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🟡 Sativa

Mandarin Jack

Imagine Jack Herer got drunk on orange soda and started a mo

THC 18-22%

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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mandarin Kush

Imagine if your grandma’s potpourri bowl got possessed by a

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Old-School Indica in a Mandarin Tracksuit

Mandarin Kush

Imagine if SunnyD and OG Kush had a baby and that baby grew

THC 27-29%

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🟢 Indica-Dominant Mystery

Mandarin Lime

Mandarin Lime is basically a citrus seltzer that decided to

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Brunch-Buzz Hybrid

Mandarin Mimosa

The strain that turns your boring Tuesday into bottomless-br

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Fancy-Pants Indica

Mandarin Mind

Mandarin Mind is what happens when a tangerine makes sweet l

THC 22-30%

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🍊🍃 Citrus-Mint Hybrid

Mandarin Mint

Imagine peeling a clementine in a snowstorm—then discovering

THC 20-28%

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🍊🧊 Citrus-Mint Hybrid

Mandarin Mints

Imagine if a creamsicle and a Junior Mint got drunk at a fra

THC 15-25%

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🍊🩲 Citrus-Cream Hybrid

Mandarin Panties

SeedStockers basically asked, “What if a creamsicle and a Vi

THC 20-28%

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🍊 Fast-Food Hybrid

Mandarin Panties Auto

SeedStockers’ Mandarin Panties Auto is the cannabis equivale

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Low-THC Hybrid

Mandarin Pie F1

Imagine a weed edible that’s already baked into a pie and th

THC 6-10%

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🟡 Balanced Hybrid

Mandarin Punch

Imagine if Sunny D and Purple Punch had a baby who grew up t

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mandarin Punch

Mandarin Punch is what happens when Amsterdam breeders decid

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Couch-Adjacent Indica

Mandarin Punch By Juan Moore

Juan Moore’s Mandarin Punch is the indica that convinced Typ

THC 18-24%

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🌸 Citrus-Floral Hybrid

Mandarin Rose

Imagine your grandma's potpourri bowl got freaky with a bag

THC 26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mandarin Runtz

Imagine a creamsicle and a bag of Zkittlez had a baby, then

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Dessert

Mandarin Sorbet

Imagine a creamsicle that went to grad school and came back

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Citrus-Hybrid Curveball

Mandarin Squeeze

TerpyZ took citrus genetics and squeezed them until they cri

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Mandarin Sucka Punch

Imagine getting sucker-punched by a can of orange Fanta—exce

THC 15-25%

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🔶 Citrus-Loaded Mystery Hybrid

Mandarin Sunset

The strain that’s so mysterious even its parents filed for a

THC 17-25%

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🟣 Boutique Couch-Citrus

Mandarin Temple

Mandarin Temple is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edit

THC 20-21%

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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Mandarin TK

Imagine your grandma’s orange sherbet got blackout drunk on

THC 15-25%

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🟠 Boutique Hybrid

Mandarin Truffles

Imagine a chocolate orange that got a liberal arts degree an

THC 18-26%

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🍊 Turned-Up Citrus Hybrid

Mandarin Turn

Imagine a Tropicana truck crashed into a Girl Scout cookie s

THC 22-28%

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🍊 Couch-Locked Citrus Cookie

Mandarin Wafer

Imagine if a Keebler elf and a Florida orange grove had a ba

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Indica (Allegedly)

Mandarin Yoni

Sticky Fangers Genetics slapped the word "indica" on a plant

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Citrus-Loaded Hybrid

Mandarin Zkittles

Imagine a tangerine made sweet, sweet love to a bag of Skitt

THC 15-25%

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🍊🍇 Dessert-Hybrid

Mandarin Zkittles X Purple Punch 2.0

Imagine if a bag of Skittles and Welch's grape juice had a b

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'Citrus Couch Surf')

Mandarin Zkittlez

Imagine a bag of Skittles that got lost in a Florida orange

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy Bomb

Mandarin Zkittlez

Imagine Zkittlez went on vacation to Florida, got sunburned,

THC 20-26%

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🍊 Sativa (a.k.a. Legal Adderall)

Mandarina

Mandarina is what happens when a boutique breeder tells a sa

THC 19-21%

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🍊 Autoflowering Citrus Hybrid

Mandarina Autoregular

Imagine smoking a Sunny-D commercial from 1998. Mandarina Au

THC 10-14%

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🌞 Sativa

Mandarina Haze

Mandarina Haze is basically a mimosa in weed form—if mimosas

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Mandarine 47

Imagine AK-47 and Tangerine Dream had a baby that smells lik

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Citrus-Forward Autoflower Hybrid

Mandarine Auto

Imagine if Sunny-D grew legs and became weed—this is it. Man

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Couch-Lock Citrus Bullet

Mandarine Auto

Ganja Farmer Seeds basically shrink-rayed a Christmas orange

THC 17-21%

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🍊 Citrus-Loaded Autoflower Hybrid

Mandarine Cream Auto

Imagine a Creamsicle got cross-faded with a Christmas tree a

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mandarine Jam

Imagine spreading orange marmalade on your anxiety and then

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Indica Hybrid

Mandarine Kush

Imagine if a clementine and a couch had a baby who majored i

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Autoflowering Citrus Hybrid

Mandarine Punch Automatic

Imagine if Sunny D got drunk at Oktoberfest and woke up in A

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Sativa Auto

Mandarine XL Auto

Mandarine XL Auto is basically Red Bull if Red Bull grew on

THC 22%

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🟢 Mostly-Sativa Hybrid (with Kush commitment issues)

Mandela Kush

Meet Mandela Kush, the strain that'll free your mind while c

THC 24%

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🟢 Sativa Dominant

Mandela Mindscape

A Smiling Tiger creation named after Nelson Mandela because

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Mandlebrot's Oil Spill F2

Imagine if a diesel-soaked tire married your grandpa’s Kush

THC 20-27%

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👑 Couch-Lock Nobility

Mandlebrot's Royal Kush VIII

Meet the strain that makes other indicas look like peasants.

THC 15-25%

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⚙️ Hybrid Grease Trap

Mandlebrots Oil Spill

Mandlebrots Oil Spill is the strain that makes your neighbor

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Mando

Mando is Solfire Gardens’ mysterious love child of Washingto

THC 20-26%

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⚫ Indica

Mando

Named after either a bounty hunter or the Mendo mountains—gr

THC 20-25%