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All Strains — Page 64

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Animal Zookies

The strain that proves cookies and fuel DO belong together—A

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Animal Zookies

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a gas station had a baby—

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Animal Ztyle

Imagine dunking a gas station donut in tropical Kool-Aid whi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Animal Ztyle

Animal Ztyle is what happens when breeders at High Octane Ge

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Animalosa

Meet Animalosa, the cannabis equivalent of "business in the

THC 22%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Animalosa

Meet the Switzerland of weed: Animalosa, the strain that spe

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Animals XJ-13

Imagine a cookie that got accepted to TED Talks—sweet, dough

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Animals XJ-13

Meet Animals XJ-13, the strain that gives your brain a Red B

THC 18-25%
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🌲 Balanced Hybrid (aka The Mountain Man's Microdose)

Animas Valley

Named after a valley where the Wi-Fi is spotty and the elk o

THC 20-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Animas Valley

Meet Animas Valley—the strain that splits the difference bet

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Anime by Eskimo Fire

Named after the art form that convinces grown adults body pi

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Whisperer

Animism

Gage Green’s Animism is the strain equivalent of a weighted

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Deep-Rooted Indica

Animism

Meet Animism—the strain that makes you apologize to your cou

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Animorph Mints

Named like a rejected Nickelodeon cartoon, Animorph Mints is

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Animorph Mints

Compound Genetics’ Animorph Mints is basically a Girl Scout

THC 20%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Anirado

Anirado is that mysterious ‘micro-drop’ indica that your plu

THC 20-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Aniva

Aniva is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows up

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Because Picking Sides is So 2015)

Anjawocky

Meet Anjawocky, the cannabis equivalent of a LinkedIn motiva

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Anjawocky

Named like a rejected Pokémon, Anjawocky is G2G Genetix’s lo

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Anna Lee

Meet Anna Lee—the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 19-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (She’s Been to Therapy)

Anna Lee

Meet Anna Lee: the strain that’s been quietly out-performing

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Mostly Indica

Annabelle

Annabelle is the strain that convinced your legs that standi

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Annabelle

Named after Jerry’s socially awkward daughter, Annabelle is

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Polyhybrid

Annapurna

Annapurna is Flash Seeds’ attempt to cram an entire Himalaya

THC 14-20%
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🏔️ Mountain-Man Hybrid

Annapurna

Named after a peak that kills 1 in 4 climbers, Annapurna the

THC 18-24%
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🏔️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Annapurna

Annapurna is what happens when Flash Seeds decides to crossb

THC 16%
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🟡 5% THC 'Micro-dose in Disguise' Hybrid

Annette's Honey Cocktail

The strain equivalent of ordering a mocktail at a speakeasy—

THC 5%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Annette's Honey Cocktail

Imagine if a bee got drunk at a cocktail bar and decided to

THC 25%
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🌞 Pure Sativa (The “I Am Legend” of Daytime Weed)

Annunaki

Annunaki is the strain that makes you feel like you just got

THC 17-24%
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🚀 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Annunaki

Named after ancient aliens because smoking this is like gett

THC 18-24%
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🎭 Balanced Hybrid

Anonymous

Meet Anonymous—the strain so mysterious even its parents won

THC 18-24%
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🤷‍♂️ 50/50 Hybrid

Anonymous

The strain so mysterious it could ghost you on Tinder. Anony

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Anonymous OG

The strain so secret even its parents use burner phones. Ano

THC 18%
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⚫️ Incognito Indica

Anonymous OG by Tiger Trees

The strain so low-key it won’t even tell you its parents. Ex

THC 20-22%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Another Level

Happy Valley Genetics calls it "Another Level" because "Mode

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Another Level

The strain equivalent of your friend who says "trust me, thi

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Irony-Infused Indica

Anslinger

Meet Anslinger—the strain so loud it makes the ghost of Harr

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Anslinger's Demise

Harry Anslinger tried to kill weed forever—this strain is th

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Anslinger's Demise

The strain that literally killed a narc. Anslinger's Demise

THC 18%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica

Antal

Antal is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who "knows p

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Antal

Meet Antal, the indica that parties like it's 1999 and then

THC 18%
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❄️ Balanced Hybrid

Antarctic Kush

Antarctic Kush sounds like Elsa’s wake-and-bake. Bred by Mok

THC 15-25%
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❄️ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Antarctic Kush

Antarctic Kush is basically a winter coat for your brain—18%

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Lightning Sativa

Antenna AC Haze

Meet the strain that makes your morning coffee file for unem

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Antenna AC Haze

The strain that convinced your friend they could code an app

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Antenna Banana Haze

Imagine if a Chiquita truck crashed into a 1970s grow room—A

THC 18-24%
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🟡 Straight-Up Sativa

Antenna Banana Haze

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that went to grad schoo

THC 20%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Antenna Blue Lazerlite

The strain that sounds like a rejected Star Wars droid but a

THC 18%

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