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Matrix
Matrix is the strain that finally lets you choose the red pi
THC 18-24%Matrix
Matrix is the strain that convinces you you're the One—until
THC 18-24%Matter Divided Sky
Imagine if a Sour Diesel and a lemon tree had a baby, then e
THC 28%Matterhorn
Meet Matterhorn, the strain that scales your brain like a Sw
THC 18%Matty Cakes
AK Bean Brains baked up a strain that sounds like a birthday
THC 18-26%Mature Kush by Microgenetica
Meet the weed equivalent of a weighted blanket: Mature Kush,
THC 15-25%Maturin
Maturin is the strain equivalent of canceling plans and stay
THC 15-25%Mau Mau
Mau Mau is the strain that makes your couch feel like a La-Z
THC 18-24%Maui
Meet Maui—the strain that convinced mainlanders that "island
THC 16-22%Maui Bubblegum
Imagine your childhood bubblegum took a Hawaiian vacation, g
THC 20-24%Maui Dream
Maui Dream is what happens when your vacation plans get canc
THC 14-19%Maui Girl
Maui Girl is the cannabis equivalent of "some dude at the be
THC 15-25%Maui Gold
Maui Gold is what happens when a Hawaiian vacation and your
THC 15-25%Maui Haole
Aloha, tourist. Maui Haole is the botanical equivalent of su
THC 18-24%Maui Haze
Meet Maui Haze—the strain that turns your grow tent into a p
THC 15-25%Maui Haze
Maui Haze is what happens when a laid-back Hawaiian beach bu
THC 17-22%Maui Juice
Maui Juice is basically a vacation in nug form—sun-drenched
THC 15-25%Maui Juice Bus
Imagine getting on a literal school bus made of pineapple an
THC 15-25%Maui Mac Dragon
Maui Mac Dragon is Matchmaker Genetics’ boutique attempt to
THC 20-30%Maui Mac Nut
Imagine if a piña colada and a macadamia cookie had a baby,
THC 20-25%Maui Mandarin
Maui Mandarin is what happens when a tiki bar makes out with
THC 18-24%Maui Mango Diesel
Imagine your brain wearing a lei while huffing diesel fumes
THC 15-25%Maui Melon
Maui Melon is what happens when a beach bar and a candy stor
THC 20%Maui Mimosa
Maui Mimosa is what happens when your mimosa gets jealous of
THC 18-24%Maui Mist
Think of Maui Mist as your overly enthusiastic friend who sh
THC 14-19%Maui Moonglow
Maui Moonglow is what happens when a Hawaiian sunset gets am
THC 22%Maui O
Maui O is Timberedge Farms’ way of bottling Hawaiian sunligh
THC 18-24%Maui OG
Maui OG is the cannabis equivalent of a timeshare pitch—prom
THC 15-25%Maui OG
Maui OG is what happens when your laid-back Hawaiian uncle c
THC 14-19%Maui Pineapple
Maui Pineapple is what happens when a 1979 hippie backpack a
THC 14-19%Maui Pineapple Chunk
Maui Pineapple Chunk is what happens when a Hawaiian sativa
THC 15-25%Maui Pog
Imagine drinking a passion-orange-guava juice while getting
THC 15-25%Maui Red
Maui Red is the cannabis equivalent of a spam musubi—tropica
THC 15-25%Maui Skunk
Imagine a Hawaiian vacation where your lei is made of gym so
THC 15-25%Maui Skunk Dawg
Maui Skunk Dawg is what happens when Hawaiian sunshine, clas
THC 15-25%Maui Skunk Dawg
Imagine your vacation to Hawaii got hijacked by a skunk wear
THC 15-25%Maui Sunrise
The only strain that makes you feel like you just got lei’d
THC 15-21%Maui Super Dawg
Maui Super Dawg is the botanical equivalent of a tiki bar th
THC 18-24%Maui Tai X Zkittlez Cake
Imagine your spring-break cocktail and your birthday cake ha
THC 22-28%Maui True Blood
Sticky Finger Seeds bottled a Hawaiian vacation and forgot t
THC 15-25%Maui True Blood
Imagine a mai tai and a blood transfusion had a baby—Maui Tr
THC 15-25%Maui UFO
Maui UFO is the strain equivalent of a pineapple-wearing ali
THC 18-24%Maui Walker
Maui Walker is the cannabis equivalent of a piña colada that
THC 18-24%Maui Waterfall
Maui Waterfall is the rare sativa that finishes in under thr
THC 15-25%Maui Waui
The strain that taught boomers what "good vibes" actually me
THC 15-25%Maui Waui
The strain that made your dad think he could surf. Maui Waui
THC 14-19%Maui Waui
Meet Maui Waui, the strain that taught your parents what "go
THC 25-30%Maui Wowie
Maui Wowie is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sho
THC 15-25%