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🟢 Dutch-Engineered Balanced Hybrid

Master Chronic

Master Chronic is DutchBreed’s polite reminder that Europe s

THC 17-24%
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🟣 Indica

Master Cookie

Master Cookie promises a grand fusion of Master Kush and Coo

THC 5%
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⚖️ Kush-Forward Hybrid

Master Cookies

Imagine OG Kush and Thin Mint had a baby, then sent it to fi

THC 20-30%
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🦆 Stealth Hybrid

Master Duck

Meet Master Duck: the strain that looks like it flunked bota

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Master Glue

Master Glue is what happens when Original Glue (GG4) and Mas

THC 22%
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🧘‍♂️ Dutch Couch-Lock Lite

Master Haze

Meet Master Haze, the strain that proves the Dutch can be po

THC 5%
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🟢 100% Sativa Chaos

Master Haze

Master Haze is basically espresso that grew up in Amsterdam

THC 16-23%
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🌿 Sativa-Hemp Hybrid

Master Hemp

Meet Master Hemp—the strain that refuses to get you stupid-h

THC 10-16%
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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Master Jack

Meet Master Jack—the lovechild of a motivational speaker (Ja

THC 18-26%
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⚔️ Couch-Lock Hybrid

Master Jedi Kush

Ocean Grown Seeds’ Master Jedi Kush is the strain equivalent

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Old-School Balanced Hybrid

Master Kaze

Imagine your grandpa’s hash stash got frisky with a jazz-clu

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Master Koko

Master Koko is the Pacific Northwest’s answer to “what if a

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Master Kush

The strain that taught Amsterdam tourists what "I'm too high

THC 15-18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Master Kush

The strain that taught Silicon Valley CEOs what "logging off

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Master Kush

The strain that taught Amsterdam tourists what "no sudden mo

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Master Kush

The strain that taught Amsterdam tourists what “I can’t feel

THC 15-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Master Kush

Meet the strain that taught your couch how to hug back. Mast

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Master Kush Auto

The Danish love child of a 90s Amsterdam hashplant and a rog

THC 16-20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Master Kush Automatic

Take the OG Master Kush, add ruderalis genetics, and boom—yo

THC 14-22%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Master Kush Bx1

Master Kush Bx1 is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted bla

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Old-School Indica That'll Fold You Like Laundry

Master Kush by Black Label

The Amsterdam classic that taught a thousand coffeeshops wha

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Certified Couch Glue

Master Kush by Dizzy Duck Seeds

The strain that taught your yoga instructor what 'final sava

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure-Indica Couch Magnet

Master Kush by Dutch Headshop

Master Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a reliable Dutch b

THC 15-25%
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💤 Couch-Lock OG

Master Kush by Elev8 Seeds

Amsterdam’s gift to people who think "bedtime" is a personal

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Master Kush by Ethos Genetics

The strain that made Amsterdam coffee shops famous for somet

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Master Kush by Growi Seeds Amsterdam

Meet the strain that taught Amsterdam coffee shops how to gl

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Master Kush by Humboldt Seed Organisation

Meet Master Kush—the strain that taught your Netflix account

THC 15-18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Master Kush by Med Man Brand

The strain that taught other indicas how to actually relax.

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Old-School Indica OG

Master Kush by Nirvana Seeds

Meet the strain that taught your favorite dessert hybrid how

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Master Kush by Spliff Seeds

Straight out of 1990s Amsterdam like a stoner's time capsule

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Master Kush By White Label

AKA "High Rise" because it was bred in tiny Amsterdam apartm

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Master Kush by YAK

Meet the strain that taught your couch what Stockholm Syndro

THC 22%
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🔵 Chill-Mode Indica

Master Kush CBD

The Dutch basically took their famous couch-flattener and sa

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Master Kush Grand

Master Kush Grand is what happens when a classic Kush gets a

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Master Kush X Afghani

Meet the strain that makes your couch feel like a memory-foa

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'Indecisive Stoner')

Master Kush x C99

Imagine if a Himalayan hash monk and a tropical fruit smooth

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Master Medica

Master Medica is Lucky 13's love letter to anyone whose even

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Master Of Muppets

Named after the only Metallica song your dad knows, Master O

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Master OG

Master OG is what happens when Kush genetics decide to union

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Master Skunk

Master Skunk is what happens when Dutch breeders decide your

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Master Splinter

Named after the sewer-dwelling zen rat, Master Splinter is t

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Heritage Hybrid

Master Thai 82 Tahoe OG Thai

Imagine your dad’s vintage stash collided with a Bangkok tuk

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Southeast Asian Couch Dragon

Master Thai Green Dragon Bx

This backcrossed beast is basically what happens when a Thai

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Old-School Indica with a Sweet Tooth

Master Thai Green Gummy Turkish

Imagine Willy Wonka vacationing in Istanbul and accidentally

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Locked OG

Master Thai's 82 Tahoe OG

Named like a secret government project, this Hyp3rids-bred T

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Master Thai's Green Dragon

Meet the strain that treats motivation like a suggestion and

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Master Twisted OG Kush

Meet the strain that convinced your chiropractor to switch c

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica (The Couch Whisperer)

Master Velvet

Master Velvet is the strain that proves 16% THC can still fo

THC 16-18%

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