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🔥 Indica-ish Chaos Hybrid

Macmo

Macmo is what happens when breeders can't decide between gar

THC 22-28%
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🍌 Indica

Macnana

Macnana is what happens when a banana smoothie and a MAC str

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert Bomb

Macnana

Macnana is what happens when MAC and Banana Kush have a one-

THC 20-26%
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🔴 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock in Designer Packaging)

MacNruntz

Moab Genetix basically asked, “What if MAC and Runtz had a b

THC 20-28%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Kush

Macob Kush by Bradley Danks

Macob Kush is the strain equivalent of putting a racing stri

THC 18-26%
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🟡 GMO-Forward Hybrid

Maconga by Swamp Boys Seeds

Maconga smells like someone hot-boxed a Waffle House with sk

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Secret-Recipe Indica

Macphlurriez

Macphlurriez is what happens when a breeder gets so high the

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

MacRed by Boston Bob

Boston Bob’s MacRed is the strain equivalent of a boutique c

THC 15-25%
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🥪 Hybrid (a.k.a. The McMystery)

Macrib

Macrib is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-time fast-foo

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid Chaos

Macs Gone Bananas

Clone Quest’s love letter to anyone who’s ever wanted to get

THC 20-37%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Macscotti

Macscotti is what happens when MAC and Biscotti have a one-n

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Sativa

Mactite

Mactite is Seattle Chronic Seeds’ answer to “what if your co

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Mad Dawg

Mad Dawg is the British-bred sativa that smells like a gas s

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Hybrid

Mad Dawg

Mad Dawg is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows u

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Mad Dog

Mad Dog is Solfire Gardens' middle-finger to anyone who said

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Mad Fast Poison

Named like a rejected X-Men villain, Mad Fast Poison is Blac

THC 18-24%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Mad Glueberry Skunk

Imagine Gorilla Glue got drunk at a berry festival and hooke

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Mad Gorilla

Mad Gorilla is what happens when Gorilla Glue gets a medical

THC 15-25%
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🎩 Sativa Hybrid

Mad Hatter

Mad Hatter is what happens when Alice in Wonderland gets a g

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Hybrid (Kush-ish, Head-ish, Who-Knows-ish)

Mad Head Kush

Mad Head Kush sounds like a villain from a stoner anime, but

THC 19-21%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mad Honey

Mad Honey sounds like it’ll send you on a Nepalese spirit qu

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mad Honey

Mad Honey is Leafy Lunker’s love letter to the ancient hallu

THC 15-25%
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🧊🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Mad Icy Oranges

Mad Icy Oranges is what happens when a snowman gets frisky w

THC 20%
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🔮 OG Euro Couch-Lock

Mad Kush

Mad Kush is the European cousin who shows up with a stern fa

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Kush-leaning Hybrid

Mad Kush

Mad Kush is what happens when breeders take classic Kush, gi

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Confection

Mad Mac Mints

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie OD’d on Miracle Alien Cookies

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Mango-Flavored Couch Glue

Mad Mango

Mad Mango is what happens when a fruit salad gains sentience

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Mad Martian

Mad Martian is the strain that sends you to space but forget

THC 27-29%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Mad Max 33

DutchFem’s Mad Max 33 is the sativa equivalent of strapping

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Set-and-Forget Hybrid

Mad Max 33 Autoflowering

The Honda Civic of weed—cheap, reliable, and somehow still f

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Mad Rabbit

Mad Rabbit is the strain your dealer swears is “exclusive” b

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Indica

Mad Rabby

Mad Rabby is the strain your plug won’t shut up about—mostly

THC 21-26%
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🧪 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mad Scientist

Mad Scientist is what happens when Dutch breeders get bored

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Three-Way Hybrid (Ruderalis Crash-Course Included)

Mad Skunk

Mad Skunk is what happens when old-school skunk funk gets a

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mad.S by Breeders Choice

Meet Mad.S—the strain that looked at your weekend plans and

THC 15-25%
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🌴 Equatorial Sativa

Madagascar Sativa

Meet the giraffe of ganja—Madagascar Sativa stretches so hig

THC 16-22%
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🟢 Sativa Heritage Landrace

Madagascar South

Meet the strain that makes hemp look like a party drug. Mada

THC 5%
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🟣 Mysterious Island Indica

Madagaskar

Meet Madagaskar—the strain so underground it forgot to tell

THC 15%
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⚫ Balanced Hybrid

Madagaskar Skunk

If a skunk ate a mango on a beach and then read your diary,

THC 20%
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🧢 Tall-Boy Sativa

Madagaskar Spirit

Meet Madagaskar Spirit, the sativa that’ll have you reorgani

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Madame Blavatsky

Named after the 19th-century occult queen, Madame Blavatsky

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Madame Poison

Meet Madame Poison, the Canadian hybrid that sounds like a B

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Madara

Madara is the strain you smoke when you want to feel like a

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica

Madcap

Madcap is Jinxproof’s love letter to people who want to feel

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Madcap Princess

Meet Madcap Princess, the strain that turns your to-do list

THC 19-22%
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🔴 Sativa

Madcow

Madcow is the strain for anyone who wants to feel like a gen

THC 18-24%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Madd Hatter

Madd Hatter is Twisty Seeds’ love letter to anyone who wants

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Kush

Maddgically Delicious

Maddgically Delicious is the strain equivalent of eating an

THC 15-25%

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