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🟢 Couch-Lock Orchard Edition

Apple Lime Skunk

Imagine if a produce aisle and a skunk's armpit had a baby.

THC 18%
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🍏 Hybrid (Pastry Division)

Apple Mac

Imagine if your MacBook and a warm apple fritter had a baby—

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Mac

Apple Mac is what happens when a tech nerd and a horticultur

THC 18-22%
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🍏 CBD-Heavy Hybrid

Apple Mac CBD

Imagine MAC got a corporate wellness makeover—still smells l

THC 10%
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🍏 Couch-Locking Candy

Apple Mints

Imagine if Willy Wonka made a weed strain after binge-watchi

THC 18-20%
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🍏🌿 Balanced Minty Hybrid

Apple Mints

Imagine if Snow White’s evil queen bred weed instead of pois

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Light

Apple Mints

Imagine Willy Wonka breeding weed with a dental hygienist—Ap

THC 10-15%
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🔮 Indica-leaning Dessert Hybrid

Apple Mintz

Imagine if a Jolly Rancher and a tube of toothpaste had a on

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Apple Mochi

Alien Genetics’ Apple Mochi is the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Indica

Apple Mochi

Imagine a rice cake that decided to chase its dreams and bec

THC 18%
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🍏 Hybrid Dessert in Disguise

Apple N Cream

Apple N Cream is what happens when a Granny Smith elopes wit

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple N Cream

Apple N Cream is the strain that convinced breeders to stop

THC 18-25%
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🍏 Boutique Autoflower Hybrid

Apple of Eden

Mephisto Genetics’ Apple of Eden is the autoflower that prom

THC 15-25%
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🍎 Hybrid (with holy trinity genetics)

Apple of Eden

The strain so nice they bred it thrice. Apple of Eden delive

THC 20%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Of My I

Trichome Orchards basically turned a caramel apple into weed

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Apple Of My I

A strain so wholesome it could star in a Hallmark movie—unti

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant OG

Apple OG

Imagine if OG Kush ate a green apple Jolly Rancher and then

THC 18-25%
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🍏 Couch-Locking Indica

Apple OG

Apple OG is what happens when a Granny Smith gets freaky wit

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. Schrödinger's Couch)

Apple Phaze

Imagine if a Granny Smith got freaky with a 1970s roadie and

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Phaze

Apple Phaze is Bakery Genetics’ attempt at creating the Swit

THC 20%
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🥧 Bakery-Grade Hybrid

Apple Pie

Alien Genetics basically turned a farmers’ market pie into w

THC 15-25%
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🟩 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Pie

Imagine if Grandma got baked and then baked—Apple Pie is tha

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Sativa

Apple Pie

Apple Pie is the strain equivalent of showing up to Thanksgi

THC 15-25%
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🔲 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Pie

Apple Pie is what happens when Alien Genetics asks, "What if

THC 18%
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🟢 CBD-Heavy Hybrid

Apple Pie CBD

Picture your grandma’s apple pie if it skipped the sugar cra

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apple Pie Moonshine

Imagine if Martha Stewart got tipsy and cross-bred a Granny

THC 20-23%
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🥧 Hybrid That Smells Like Grandma’s Kitchen After She’s Been Day-Drinking

Apple Pie Moonshine

Imagine if your Nana spiked her famous pie with Everclear an

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Pucker

Apple Pucker is what happens when a Granny Smith apple and a

THC 18-26%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Pucker

Apple Pucker is what happens when a Granny Smith apple gets

THC 18%
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🟣 Dessert-Fueled Couch Magnet

Apple Punch

Imagine if a Granny Smith slapped a grape Kool-Aid Man, then

THC 18-25%
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🌞 Daytime Sativa

Apple Radiation

Trichome Bros’ Apple Radiation is a sativa that hits like a

THC 18-26%
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🍏 Sativa-Dominant

Apple Radiation

Imagine if the Jolly Green Giant got hopped up on Mountain D

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica (Candy-Coated Couch Magnet)

Apple Rings

Apple Rings is the strain equivalent of eating an entire bag

THC 28%
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🍏 Hybrid That’s Basically Dessert

Apple Rock Candy

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple ghosted you and then slid in

THC 15-25%
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🥧 Hybrid Dessert

Apple Rugelach

Apple Rugelach is the strain that tricks you into thinking y

THC 18-26%
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🥧 Hybrid (50/50, like your last situationship)

Apple Rugelach

Meet Apple Rugelach—the strain that smells like a Jewish bak

THC 24%
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🔴 Couch-Adjacent Indica

Apple Runtz

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate and ha

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Runtz

Apple Runtz is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Hybrid Candy Bomb

Apple Runtz

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple got drunk on dessert wine an

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Runtz

Imagine if Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg co-parented a cannabis

THC 25%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Runtz by Nasha Genetics

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and cross-bred a candy shop

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Sherbet by Cannarado Genetics

Imagine if Willy Wonka got into weed and said "let's make a

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Orchard)

Apple Shine

Meet Apple Shine—Cannarado’s love letter to anyone who’s eve

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica

Apple Shine

Apple Shine is what happens when a sour apple Jolly Rancher

THC 20%
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🍏 Indica-Dominant Mystery

Apple Shocker

Imagine if an apple orchard and a couch had a baby—this is i

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Apple Pie

Apple Shocker

Apple Shocker is the strain that tricks you into thinking yo

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica Slap-Happy

Apple Slapz

Imagine biting into a caramel apple that immediately body-sl

THC 20%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Apple Slushie

Imagine a 7-Eleven brain freeze, but it’s your consciousness

THC 26%

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