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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mac8ball Kush by Mylogrow

Mac8ball Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 19-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Macabre Cookies

Macabre Cookies is what happens when a European breeder asks

THC 20%
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🦍 Couch-Lock Gorilla

Macaca Mulatta

Named after the Rhesus monkey because it will literally clim

THC 18-27%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Macadelic

Macadelic is what happens when MAC meets Mac Miller’s mixtap

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Pure Alaskan Indica

Macanuska

Imagine MAC and Matanuska had a love child in an igloo and r

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Diva

Macapplez

Macapplez is what happens when MAC and an apple fritzer have

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Macarena

Macarena is Saturn Genetics' attempt at making weed that par

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-éclair)

Macaron

Macaron is what happens when a French pastry chef ghost-writ

THC 18-25%
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🤌 Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Macaroni

Macaroni is Seattle Chronic Seeds’ limited-drop flex that sm

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Indica

Macaroon

Macaroon is the strain that proves cookies can get you baked

THC 20%
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🍭 Auto-Flower Candy Bomb

MacaRuntz

Gas Reaper Genetics basically duct-taped the candy aisle to

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Schrödinger's Strain)

Macba

Macba is the cannabis equivalent of a Michelin-starred milks

THC 22-28%
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⚫ Pure Indica Drama Queen

Macbeth

Macbeth is the indica that turns your living room into the S

THC 19-21%
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🍔 Hybrid

Macburger OG

Imagine if Ronald McDonald hot-boxed a 90s Honda Civic with

THC 15-25%
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☕ Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Macchiato

Macchiato is the strain for anyone who’s ever wanted to smok

THC 16-18%
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☕ Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Macchiato Michigrown

Imagine if Starbucks had a secret menu for stoners—this is i

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced European Hybrid

Macdaddy

Meet Macdaddy, the Barcelona-bred bougie hybrid that dresses

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Macdawg

Think MAC and Stardawg got drunk at a frat party and made a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

MacDre

MacDre is your VIP pass to the couch dimension—16-18% THC th

THC 16-18%
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⚡ Jedi Sativa

Mace Windu

Named after the only Jedi who could pull off a purple lights

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Macflurry

Macflurry is what happens when MAC and Gelato have a sugar-b

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Mach 10

Mach 10 is the strain equivalent of hitting the afterburners

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Super-Auto Hybrid

Mach 3

Flash Seeds’ Mach 3 is the cannabis equivalent of a 30-minut

THC 8-12%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Mach 4

Mach 4 is Wyeast Farms’ boutique indica that accelerates you

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mach Fly

Meet the strain that’s basically a first-class ticket to the

THC 15-25%
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☕ Couch-Lock Cappuccino

Macha Latte

Imagine your bougie matcha habit discovered rosin presses an

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Machacar

Machacar by Moscaseeds sounds like a luchador's finishing mo

THC 18-24%
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🏄‍♂️ Sativa Tsunami

Machaze

Meet Machaze—the strain that thinks it's a Red Bull commerci

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Machine Elves

Named after the geometric jesters that live in Terence McKen

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Machine Gun Funk

Named after a Biggie track and bred by the boutique nerds at

THC 15-25%
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🔫 Couch-Locked Indica

Machine Gun Sour

Named like a Call of Duty loadout, Machine Gun Sour is Alien

THC 18-24%
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🟡 Balanced Hybrid

Macho

Meet Macho—the only time it's acceptable to call something b

THC 18-26%
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🍏 Hybrid (Apple Pie Edition)

Macintosh

Meet Macintosh, the strain that tricks your nose into thinki

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Macintosh Meds

Meet Macintosh Meds—Cannarado’s attempt to make your bong ta

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant OG Menace

Mack Da Knife OGK

Named after a jazz-era hitman, Mack Da Knife OGK is the stra

THC 19-26%
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🔮 Frosted Couch Magnet

Mack Mints

Mack Mints is the strain that looks like it rolled around in

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA The Stank You Asked For)

Mack's GAK

Meet Mack's GAK—the strain that smells like a 1998 Honda Civ

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica

Mackinac Fudge

Named after Michigan’s sugar-coma fudge, this indica is basi

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy Bar

Mackinac Island Fudge

Meet the strain that turns your living room into a Mackinac

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Mackinaw OG

This Michigan-born OG is what happens when a classic Kush su

THC 15-25%
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🍑 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Mackinaw Peaches

Named after a peach so exclusive it makes Beyoncé look acces

THC 20-24%
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🍦 Hybrid Dessert Hybrid

Maclato

Maclato is MAC and Gelato’s lovechild—a frosted sugar bomb t

THC 15-25%
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🍨 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Maclato

Imagine someone dunked MAC and Gelato in a milkshake machine

THC 22%
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⚖️ Dessert-Leaning Hybrid

Maclookies

Maclookies is what happens when MAC and Cookies have a sweet

THC 15-25%
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🍪 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Maclovin

Maclovin is the strain equivalent of sliding into DMs with "

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-ish Mystery Meat

Macmamba

Macmamba is the boutique love-child of MAC’s frosty ego and

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica

Macminion

Macminion is the cannabis equivalent of a burner phone—works

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid

MacMints

MacMints is what happens when MAC (Miracle Alien Cookies) an

THC 15-25%

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