51,970 Brutally Honest
Strain Reviews

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🟣 Indica

Angelic Poop

Angelic Poop—because nothing says "heavenly" like a strain n

THC 20-25%

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🔮 Boutique Couch Glue

Angelica

Angelica is that mysterious indie girl at the dispensary who

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Curfew

Angelica

Angelica is the strain that shows up to the party in sweatpa

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Angelina

Angelina is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who "does

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (but she’s complicated)

Angelina

Meet Angelina, the strain that swears it’s an indica yet kee

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Ruderalis Roulette

Angels Auto Mix

Omni Seeds’ mystery box of weed—like Kinder Surprise for gro

THC 12-14%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Angels Auto Mix

Imagine if a Swiss Army knife got high and decided to grow i

THC 15-25%

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🍼 Couch-Lock Creamer

Angels Milk

Imagine if Haagen-Dazs and a 1970s Afghan hash brick had a s

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Angels Milk

Angels Milk is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Existential Crisis Hybrid

Angels of Darkness

Meet the strain that dresses like a Hot Topic clearance rack

THC 5%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Angels of Darkness

This strain is basically the cannabis equivalent of a goth k

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Angels Sunset

Meet Angels Sunset, the strain that’s 50% sativa, 50% indica

THC 18%

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⚖️ Secret-Sauce Hybrid

Angie

Angie is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder profile with no

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Angie

Meet Angie, the overachieving hybrid that spent more time in

THC 25%

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🟢 Functional Sativa

Angie CBD

Meet Angie CBD—the strain that gets you "well" instead of "w

THC 8-12%

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🔶 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Angola Haze

The strain that makes you write a manifesto about your house

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Angola Haze

Meet Angola Haze, the sativa that thinks sleep is for the we

THC 18%

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🟣 Rare Tropical Sativa

Angola Red

Meet Angola Red—the strain that makes your barista look like

THC 14-22%

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🔴 Old-School Sativa

Angola Red

Meet Angola Red, the cannabis equivalent of a marathon-runni

THC 12-20%

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🟢 African-Brazilian Rocket Fuel

Angola Red

Meet Angola Red—the strain that makes you feel like you just

THC 18-22%

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☀️ Triple-Threat Sativa

Angola Red X Thai X Purple Thai

A three-way love child of equatorial landraces that flowers

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Sativa Landrace Ménage à Trois

Angola Red X Thai X Purple Thai

This genetic three-way is what happens when breeders get bor

THC 18%

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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Heritage Bomb

Angola Roja X Banghi

Meet the strain that thinks your ceiling is a suggestion: An

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Angola Roja X Banghi

La Mano Negra's love letter to anyone who thinks coffee is t

THC 18-24%

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🍏 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Angry Apples

Meet Angry Apples, the strain that sounds like a Disney vill

THC 15-25%

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🍒🤬 Cherry-Forward Hybrid

Angry Cherry

Meet Angry Cherry—because apparently "Passive-Aggressive Che

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Savory-Sweet Chaos)

Angry Garlic Cookies

Imagine if Nonna’s marinara arm-wrestled a tray of fresh-bak

THC 10-25%

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🧄 Pure Indica

Angry Garlic Cookies

Imagine Nonna got mad at Uncle Tony, threw garlic knots at h

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Boutique Indica with a Ginger Snap

Angry Ginger

Imagine a gingerbread man who skipped leg day, got evicted,

THC 15-25%

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🦍 Hybrid

Angry Gorilla

Think GG4 got ghosted by its parents and now it’s in therapy

THC 15-25%

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🦍 Hybrid

Angry Gorilla

This primate-themed powerhouse from Brothers In Farms swings

THC 18-32%

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🦍 Fast-Finish Indica

Angry Gorilla Auto

Meet the strain that goes from seed to blunt in about the ti

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Auto-Flowering Sativa

Angry Gorilla Auto

Meet the strain that’s basically a Red Bull in plant form—fa

THC 18%

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🍊 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Angry Orange Man

Meet the strain that smells like a Florida grove having a mi

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Full-Blown Indica

Angry Orange Man

Imagine Donald Trump’s spray-tan in bud form—loud, orange, a

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Speed-Run Indica

Animal

Animal is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified

Animal 75

Animal 75 is the cannabis equivalent of canceling all your p

THC 20-26%

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🎭 Balanced Hybrid

Animal Act

Animal Act is MGB Worldwide’s mysterious love-child that won

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Animal Act

The strain that’s basically cannabis cosplay: half chill slo

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Animal Blues

Animal Blues is what happens when In House Genetics decides

THC 21-23%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Animal Blues

Animal Blues is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Animal Breath

Imagine a Rottweiler baked into a sugar cookie and you’re ha

THC 22-27%

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🍰 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Animal Cake

Imagine a feral raccoon broke into a wedding, ate all the ca

THC 20-22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Animal Cake Ozone

Imagine a birthday cake that got mugged by a skunk in a leat

THC 25%

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🍭 Balanced Hybrid

Animal Candy

Animal Candy is what happens when a minty Animal Mints hooku

THC 22-28%

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🍭 50/50 Hybrid

Animal Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka breeding a strain with actual animals—An

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Animal Cookie

Imagine inhaling a gas-station bakery that moonlights as a m

THC 18-27%

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⚖️ CBD-Heavy Hybrid

Animal Cookie Kush CBD

AKA the strain that lets you eat the metaphorical cookie wit

THC 20-28%