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🟣 Indica-Dominant Chill Pill

Malibu Lemon

Imagine a yoga retreat where the instructor hot-boxes the st

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Malibu Marker

Imagine a Sharpie hopped up on taffy and beach vibes—Malibu

THC 28-34%
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🏖️ Hybrid

Malibu Marsha

Imagine your dentist's sugar-free vanilla pudding got a beac

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Indica (Beach Day Approved)

Malibu Marsha

Imagine a marshmallow that moved to Malibu, got a spray tan,

THC 26%
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🟣 Indica Mirage (Or Is It?)

Malibu Mirage

Compound Genetics' latest flex is a frosty purple showpony n

THC 15-25%
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🏖️ Citrus-Dessert Hybrid

Malibu Mirage

Malibu Mirage is the strain equivalent of a $17 green juice

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Classic OG Indica

Malibu OG

Malibu OG is the strain that tricked LA into thinking they'r

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Malibu OG Gold

Imagine OG Kush got a spray tan and started charging $12 for

THC 18-26%
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🏖️ Balanced Beach Bum Hybrid

Malibu Pie

Imagine OG Kush took a sabbatical in Malibu, binged on key-l

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Malibu Pure Kush

Malibu Pure Kush is what happens when a SoCal OG phenotype d

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica

Malibu Runtz

Imagine Runtz went on vacation, got sun-baked, and forgot ho

THC 20-29%
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🏖️ Premium Coastal Hybrid

Malibu Seed Junky

Imagine a frosted cupcake sunbathing in traffic with the win

THC 15-25%
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🔲 Hybrid (a.k.a. “I don’t know, surprise me”)

Malibu Sugar

Malibu Sugar is what happens when a boutique breeder decides

THC 15-25%
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🌞 SoCal Sativa

Malibu Weed

Malibu Weed is the 2020-born LA hype-beast that smells like

THC 28%
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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Maliglue

Maliglue is what happens when Nomad Seed Bank asks, "What if

THC 15-25%
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🔍 Sativa-Leaning Mystery Hybrid

Malla Paya

Malla Paya is Energenetics’ hush-hush love child: a sativa-f

THC 17-24%
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🟣 Beach-Bod Indica

Mallorca Kush

Imagine OG Kush took a vacation, got a tan, and came back sp

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Malonica

Meet Malonica: the sativa that actually finishes before your

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Landrace

MalSP

MalSP is the strain that asks, "Ever wanted to smoke the equ

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Unicorn Hybrid

Maltese Tiger

Maltese Tiger is the cannabis equivalent of a Bigfoot sighti

THC 18-25%
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☀️ Mostly Sativa

Maltezerz

Maltezerz is G13 Labs' attempt at sativa that won't turn you

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Old-School Indica

Maluco Beleza

Named after the Portuguese phrase for "crazy-cool," this ind

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Indica (but it lied on its résumé)

Malus And Musa

Imagine if Apple Fritter and Banana OG got drunk at a weddin

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Malus And Musa

Imagine if Apple Jacks and banana Laffy Taffy had a baby, th

THC 15-25%
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🔵 CBD-Heavy Indica (aka “Therapy in a Tux”)

Maluti CBD

Imagine a sherpa that carries YOU up the mountain instead of

THC 8-18%
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🌿 Sativa

Malva Silvestre

Named after a flower your abuela puts in tea, Malva Silvestr

THC 19-22%
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🟢 Full-Tilt Sativa

Malverde

Meet Malverde, the Spanish-bred sativa that climbs faster th

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Boutique Indica That Won’t Snitch

Malverde

Malverde is the strain your plug named after a Sinaloa folk

THC 18-28%
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🔆 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Mama Cambodia

Mama Cambodia is like backpacking Southeast Asia without the

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Old-School Indica

Mama Mia

Mama Mia is the strain equivalent of Nonna’s lasagna: heavy,

THC 16-20%
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🇹🇭 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Mama Thai

Mama Thai is what happens when British breeders kidnap a 197

THC 15-25%
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🥧 Dessert-First Hybrid

Mama's Pie

Mama's Pie is the strain equivalent of sneaking a second sli

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica

Mamacita

Mamacita is the strain equivalent of a velvet couch that swa

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mamacita by Mean Beanz

Mamacita is Mean Beanz’ love letter to anyone who wants to f

THC 20-23%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Mamacitas Cookies

Mamacitas Cookies is the strain equivalent of eating an enti

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mamaree

Mamaree is the cannabis equivalent of a friend who brings bo

THC 19-22%
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🐍 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mamba

Mamba is the cannabis equivalent of a mixtape with no trackl

THC 24%
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🏀 Hybrid (The Kobe Cut)

Mamba 24

Named after the Black Mamba himself, this strain doesn’t jus

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in Disguise

Mamba Berries

Mamba Berries is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 5%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Mamba Kush

Mamba Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket wi

THC 15-25%
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🖤 Spanish Couch Magnet

Mamba Negra

Meet Mamba Negra, the Spanish gym bro of indicas: dark, dens

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant (or 50/50 if you're feeling argumentative)

Mamba Negra

Named after the world's second-deadliest snake, Mamba Negra

THC 17-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Auto Hybrid

Mamba Negra Auto

Mamba Negra Auto is what happens when Spanish breeders decid

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Autoflower

Mamba Negra Auto

Mamba Negra Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave b

THC 16-19%
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🌀 Mystery-Meat Hybrid

Mambo MG

Mambo MG is the cannabis equivalent of a mixtape labeled "Tr

THC 24%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Mambo Sauce

Named after the DMV's legendary go-go condiment, Mambo Sauce

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Mamia

Mamia is the strain that asks, "You sure you wanna finish th

THC 19-21%
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🟣 Indica Couch Magnet

Mamma Hutt

Mamma Hutt is Red Scare’s hush-hush indica that hits like a

THC 15-25%

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