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Strain Reviews

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🍝 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Lane

Magic Meatball Gelato

Imagine Gelato made out with a gas station meatball sub and

THC 20-26%

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🍈 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Magic Melon

Imagine if a cantaloupe took an improv class and won't shut

THC 18-26%

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🍈 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Magic Melon

Magic Melon is what happens when a fruit salad gets a PhD in

THC 15-25%

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🍈 Auto Hybrid

Magic Melon Autoflower

Magic Melon Auto is the Mary-Poppins-bag of weed: compact on

THC 17-22%

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🥤 Sativa-Dominant Dessert

Magic Milk

Imagine if your favorite sugary cereal grew up, went to coll

THC 26%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Confection

Magic Mints

Magic Mints is basically Girl Scout cookies for grown-ups wh

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock DJ Set

Magic Mixtape

Think of the best mixtape you ever got—now imagine it glued

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Magic Monkey

Magic Monkey is what happens when a dessert strain and a fue

THC 15-25%

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🌙 Couch-Lock Commando

Magic Night

Magic Night is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 15-25%

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🍍🟣 Indica That Tastes Like Dessert

Magic Pineapple Gelato

Imagine a pineapple upside-down cake got blackout drunk on G

THC 20-26%

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☀️ Sativa

Magic Power

Meet Magic Power: the strain that convinces you reorganizing

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Magic Power Ix1

Magic Power Ix1 sounds like a rejected Harry Potter spell, b

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Purple-Tinted Hybrid

Magic Purple Dog

Magic Purple Dog is what happens when a purple nug and a gas

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica (Candy-Gas Edition)

Magic Shotz

Magic Shotz is the strain equivalent of a sugar-rush knockou

THC 15-25%

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🪄 Genetically-Confused Tri-Hybrid

Magic Trikz F2

Magic Trikz F2 is the strain equivalent of a grab-bag at a s

THC 15-25%

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🎲 Genetic Lottery Hybrid

Magic Trikz F2

Rinse’s Reserve basically handed you a grab-bag of weed DNA

THC 18-24%

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🦄 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Magic Unicorn

Magic Unicorn is the strain equivalent of a participation tr

THC 15-25%

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🔲 Low-THC Hybrid

Magical Fucks

Lupos CannaSeed named this 5% THC wonder "Magical Fucks" eit

THC 5%

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🟢 Daytime Hybrid from the Pampas

Magico Subida3n

Bullseed Argentina basically bottled a Buenos Aires sunrise

THC 15-25%

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🦍 Couch-Lock Commander

Magilla Gorilla

Almighty Farms named this beast after a cartoon gorilla, the

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Gorilla

Magilla Gorilla

Meet Magilla Gorilla, the strain that turns your living room

THC 15-25%

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🦍 Boutique Tri-Hybrid

Magilla Gorilla

Rinse’s Reserve took Gorilla Glue’s sticky legacy, mixed in

THC 20%

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🦍 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Magilla Gorilla

Rinse’s Reserve basically took Gorilla Glue’s cooler cousin,

THC 18%

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🤹‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Magilla's Mints

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie got lost in a Kush forest and

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Couch-Locked & Loaded Indica

Maglicious

Maglicious is Green Blood Genetics’ love letter to people wh

THC 20%

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⚖️ Indica-Lean Hybrid

Magma by CBD Seeds

Magma is what happens when Spanish breeders decide your even

THC 24%

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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Magnesia Auto

Magnesia Auto is what happens when a breeder decides couch-l

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Magneto Kush Cake

Imagine if Magneto gave up world domination to become a past

THC 20-22%

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🔮 Indica (The Couch Whisperer)

Magnolia Kush

Imagine if a Southern belle moonlighted as a biker—floral ma

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

MagnoliaPie

MagnoliaPie is KingJayGenetics’ polite sativa that gets you

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Magnum

Magnum is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—zero

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Fast-Finish Hybrid

Magnum 357 Auto

Named after a bullet because it finishes faster than your la

THC 10-14%

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⚡ Auto-Hybrid Speedrun

Magnum Auto

Meet Magnum Auto: the strain that treats photoperiods like r

THC 16-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Magnum Breath

Magnum Breath is what happens when a pastry chef and a diese

THC 20-27%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Autoflower

Magnum Cookies Auto

Meet the espresso shot of autoflowers: Magnum Cookies Auto r

THC 15-25%

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⚫️ Indica Overachiever

Magnum Opus

The strain that looked at other indicas and said "hold my ar

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Indica Auto (aka Couch-Lock Lite™)

Magnum Opus

Magnum Opus is Afterthought Autos’ mic-drop attempt at the "

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Magnum Opus F11

Meet the strain that made Katsu Seeds say "we've peaked" aft

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Magnum Pie

The love-child of a pastry chef and a lab coat, Magnum Pie i

THC 20-26%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Magnum Platinum Haze

Delta 9 Labs stuffed a disco ball into a Haze and called it

THC 15-25%

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🟡 Sativa Auto-Flowering Overachiever

Magnus Super Auto

Magnus Super Auto is the strain equivalent of a turbocharged

THC 15-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Magoo's Whorehouse

The strain that sounds like a rejected HBO pilot is actually

THC 25%

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⚫ Indica That Won’t Mug You

Magpie

Magpie is the boutique baby of Best Coast Genetics—a strain

THC 15-25%

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🪶 Boutique Hybrid

Magpie

Magpie is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition Pokém

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Mahaa By Prana Seeds

Meet Mahaa—Prana Seeds’ love letter to anyone whose evening

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Royalty

Maharaja Haze

Maharaja Haze is the strain that makes you feel like you’ve

THC 15-25%

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🍔 Balanced Island Hybrid

Mahi Mahi Burger

Imagine a fish sandwich that got lost in a weed lab and came

THC 18-24%

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🍇🌺 Tropical Candy Hybrid

Mai Grape

Mai Grape is what happens when a Mai Tai hooks up with a gra

THC 15-25%