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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Mai Tai

Meet Mai Tai, the strain that got so popular it spawned more

THC 15-25%
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🍹 Auto-Flowering Tropical Chaos Hybrid

Mai Tai

Sterquiliniis Seed Supply slapped a tiki drink name on an au

THC 15-25%
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🍹 Tropical Punch Hybrid

Mai Tai 4

Mai Tai 4 is what happens when your weed dealer goes to bart

THC 30%
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🍰 Tropical Dessert Hybrid

Mai Tai X Zkittlez Cake

Imagine getting drunk on a tiki drink made by Willy Wonka—th

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Maid Of Honor

Maid Of Honor is the strain for when you want to feel like t

THC 19-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Maiden Voyage

The cannabis equivalent of a first date that actually shows

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Mystery Indica

Mail Order Bride

Iron Fist Genetics' best-kept secret: an arranged marriage o

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

Main Event by Jinxproof Genetics

This isn’t the undercard—Main Event is the stoner equivalent

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Citrus Indica

Main Squeeze

Main Squeeze is the strain you bring home to mom—if mom like

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Indica

Maine Lobster

Maine Lobster is what happens when New England’s craft growe

THC 22%
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🫐 Sativa-Leanin’ Hybrid

Maine Wild Blueberry

Maine’s answer to "productive pie." A sativa-dominant hybrid

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mainline OG

Mainline OG is what happens when OG Kush decides to stop bei

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Tropical Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

MaiThai

MaiThai is what happens when a micro-breeder named iiTzToast

THC 20%
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🌽 Sativa

Maizal Gord

Maizal Gord is what happens when a boutique Spanish breeder

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Mostly Sativa

Majestic 13

Meet Majestic 13—the strain that grows tall enough to file i

THC 18-24%
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🍋 Hybrid Haze

Majik Lemon Haze

Imagine Lemon Pledge’s cooler cousin who studied abroad and

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Anime Nightmare

Majin Buu

Majin Buu is the strain that watched too much anime and deci

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica

Majin Buu

Meet Majin Buu: the strain that hits harder than a pink blob

THC 27-29%
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🍭 Flavor-First Hybrid

Major Flavorz

Major Flavorz is Scapegoat Genetics’ middle finger to the "T

THC 10-25%
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🟢 Highland Sativa

Major Tam

Meet Major Tam—the only sativa brave enough to flower in a S

THC 18-20%
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☀️ Sativa Autoflower

Major Toke

Major Toke is Mephisto Genetics' middle finger to the "autof

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

MAK 10

MAK 10 is like that friend who shows up promising "chill vib

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Mystery Indica

Makajilly

Makajilly is Pure Michigan Genetics' classified indica that

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Makana

Makana is the cannabis equivalent of a beautifully wrapped p

THC 18%
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🍇 Grape-Flavored Political Statement

Make America Grape Again

The Bakery Genetics basically made purple Kool-Aid in weed f

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Ruderalis Hybrid (Auto)

Makeda

Meet Makeda, the auto that thinks it's photoperiod royalty.

THC 18-26%
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🦈 Pure Sativa

Mako Haze

This Cup-winning sativa from Kiwiseeds is basically Adderall

THC 24-26%
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🌞 Sativa

Mal Wowie

Mal Wowie is what happens when boutique breeders decide your

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mala Cosa

Mala Cosa sounds like the name of your ex who keyed your car

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Malachite by Rinse's Reserve

Malachite is Rinse’s Reserve’s attempt to sell you a rock th

THC 8-15%
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🔶 Mostly-Sativa Marathon

Malaki

Malaki is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who backpac

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Euro Sativa

Malakoff

Straight outta Barcelona, Malakoff is Medical Seeds’ love le

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Himalayan Sativa Landrace

Malana

Straight from a village so remote even Wi-Fi fears to tread,

THC 15-25%
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🗻 Old-School Himalayan Sativa

Malana

Meet Malana, the cannabis equivalent of that friend who trek

THC 14-20%
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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Malana Banana

Malana Banana is the strain equivalent of a trust-fund backp

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Autoflowering Himalayan Hash Rocket

Malana Bomb

Imagine if a Himalayan sadhu and a Dutch speed-demon had a b

THC 14-20%
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🔺 Himalayan Sativa

Malana by Old World Organics

Straight out of a Himalayan village that thinks Wi-Fi is wit

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemon

Malana Lemon Hashplant

Imagine if a Nepalese hash bar got drunk and hooked up with

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Himalayan-Afghani Hybrid

Malana X After Work Affie

Imagine your yoga instructor and your napping Afghan uncle h

THC 18-24%
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🌍 Sativa-Heavy Heirloom Hybrid

Malana X Chamba X Lesotho

Imagine your brain taking a gap year through the Himalayas,

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Malana X Crombie Kush

Imagine a Nepalese monk and a Compton OG locked themselves i

THC 18%
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🧘‍♂️ Hash-Daddy Hybrid

Malana X Fat Bottom Girl

Imagine a Himalayan monk doing squats in a Colorado grow roo

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Malana X Milk Of Mazar

Imagine a Himalayan monk and an Afghan hash baron had a baby

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Vintage Sativa

Malana X Panama Red

Imagine your dad's college roommate finally released a strai

THC 15-22%
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🟡 Heritage Sativa Hybrid

Malange Gold

Think of Malange Gold as the espresso shot of sativas—an Afr

THC 15-25%
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🗻 Sativa-Dominant Himalayan Landrace

Malari

Malari is basically Himalayan espresso in plant form—15-25%

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Croissant

Malasaña Cookies

Named after Madrid’s hipster central, Malasaña Cookies is th

THC 18-24%
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🇪🇸 Indica-Leaning Madrid Dessert

Malasaña Gelato

Imagine if a Madrid barista bred weed instead of coffee—boom

THC 15-25%

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