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🔆 100% Sativa Landrace

Malawi

Meet Malawi, the espresso shot of weed that makes Durban Poi

THC 20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Landrace

Malawi

Meet Malawi, the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull IV drip.

THC 20-27%
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🟢 100% Pure Sativa Landrace

Malawi

AKA “Malawi Gold,” this pure equatorial sativa is basically

THC 20%
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🌞 Pure African Sativa

Malawi

AKA Malawi Gold—because your brain will feel like it struck

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa Speedball

Malawi 99

Malawi 99 is what happens when an African landrace that thin

THC 18-26%
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⚡ African Sativa With A Dark Side

Malawi Black

Think your morning coffee is strong? Malawi Black just laugh

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Heritage Hybrid

Malawi Burmese

Imagine your brain doing parkour in an equatorial spice mark

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Malawi Dream

Malawi Dream is Poppa Pain’s attempt to bottle African light

THC 17-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Malawi Faced

Malawi Faced is Archive Seed Bank's polite way of saying "we

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Landrace

Malawi Gold

Malawi Gold is what happens when equatorial sunshine, banana

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Landrace

Malawi Gold

Malawi Gold is basically espresso that grows out of the grou

THC 14-22%
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🌍 African Landrace Sativa-Hybrid

Malawi Gold

Meet Malawi Gold—the strain that takes so long to flower you

THC 15-25%
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🔆 Pure African Sativa

Malawi Gold

Meet Malawi Gold—the strain that convinced your couch you’re

THC 14-22%
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🟡 Old-School Sativa Landrace

Malawi Gold

AKA "the strain your hippie uncle won’t shut up about." Mala

THC 14-24%
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🟡 Pure Sativa Landrace

Malawi Gold

Meet Malawi Gold—the strain that backpackers in the '70s swo

THC 16-23%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Landrace

Malawi Gold

Meet the strain that convinced a continent coffee was option

THC 16-24%
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🟡 Pure African Sativa

Malawi Gold

Straight outta the Malawi Plateau like it's headlining Coach

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Pure African Sativa

Malawi Gold

The strain that made backpackers in the '70s think they coul

THC 16-24%
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🌞 Pure African Sativa

Malawi Gold

Meet the strain that thinks Adderall is for cowards. Malawi

THC 15-25%
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☀️ African Sativa Landrace

Malawi Gold

Meet Malawi Gold: the strain that makes Red Bull taste like

THC 16-22%
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🔥 Old-School African Sativa

Malawi Gold

Meet Malawi Gold, the espresso shot of landrace sativas that

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Pure African Sativa Landrace

Malawi Gold

Meet Malawi Gold: the strain that backpackers brag about dis

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Malawi Haze

Meet Malawi Haze, the strain that makes Red Bull look like c

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Lean Memory Eraser

Malawi Memory Loss

Meet the strain that puts the "where did I park?" in parking

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pocket-Rocket Sativa

Malawi Mini

Imagine taking the legendary Malawi Gold, slapping it with a

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Malawi NL Haze x Memory Loss

A strain so mentally stimulating it should come with a helme

THC 18-25%
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🥭 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Malawi Papaya

Imagine a fruit smoothie that studied abroad in Malawi and c

THC 15-25%
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🪸 Indica/Sativa 50/50 Split

Malawi PCK 47 Purple Pheno X ErdPurt

ACE Seeds Frankenstein-bred this tropical sativa landrace wi

THC 20-27%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Landrace on Steroids

Malawi Phaze

Malawi Phaze is what happens when an African landrace and a

THC 20%
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⚡️ Speed-Run Hybrid

Malawi Terror Beast Auto

Think espresso shot made of equatorial lightning, then wrapp

THC 17-24%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Landrace Flex

Malawi White Truffle

Malawi White Truffle is what happens when a 100% pure Africa

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Landrace Lunacy

Malawi Wowie

Imagine if a cheetah ate a piña colada and then wrote your t

THC 17-23%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Malawi Wowie

Malawi Wowie is what happens when African landrace genetics

THC 18-26%
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🌴 Sativa Time-Warp

Malawi x Papua New Guinea

This strain is basically a geography lesson that gets you hi

THC 18-20%
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🔥 Sativa That Got A Kush Makeover

Malawi x PCK

Imagine if a hyperactive Malawian sativa went on vacation to

THC 10-20%
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🟣 Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Malawi X Skunk

Imagine your grandpa’s incense collection got drunk and hook

THC 16-24%
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🟣 Indica-Loaded Hybrid

MalawiTrip

GreenMan’s MalawiTrip is what happens when an African landra

THC 20%
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🌍 African-Influenced Hybrid

Malberino by Afropips Seeds

Malberino is the strain equivalent of that mysterious mixtap

THC 18-24%
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🍇 Afro-Berry Hybrid

Malberry

Malberry is what happens when a Malawi sativa gets drunk at

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Malberry

Malberry is the Swiss Army knife of weed—indica enough to ch

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Male OG

Meet Male OG, the strain that sounds like a bad Tinder bio b

THC 25%
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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Couture)

Malefi Scent

Malefi Scent sounds like a Disney villain’s signature fragra

THC 18-24%
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🍋 Daytime Sativa

Malibu

Aka 'The KushBrothers' vacation in a jar'—Malibu is the sati

THC 18-26%
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🏖️ Coastal Couch-Lock Hybrid

Malibu

The strain that smells like a Pacific sunset and hits like a

THC 18-24%
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🏖️ Coastal Couch-Lock Hybrid

Malibu

Malibu is the cannabis equivalent of a convertible VW bus fu

THC 19-26%
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🟤 Couch-Optional Autoflower

Malibu Auto

Meet the lazy gardener’s cheat code: Malibu Auto finishes fa

THC 16-22%
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🌅 Beach-Chair Hybrid

Malibu Cosmic

Malibu Cosmic is Botafarm’s love letter to every influencer

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock in Designer Sandals

Malibu Glue

Like getting sandbagged by a surfboard made of cement, Malib

THC 20%

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