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Strain Reviews

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🏝️ Island Sativa

Maui Wowie

The strain that taught your dad what "good shit" meant in 19

THC 15-20%

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🏝️ Island Sativa

Maui Wowie

Meet the strain that convinced an entire generation cargo sh

THC 15-20%

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🌺 CBD-Heavy Island Sativa

Maui Wowie CBD

Imagine the classic Maui Wowie went to therapy, found inner

THC 14-19%

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🌺🟣 Island-Purple Mashup

Maui Wowie x Purple Urkle

Imagine a luau where the poi is spiked with grape Kool-Aid a

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Maui Wowie X Urkle X Purple Urple IBL

Imagine your brain booking a one-way flight to Honolulu whil

THC 15-25%

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🔆 Equatorial Sativa Time-Warp

Mauijam by The Landrace Team

Mauijam is what happens when Hawaiian and Jamaican landraces

THC 15-25%

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🏝️ Sativa-Leaning Island Hybrid

Mauna Kea Maui

Born on the same island that gave us pineapple pizza and bea

THC 15-25%

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🌺 Island Indica

Mauna Kea White Fire OG

Aloha, couch-lock! This volcano-born indica from Pua Mana Pa

THC 15-25%

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🏝️ Volcanic Island Sativa

Mauritius

Straight from an Indian Ocean volcano comes this island-hopp

THC 15-25%

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🌴 Sativa-Heavy Heritage Hybrid

Mauritius X Ethiopian

Meet the strain that’s basically a gap-year backpacker trapp

THC 10-18%

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🫐 Boutique Hybrid That Forgot It’s Weed

Mauve Mochi

Mauve Mochi is the strain that convinced your bougie friend

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Maverick

Maverick is that friend who shows up at 8 AM with a triple e

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Fast-Flower Hybrid

Maverick by Da Bean Co

Maverick is Da Bean Co’s middle finger to 14-week hazes—an a

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Swiss-Army Hybrid

Maverick By Prima

Meet Maverick, the strain that’s so middle-of-the-road it co

THC 20-20%

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🔴 Balanced Hybrid

Max Cherry

Max Cherry is what happens when a rapper's marketing team di

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Daytime Sativa

Max Head Room

Named after a glitchy 80s AI, Max Head Room is the strain th

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Max Stax

Max Stax is the strain that took “stacking bands” literally—

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Maxi GOM

Meet Maxi GOM, GrassOmatic’s "set it and forget it" hybrid t

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Auto-Hybrid That Thinks It's a Sativa

Maxihaze

Meet Maxihaze, GrassOmatic's speed-run attempt at squeezing

THC 15-25%

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☀️ Sativa-Dominant Auto

MaxiMass

MaxiMass is the gym bro of autoflowers—engineered to bulk up

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Maximo

Meet Maximo, the indica that treats ambition like a bad Tind

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Maximum Carnage

Maximum Carnage is the indica that asks, “How attached are y

THC 19-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Maximus

Meet Maximus, the overachiever from Humboldt that treats you

THC 15-25%

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🌞 Euro Sativa That Won’t Ghost You After 14 Weeks

Maya Gold

Imagine if a Caribbean vacation and a Dutch coffee shop had

THC 18-20%

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🔵 Boutique Couch-Lock Express

Maybach

Maybach is the strain that shows up in a tuxedo, hands you a

THC 18-26%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Mayberry

Blue Star Seed Co.’s Mayberry is the botanical equivalent of

THC 18%

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🔶 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Mayberry

Mayberry sounds like a sleepy town where Aunt Bee bakes pies

THC 15-25%

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🔶 West Coast Hybrid

Mayday by 707 Seed Bank

Mayday is the strain you radio in when life’s already on fir

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mayday by Prima

Mayday is that reliable friend who shows up with snacks and

THC 16-24%

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🚀 Fast-Bloom Hybrid

Mayday Express

The cannabis equivalent of an Easy-Bake Oven: Mayday Express

THC 12-16%

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⚖️ Boutique New-England Hybrid

Mayflower

Mayflower is the strain that taught Boston dispensaries how

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mayhem 592

Mayhem 592 is Blue Bloods Grow’s boutique love letter to any

THC 23%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Confection

Mazapan

Imagine if your abuela’s peanut mazapan came alive, hot-boxe

THC 20-27%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Mazar

Think of Mazar as the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 15-20%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Mazar

Mazar is the strain that asks, “Why stand when you can horiz

THC 20%

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🟢 Old-School Indica in a New-School Tux

Mazar Afghani

Meet Mazar Afghani, the strain that looks at modern dessert

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock on Fast-Forward

Mazar Auto

Mazar Auto is basically Taliban-grade hash you can grow on y

THC 15-21%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Mazar Auto

Mazar Auto is basically a time-traveling hash brick that lea

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Mazar Blue Calp

A mysterious indica that pairs old-school Afghan hash with a

THC 16-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Mazar by Bulk Seeds

Mazar is what happens when an Afghan hash plant and Skunk #1

THC 15-20%

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🔮 100% Certified Couch Shackle

Mazar by Divine Seeds

Straight outta Mazar-i-Sharif and into your grinder, this Af

THC 20%

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💤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mazar by Microgenetica

Meet Mazar, the strain that turns your living room into Maza

THC 15-20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Mazar Extra

Mazar Extra is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 16-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (slightly indica-leaning)

Mazar Golden Karat

Mazar Golden Karat is the love child of Afghan hash royalty

THC 15-25%

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🎂 Boutique Hybrid

Mazar I Cake

Think Afghan hash prince crashed a birthday party for desser

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Mazar I Sharif

Mazar I Sharif is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 14-20%

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🔴 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Mazar I Sharif

Straight outta Afghanistan’s hash capital, this 24% THC knoc

THC 24%

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🟣 Old-School Indica Brick

Mazar I Sharif

The strain that taught your dad what "good hash" means. Maza

THC 18-22%