51,970 Brutally Honest
Strain Reviews

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🥧 Hybrid (Baked-Fresh Daily)

Apple Crumble

Nasha Genetics’ Apple Crumble is the strain equivalent of sn

THC 20-28%

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🍏 Couch-Lock Crumble

Apple Crumble

G13 Labs baked up Apple Crumble, a dessert-themed indica tha

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commando

Apple Crunch

Apple Crunch is the strain equivalent of a caramel-dipped Gr

THC 15-25%

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🍎 Autoflower Hybrid

Apple Crush

Apple Crush is Mephisto Genetics’ attempt to cram a bakery,

THC 20%

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🍏 Balanced Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Apple Crush

Meet Apple Crush—the strain that tastes like a Granny Smith

THC 18%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Cup

Apple Cup is Robin Hood Seeds' attempt to weaponize nostalgi

THC 19-23%

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🟢 Hybrid (The Switzerland of Weed)

Apple Cup

Imagine if a Granny Smith got drunk at a tailgate and starte

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Apple Custard

Apple Custard is Happy Dreams Genetics' attempt to turn a va

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica

Apple Custard

Imagine if Granny Smith got tipsy on eggnog and decided to n

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Training-Wheels Kush)

Apple Danish

Apple Danish is the cannabis equivalent of a scented candle—

THC 5%

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🥧 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Danish

Imagine if a Cinnabon and a Granny Smith got drunk at a frat

THC 15-23%

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🍏 Indica Sparkle-Bomb

Apple Diamonds

Imagine if a Granny Smith got drunk on wedding cake and trie

THC 20%

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🐉 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Dragon

Apple Dragon is what happens when Willy Wonka and a medieval

THC 18-24%

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🍏 Hybrid (Apple-Flavored Plot Twist)

Apple Dragon

Apple Dragon is the strain for people who want their weed to

THC 18-26%

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🍏 Hybrid (aka 'Functional Without a Couch')

Apple Dragon

Apple Dragon is what happens when breeders try to make a str

THC 15%

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🍏 Designer Dessert Hybrid

Apple Drip

Apple Drip is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed g

THC 25%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Ecstasy

Apple Ecstasy is the strain that answers the age-old questio

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Training Wheels Edition)

Apple Ecstasy

Meet the strain that hits like a kindergarten teacher's gent

THC 5-7%

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🟣 Indica (but like, the fun kind)

Apple Fizz

Imagine if an apple orchard got drunk on Sprite and decided

THC 20-28%

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🍏 Hybrid (a.k.a. Apple Fritter in witness protection)

Apple Frigo

Apple Frigo is just Apple Fritter wearing a fake mustache, b

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Apple Fritter

Apple Fritter is what happens when a pastry chef gets into g

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Fritter

Think your bubbe’s apple turnover, but with a felony-level T

THC 32%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Fritter

Imagine if a county-fair apple fritter got drunk on diesel,

THC 20-25%+

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Apple Fritter

Imagine hot apple pie and Cookies had a baby, then that baby

THC 22-26%

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🥧 50/50 Hybrid

Apple Fritter

Imagine biting into a warm apple fritter, only to realize th

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (aka 'Pastry Paralyzer')

Apple Fritter

Imagine Dunkin' Donuts got into the meth business—Apple Frit

THC 32%

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🥧 Dessert-Driven Hybrid

Apple Fritter

Imagine hot apple pie and a roundhouse kick to the cerebellu

THC 22-28%

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🥧 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. ‘Identity-Crisis Dessert’)

Apple Fritter

Imagine dunking a hot apple fritter in jet fuel—sweet, spicy

THC 20-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apple Fritter

Imagine if a county-fair apple fritter got drunk on diesel f

THC 25%

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🍎 Hybrid

Apple Fritter

Meet Apple Fritter, the strain that convinced your local dis

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Auto-Indica (basically couch-lock with cruise control)

Apple Fritter Auto

Imagine the love child of a Cinnabon and a weed plant that f

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Dessert-Powered Autoflower Hybrid

Apple Fritter Auto

Picture a warm apple fritter that got possessed by a ruderal

THC 15-25%

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🔶 Autoflowering Hybrid

Apple Fritter Auto

Imagine if a Cinnabon and a Granny Smith had a rebellious lo

THC 18-24%

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🍏 Hybrid-Auto (basically the stoner's microwave dinner)

Apple Fritter Autoflower

Imagine an apple pie that hot-wired a diesel truck and decid

THC 20-26%

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🔲 Hybrid (Auto Edition)

Apple Fritter Autoflower

It’s the edible you forgot about, now in plant form. This st

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Apple Fritter Automatic

Think Apple Fritter, but with ADHD—Royal Queen’s auto versio

THC 20-24%

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🥧 Couch-Lock Croissant (Indica Auto)

Apple Fritter Automatic

Imagine if a Cinnabon and a diesel pump had a baby that grew

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

Apple Fritter Automatic

Imagine the pastry aisle at 7-Eleven got stoned and decided

THC 10-15%

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🔵 Mostly-Indica Couch Magnet

Apple Fritter Bioboost

Imagine a warm apple turnover that gets you so baked you for

THC 20-28%

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🧁 Hybrid (Dessert Edition)

Apple Fritter Bx

Imagine if your grandma’s apple fritter got a PhD in chemist

THC 20-28%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Apple Fritter Bx

Imagine if Dunkin' and your weed dealer had a baby—Apple Fri

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Apple Fritter by Dr. Blaze

Apple Fritter is the strain that asks, “What if a donut got

THC 32%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Apple Fritter by Duppy Sensi Genetics

Imagine if a warm apple pie and a diesel truck had a baby, t

THC 20-28%

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🔴 Indica

Apple Fritter by GBS

Imagine hot apple turnovers dunked in diesel fuel—this strai

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Apple Fritter by Royal Queen Seeds

Royal Queen Seeds turned a donut into a 28% THC monster that

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica (with delusions of hybrid grandeur)

Apple Fritter by Zamnesia

Imagine if a warm apple pie and a freight train had a baby.

THC 32%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (But Chill)

Apple Fritter CBD

Imagine your favorite bakery had a baby with a yoga retreat—

THC 23-30%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Dessert Missile

Apple Fritter Cookies

Imagine if a Cinnabon and a Duracell bunny had a baby, then

THC 22-30%