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Maroc by Linda Seeds
Meet Maroc, the strain that finishes flowering faster than m
THC 14%Maroc Inspiration
Think of it as Morocco’s greatest export, now with snow tire
THC 14-20%Maroc Inspiration
Named after the Rif Mountains where hash is basically curren
THC 15-22%Maroc Rouge
Maroc Rouge is what happens when Moroccan hash makers and Du
THC 18-22%Maroc x Afghan
Nirvana Seeds took Moroccan Rif grit and Afghan couch-lock,
THC 14-20%Maroon Baboon
Imagine a purple gorilla drop-kicking you into the couch whi
THC 15-25%Maroon Baboon
Maroon Baboon is what happens when a glue-soaked gorilla cra
THC 15-25%Marra Jones
Marra Jones is what happens when a secretive breeder decides
THC 15-25%Marra Kush
Marra Kush is the strain equivalent of wearing sweatpants to
THC 15-25%Marra Moonshine
Marra Moonshine is what happens when craft breeders refuse t
THC 15-25%Marrakesh
Purple City Genetics basically bottled a Marrakesh spice baz
THC 15-25%Married With Children
The strain that proves even your weed can have commitment is
THC 22%Married With Children
Named after a sitcom about a dysfunctional family, this indi
THC 15-25%Mars Barz
Mars Barz is what happens when Willy Wonka hotboxes the Inte
THC 22-28%Mars Cookies
Mars Cookies is what happens when a SoCal OG meets a Girl Sc
THC 18-28%Mars Hotel
Named after the Grateful Dead album, Mars Hotel is the sonic
THC 28%Mars Hotel By Lovin In Her Eyes
Named after the Grateful Dead album that your dad swears "ch
THC 29%Mars Mellow
Imagine if a campfire s’more got possessed by a kush demon—t
THC 15-25%Mars OG
Mars OG is the strain for when you want to explore the outer
THC 18-24%Mars OG
Named after the red planet because it’ll leave your ass plan
THC 18-24%Mars Weed
Mars Weed is the indica that fools you with a planetary name
THC 15-25%Marseille Haze
Meet Marseille Haze—Fatbush Seeds' love letter to the French
THC 15-25%Marsh Mellow
Marsh Mellow is the cannabis equivalent of sneaking the last
THC 15-25%Marsh Mellow Breath
Marsh Mellow Breath is what happens when a pastry chef accid
THC 20%Marshmallow Cabo
Imagine a beach vacation where your brain does yoga and your
THC 15-25%Marshmallow Cookies
Imagine if a campfire s’more and a jar of cookie dough had a
THC 15-25%Marshmallow Cookies
Imagine if a Girl Scout sold you Thin Mints at 30% THC and t
THC 30%Marshmallow Fluff
Imagine s’mores and OG Kush had a baby, then that baby grew
THC 15-25%Marshmallow Hashplant
Strayfox Gardenz took vintage Afghan hashplant, dipped it in
THC 18-24%Marshmallow Mathers
Named after the snack aisle’s answer to Eminem, Marshmallow
THC 15-25%Marshmallow Moon Oreoz
Imagine Oreos and s’mores had a threesome with a cloud of ma
THC 25%Marshmallow Mountain
Marshmallow Mountain is Exotic Genetix’s attempt to turn you
THC 15-25%Marshmallow OG
Imagine a Girl Scout cookie got roofied by a gas-station pum
THC 22-28%Marshmallow OG
Imagine if OG Kush went to pastry school and graduated with
THC 20%Marshmallow OG
Marshmallow OG is the strain that proves weed can taste like
THC 20%Marshmallow Pancakes
Holy Smoke Seeds basically folded breakfast into a bong hit.
THC 20-23%Marshmallow Rolls
Imagine if a campfire s’more got a PhD in chill—this is it.
THC 15-25%Marshmelon
Imagine if a marshmallow and a balanced hybrid had a baby th
THC 15-25%Marshon Biscuits
Marshon Biscuits is what happens when a pastry chef accident
THC 18-24%Marsquake
Imagine Elon Musk grew weed instead of launching cars into s
THC 15-25%Martha My Dear
Named after a Beatles deep-cut and bred by mysterious Spanis
THC 15-25%Martian Candy
An indica so lazy it outsourced its own breeding to "Unknown
THC 18-20%Martian Candy OG on Fire
A Vault Seed Bank creation so sticky it could repair the Hub
THC 15-25%Martian Empress
Martian Empress is the strain for people who want to feel fa
THC 18-22%Martian Fritterz
Martian Fritterz is what happens when a stoner watches Food
THC 15-25%Martian Gas
Martian Gas is what happens when Chemdawg and OG Kush get be
THC 20-28%Martian Koolaid
Martian Koolaid is what happens when a pack of Skittles and
THC 20%Martian Kush
Martian Kush crash-landed from the DNA Genetics mothership t
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