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⚖️ Dessert-Hybrid Diva

Mamma Mia

Mamma Mia is what happens when Nasha Genetics asks, “What if

THC 18-26%

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🌞 Pure Sativa

Mamma Thai

Meet Mamma Thai – the strain that turns your living room int

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mammary Loss

Mammary Loss is the indica that sounds like a medical marvel

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mammoth

Meet Mammoth—The Bank Genetics’ love letter to anyone who wa

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Mamut Auto Critical

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actually

THC 14-20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Funk

Mamut Cheese

Europe’s answer to “what if weed smelled like blue cheese le

THC 15-25%

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🌀 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Mamut Haze

Mamut Haze is what happens when European breeders kidnap a 1

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Mamut Skunk

Mamut Skunk is what happens when breeders take the legendary

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Mamut Tusk

Mamut Tusk is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket wi

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Rocket Fuel

Man O War

Man O War doesn’t knock you out—it drafts behind your brain

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Certified Couch Companion

Man's Best Friend

This strain won't fetch your slippers, but it will fetch you

THC 15-25%

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🥭 Couch-Lock Mango

Man-Go

Man-Go is the strain for anyone who wants to taste a tropica

THC 19-21%

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🌈 Hybrid Candy-Dipped Fruit Stick

Man-Go Kandy

Man-Go Kandy is what happens when a mango smoothie and a bag

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Mostly Sativa

Mana Cake

Mana Cake is ScareCrow Seeds’ attempt to make a sativa that

THC 15-25%

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🔆 Sativa (with Kush Training Wheels)

Mana Kush

Mana Kush is what happens when a Hawaiian sativa crashes an

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Mana Manah

Mana Manah is the strain equivalent of a TED Talk hosted by

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Island Hybrid

Mana Miracle Berry

Mana Miracle Berry is what happens when Hawaiian breeders de

THC 15-25%

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🧪 Hybrid (a.k.a. the Console Cheat Code)

Mana Potion

Beefcake Genetics basically bottled a gamer’s energy drink a

THC 20-26%

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🔵 Island Indica

Mana Valley Dawg

Mana Valley Dawg is what happens when a Chem/Dawg cousin mar

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Old-School Afghan Indica

Manar Ghazni

Manar Ghazni is the cannabis equivalent of your grumpy Afgha

THC 14%

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🧀 Autoflower Hybrid

Manbearaliencheese

Imagine Bigfoot dabbing fondue while piloting a UFO—that’s t

THC 15-25%

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🚀 Auto-Flowering Hybrid Franken-Beast

Manbearalienpig

What do you get when you cross ruderalis, indica, and sativa

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Manchego

Manchego is what happens when a breeder names weed after fan

THC 20-24%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Manda Haze

Manda Haze is what happens when breeders ask, “How do we mak

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mandala #1

Mandala #1 is the Toyota Corolla of weed—reliable, gets you

THC 20%

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🟢 Sativa-Hash Chimera

Mandala #1 x Nepalese Hash Plant

Centennial Seeds basically duct-taped a Himalayan resin donk

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Mandala #2

Mandala #2 is the strain equivalent of mainlining espresso w

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Identity-Crisis Hybrid

Mandala by Mudro Seeds

Meet Mandala—the strain so zen it shares its name with half

THC 17-24%

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🌈 Boutique Island Hybrid

Mandala Purple #1 x Aloha WW

Picture Prince’s wardrobe compressed into a nug—electric pur

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Euro Sativa

Mandalay

Mandalay is the European Union’s answer to “I want sativa en

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Mandalime Juice

Meet the strain that tastes like a lime drove through a tang

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Indica (Armor Optional)

Mandalorian

Mandalorian is the strain that makes you understand why boun

THC 18-24%

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⚔️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Mandalorian

Mandalorian is the strain for when you want to feel like a s

THC 18-28%

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🍊 Citrus Hybrid

Mandarin

Meet Mandarin, the strain that smells like a Sunny-D factory

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mandarin Bubba

Mandarin Bubba is the strain equivalent of getting hugged by

THC 24%

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🟣 Dessert-Grade Indica

Mandarin Butter

Imagine if a Terry’s Chocolate Orange and a jar of Jif had a

THC 15-25%

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🔶 Dessert-Citrus Hybrid

Mandarin Confectionery

Imagine if Willy Wonka got into weed and said, "Let's make i

THC 20-27%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Mandarin Cookie Sherbert

Imagine your grandma’s citrus grove got drunk at an ice-crea

THC 26%

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🍊 Hybrid (But Actually a Doughy Space-Time Continuum)

Mandarin Cookies

Imagine a Girl Scout who dropped out to sell oranges on the

THC 20-30%

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🍊⚖️ Citrus-Cookie Hybrid

Mandarin Cookies

Imagine a creamsicle that went to grad school—sweet, zesty,

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mandarin Cookies R1 V2

Imagine if Grandma’s orange-glazed cookies got possessed by

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Hybrid That Wants to Be a Dessert

Mandarin Cream

Imagine a Creamsicle that graduated from cannabis college wi

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Citrus Couch-Surf

Mandarin Dreams

Imagine Blue Dream went on a juice cleanse and turned into a

THC 15-25%

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🦆 Balanced Island Hybrid

Mandarin Duck

Imagine a duck that got baked on tropical fruit and decided

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mandarin Gelato

Europe’s Ministry of Cannabis basically turned a Creamsicle

THC 20-25%

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🔶 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mandarin Haze

Mandarin Haze is the cannabis equivalent of a triple espress

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Mandarin Headstash

Imagine peeling a tangerine in a gas station bathroom that h

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Sativa

Mandarin Jack

Imagine if Jack Herer got drunk at an orange grove and decid

THC 18-24%