Power-Up

AToA

AToA is what happens when SoCal breeders ask, "What if espre

THC 18%
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⚛️ Boutique Hybrid Bomb

Atom Splitter

Obsoul33t Genetics’ Atom Splitter is the cannabis equivalent

THC 15-25%
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⚛️ 25-30% THC Hybrid Warhead

Atom Splitter

Atom Splitter is what happens when cannabis breeders get bor

THC 25-30%
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⚛️ Hybrid (55% sativa, 45% indica)

Atomic

Named by scientists who clearly watched too many 1950s sci-f

THC 18%
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🍏 Hybrid (Candy-Coated Chaos)

Atomic Apple

Imagine if Willy Wonka and Elon Musk collaborated on weed—th

THC 26-31%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Atomic Apple

Meet the strain that convinced your cousin who “only smokes

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Indica-Dominant (a.k.a. Couch-Lock with a Side of Candy)

Atomic Apple Alien Labs

Alien Labs turned a Granny Smith into a thermonuclear warhea

THC 27-36%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Atomic Banana

Atomic Banana is the indica that turns your spine into warm

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Sativa (Surprise Twist Edition)

Atomic Banana

Meet Atomic Banana—13 Hills’ attempt to weaponize tropical c

THC 18%
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⚛️ Balanced Hybrid

Atomic Blue Dream

Imagine Blue Dream got impatient, hit the gym, and came back

THC 20-24%
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⚛️ 50/50 Hybrid

Atomic Blue Dream

The love-child of Sensi Seeds’ breeding lab and your 2009 do

THC 18%
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☢️ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Atomic Bomb

Atomic Bomb is the strain equivalent of hitting "yes" on the

THC 22%

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