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🟣 Royal Couch-Lock Indica

Madds Urkle Queen

Meet the monarch of mandatory naps: Madds Urkle Queen will k

THC 15-25%
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💍 Hybrid Wedding Crasher

Made of Honor

Made of Honor is Twenty 20 Genetics' cheeky RSVP to the 'des

THC 15-25%
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💍 Mystery Hybrid

Made Of Honor

The strain that swiped right on every dessert parent but won

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Made U Cream

Lit Farms basically bottled vanilla frosting and called it w

THC 20-26%
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🏳️‍🌈 Autoflowering Hybrid

Made You Lick

Happy Bird Seeds’ Made You Lick is the cannabis equivalent o

THC 8-12%
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⚖️ Modern Hybrid Mayhem

Madelines Fury

Madelines Fury sounds like a toddler mid-tantrum and smokes

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Madhatter

Madhatter is Alphakronik’s bedtime bully—an indica that punc

THC 24%
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⚖️ Mystery Citrus Hybrid

Madi Gras Marmalade

Madi Gras Marmalade is The Bakery Genetics' love letter to a

THC 15-25%
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🔲 Balanced Hybrid

Madi Largo

Madi Largo is the strain equivalent of a friend who shows up

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Madison Zquared Garden

Madison Zquared Garden is N.Y.Ceeds' tribute to the arena wh

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Outdoor Sativa That Actually Finishes

Madmacs Outdoor Haze

The strain for growers who love Haze but hate gambling with

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Madness

Madness is the strain equivalent of your grandpa’s Afghan ha

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Madness

The strain name screams 'psych ward,' but Madness is more li

THC 18-22%
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🌀 Hybrid Roulette

Madness

Madness is the strain equivalent of your flaky friend who sh

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Euro Hybrid

Madonna

Like the Queen of Pop herself, this Dutch-bred hybrid refuse

THC 15-25%
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🍪 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Madrina

Madrina is the cannabis equivalent of that aunt who shows up

THC 18-28%
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🚀 Sativa (Caffeine’s Overachieving Cousin)

Maduro Tai

Maduro Tai is what happens when a Bangkok street-racer and a

THC 17-24%
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🍰 Indica Couch-Lock Cake

Maelstrom Cake

Imagine diving face-first into a wedding cake, then waking u

THC 15-25%
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🎼 Fast-Flower Hybrid

Maestro Auto

Maestro Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burri

THC 10-15%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

MAF

MAF is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: stupid

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Autoflower Hybrid

MAF 2.0

The sequel nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed—MAF

THC 16-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mafia Funeral

Compound Genetics basically bottled the smell of a wise guy'

THC 20%
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⚰️ Indica

Mafia Funeral

Mafia Funeral is the strain that shows up in a black suit, r

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Highland Indica (Plot Twist Edition)

Mag 01

Meet Mag 01, the strain that got so high in Lesotho's mounta

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. “Schrödinger’s High”)

Magaiba

Magaiba is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss Army knife you

THC 18-25%
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🌈 Color-Wheel Hybrid

Magenta Dream

Magenta Dream is the strain that looks like it raided Barbie

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Mostly Indica

Magenta99

Magenta99 is the botanical equivalent of a goth prom queen—g

THC 15-25%
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🍁 Mostly Sativa (Yes, despite the name)

Magic Autumn

The strain that named itself after cozy sweaters then sucker

THC 17-24%
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🪄 Hybrid

Magic Bud

Magic Bud is what happens when Dutch breeders make a strain

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Magic Bullet

Magic Bullet is the cannabis equivalent of a mixtape with no

THC 15-25%
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🧡 Sativa-Dominant

Magic Carrot

Magic Carrot is the strain you smoke when you want to feel l

THC 17-25%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Magic Castle

Magic Castle is Night Owl Seeds' pocket-sized fortress that

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Magic Cookies Auto V1.2

RocBudInc’s latest software patch for stoners who can’t be t

THC 21-20%
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⚖️ Dutch-Bred Hybrid

Magic Crystal

Magic Crystal is the strain equivalent of a Dutch coffeeshop

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Pure Indica Sorcery

Magic Dragon

According to legend, this indica from Smoke A Lot Seeds was

THC 18-24%
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🐉 Balanced Hybrid

Magic Dragon

Magic Dragon is the strain your dealer swears is "straight f

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Heavy Indica

Magic Eraser

Magic Eraser is Tiger Trees’ limited-run delete button for a

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Magic Fire

Magic Fire is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket th

THC 20-24%
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🧀 Balanced Hybrid

Magic Gouda

Magic Gouda is what happens when a cheese board gets high on

THC 15-25%
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❄️ Balanced Clone-Only Hybrid

Magic Ice

Magic Ice is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition sn

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Magic Island

The strain that answers the age-old question: 'What if my we

THC 20%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Magic Journeys

Magic Journeys is the strain equivalent of taking the scenic

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Couch Whisperer

Magic Man

Magic Man is the strain that shows up like a stage magician

THC 15-25%
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🥭 Balanced Hybrid

Magic Mango

Magic Mango is what happens when a fruit stand and a dispens

THC 18-24%
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🥭 Hybrid (Mango-Flavored Mystery Meat)

Magic Mango

Magic Mango is the strain equivalent of a Tinder date who li

THC 15-25%
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🖍️ Balanced Hybrid (RS11 x Permanent Marker)

Magic Marker

Seed Junky’s Magic Marker is what happens when Rainbow Sherb

THC 22-29%
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🖍️ Marker-Fueled Hybrid

Magic Marker

Imagine huffing a Crayola factory after it hot-boxed dessert

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica

Magic Marker

Magic Marker is the strain that makes you wonder who huffed

THC 22-29%

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