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Strain Reviews

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🔋 Sativa

Applejack

Applejack is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who show

THC 24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Applejack

Applejack is the cannabis equivalent of your friend who show

THC 17-22%

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🍏 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Applejacks

Applejacks is what happens when Jack Herer and White Widow d

THC 15-25%

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🍏 Indica Dessert

Applelicious

Imagine biting into a caramel apple, then immediately gettin

THC 15-25%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Applelicious

Meet Applelicious, the strain that makes your dealer smell l

THC 18%

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🍏 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Apples 'n' Afghani

Imagine a Granny Smith doing CrossFit in the Hindu Kush. Thi

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Designer Dessert Hybrid

Apples And Banana Z

Imagine a candy factory collided with a gas station and some

THC 20-28%

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🍏🍌 Hybrid Fruit Salad

Apples and Bananas

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate and you g

THC 20-30%

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🍌🍏 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Apples and Bananas

Cookie Fam’s Apples and Bananas is the strain that convinced

THC 15-25%

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🍎🍌 Hybrid Fruit-Salad

Apples And Bananas

The strain your mom thought she was buying at the grocery st

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Apples and Bananas

Compound Genetics basically turned a fruit salad into weed a

THC 18-23%

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🍎🍌 Dessert Hybrid

Apples and Bananas by Lit Farms

Imagine taking a bite out of a fruit salad and then realizin

THC 22-28%

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🍎🍌 Indica That Lied About Being a Hybrid

Apples and Bananas Cookies

Compound Genetics and Cookies teamed up to create the strain

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Apples and Bananas x Jokerz Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed a tire fire—then dipped it in

THC 25%

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🍏 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Apples And Chem O

The strain that asks, “What if Granny Smith got a Chemdawg s

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica

Apples And Chem O

Imagine Granny Smith doing hard time in a meth lab—that's Ap

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Apples And Cream

Imagine Granny Smith and Betty Crocker hot-boxing a minivan—

THC 22-28%

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🍏🍊 Split-Personality Hybrid

Apples And Oranges

Meet the strain that tastes like a confused produce aisle—eq

THC 18-26%

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🍎🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Apples And Oranges

The strain that finally answers the age-old question: what i

THC 18%

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🟣 Chillax Indica

Apples Bananas CBD

The strain that lets you smell like a fruit salad while func

THC 6-10%

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🍎🍌 Indica Couch-Lock Smoothie

Apples Bananas X Mac

Imagine your kindergarten snack pack grew up, discovered wee

THC 20%

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🟢 Tropical Couch-Lock Smoothie

Apples Bananas X Pineapple Sorbet

Imagine Willy Wonka got impatient, grafted a candy aisle ont

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Tropical Disaster

Apples Bananas X Pineapple Sorbet

Imagine your childhood lunchbox got possessed by a stoner gh

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apples FPOG

Imagine Fruity Pebbles OG got drunk at an orchard wedding an

THC 15-25%

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🍎🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Apples Fpog

Imagine if Willy Wonka got into weed and said "let's make it

THC 20-24%

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🍎🥞💜 Designer Dessert Hybrid

Apples N Bananas x Pancakes Jealousy

Tiki Madman’s latest flex is basically breakfast and jealous

THC 29%

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🍏🍌🥞 Balanced Hybrid

Apples N Bananas X Pancakes Jealousy

Imagine Saturday morning cartoons and actual Saturday mornin

THC 18%

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🍌🍏 Designer Hybrid

Apples N Bananaz Bx

Imagine someone blended green Jolly Ranchers, a banana Laffy

THC 15-25%

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🍏🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Apples N Bananaz Bx

The strain that answers the age-old question: 'What if a Gra

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Apples N' Cream

Imagine if Granny Smith got a sugar daddy and opened an Only

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Custard

Apples Na Cream

Cannarado Genetics basically took Apple Jacks cereal, dunked

THC 22%

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🍏🍊 Citrus-Powered Hybrid

Apples Na Oranges

Imagine if a granny smith apple and a blood orange got drunk

THC 27-29%

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🍏🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Apples Na Oranges

The cannabis equivalent of a fruit salad that got high on it

THC 18%

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🔴 Forbidden Fruit Indica

Apples of Eden

Meet Apples of Eden—the boutique indica that tastes like gra

THC 18%

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🍎🍊 Flavor-First Hybrid

Apples To Oranges

Apples To Oranges is the cannabis equivalent of that friend

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Mysterious Couch-Lock Custard

Applesauce

Applesauce is the cannabis equivalent of that unmarked Tuppe

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Jar

Applesauce

Applesauce is what happens when you trap fall comfort food i

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. ‘I-paid-premium-for-this?’)

Applescotti

Applescotti is what happens when a pastry chef and a hype-be

THC 5%

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🔴 Indica

Applescotti Ozone

Imagine if a Cinnabon and a diesel truck had a baby, then th

THC 28%

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🍏 Auto-Fueled Hybrid

Appletizer

If a Jolly Rancher and a cannabis plant had a torrid, 9-week

THC 15-25%

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🎨 Franken-hybrid with Ruderalis Spice

Appletizer

Imagine if a Red Delicious apple and a Christmas tree had a

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Applez and Bananaz

Imagine if your grandma’s fruit basket and your uncle’s gara

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (70/30)

Applez And Bananaz

Imagine a cartoon gorilla baked out of its mind on grandma's

THC 18-24%

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🍏 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Applezapple

Meet Applezapple: the 5% THC boutique cult-classic that tast

THC 5%

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🍏 Sativa Candy Machine

Applezapple F2

Imagine a Granny Smith apple and a bag of gas-station candy

THC 15-25%

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🍎🍌 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Appz Bnnz

The strain that sounds like a stoner autocorrect fail is rea

THC 22-30%

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🌞 Sativa (but only on paper)

Apricoma

Apricoma is the strain you grab when your personality is "br

THC 15-25%

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🍑 Hybrid (AKA: the fruit salad of getting high)

Apricoma

Apricoma is what happens when Seattle Chronic Seeds decide f

THC 20-25%