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⬛ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

MDZ

MDZ is the strain that asks, "Why stand when you can horizon

THC 15-25%
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🤷‍♂️ Mystery Hybrid

Meadow Walker

The cannabis equivalent of a plus-one who nobody invited but

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Micro-Dose Indica

Mean Bean

Mean Bean is Forest City Seed’s boutique apology to anyone w

THC 5%
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🤨 Balanced Hybrid

Mean Mug

Mean Mug is the strain that looks at you like you owe it mon

THC 18-28%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Mean Mug

Mean Mug is the strain equivalent of resting-bitch-face—dens

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Mystery-Meat Hybrid

Mean Mug F2

Mean Mug F2 is Frostpops Genetics’ genetic grab-bag: one see

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Hybrid (Scowl-Powered)

Mean Mug F2

Mean Mug F2 is Nutty North Genetics’ way of telling the worl

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch Commander

Mean Mug Sinse

Mean Mug Sinse is the strain equivalent of a bouncer who sme

THC 24%
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🌴 100% Sativa Jungle Rocket

Meao Thai

Meet Meao Thai—the strain that makes your brain do Muay Thai

THC 14-22%
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🥩 50/50 Hybrid

Meat Breath

Imagine if a ribeye and a tire fire had a baby, then that ba

THC 15-25%
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🥩 Balanced Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Meat Breath #12 S1

Imagine a gas station sandwich collided with a purple velvet

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Meat Cakes

Imagine if a gas-station barbecue sandwich and a birthday ca

THC 18-28%
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🍖🍬 Balanced Hybrid

Meat Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka and a backyard pitmaster had a love chil

THC 19-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. “Indecisive Kush”)

Meat Grinder

Meat Grinder is what happens when a boutique breeder says "l

THC 18-26%
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🍕 Carnivorous Hybrid

Meat Lovers Supreme

Imagine if a greasy deli counter and a tire fire had a love

THC 18-26%
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🥩 Hybrid (with delusions of charcuterie)

Meat Madness

Imagine if a pastrami sandwich got high, then tried to seduc

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Hybrid (Name Says It All)

Meat Missile

Named like a rejected G.I. Joe villain, Meat Missile is Otte

THC 18-21%
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🍖🍪 Hybrid

Meat N Cookies

Imagine if a gas-station burrito and a Grandma's cookie jar

THC 20-25%
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🥩 Couch-Lock Supreme

Meat Pie

Meat Pie is what happens when a Colorado breeder asks, "What

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica

Meat Pie

Imagine a pot roast got high, then hugged you for three hour

THC 20%
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🥩 Hybrid (with commitment issues)

Meat Sprinkles

Imagine a pepperoni pizza and a birthday cake had a lovechil

THC 22-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Meat The Cookies

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got freaky with a deli counter an

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Sweet-meets-Savory Hybrid

Meatball Wedding Cake

Imagine a slice of vanilla-frosted wedding cake that rolled

THC 15-25%
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🥩 Pure Indica

Meatbreath

Meatbreath is what happens when you let a butcher and a bota

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Hybrid (AKA the “Umami Ambulance”)

Meatbreath X Ambulance

Imagine a butcher shop colliding with a nitrous-powered ambu

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Casserole

Meatloaf

Imagine Grandma’s kitchen collided with a dispensary and you

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Meatwad

Meet Meatwad, Taylormade's classified lovechild that looks l

THC 18-22%
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🤖 Hybrid Monster

Mecha Godzilla

Imagine if Godzilla traded his atomic breath for a 20% THC d

THC 20%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Mecha Kong

Mecha Kong is Square One Genetics' Frankenstein lovechild—pa

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mechanical Monk

Mechanical Monk is what happens when a Silicon Valley startu

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Med Droid

Med Droid is ThugPug’s stealth-nerd love child—half chill cy

THC 20-26%
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🟢 CBD-Forward Autoflower

Med Gom 1.0

The Spanish speed-demon of medical autos. Finishes in 60-70

THC 15-25%
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🌮 Mexican-Approved Hybrid

Med Mex

Meet Med Mex—the strain that took abuela’s brick weed, sent

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Med USA

Med USA is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket and

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Med Usa

Meet Med Usa—the strain so inconsistently named it’s basical

THC 16-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Medbanger

Think of Medbanger as the polite Canadian who apologizes—the

THC 15-25%
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🟢⚡ Dessert-Fuel Hybrid

Medellin

Imagine if your grandma’s wedding cake got hijacked by a Col

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid with a Bodyguard

Medellin

Named after a city famous for both coffee and cartels, Medel

THC 30%
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🍒 Pacific Hybrid Powerhouse

Medellin Cherry

Medellin Cherry is the strain equivalent of a cherry pie tha

THC 15-25%
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🤝 Hybrid Hypebeast

Medellin Cookies

The strain that lets you flex like a narcos extra while tast

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Productivity Procrastination')

Medellin Krack

Medellin Krack is what happens when Seattle nerds breed a st

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medellin X Apples Bananas

Imagine if a Colombian drug lord opened an artisanal smoothi

THC 24-30%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Medellin X JFG

Imagine Pablo Escobar’s accountant got into craft weed—29% T

THC 29%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Medellin X Mean Mug F2

Like Pablo Escobar’s Netflix special turned into a nug—sweet

THC 20%
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⛑️ Indica (a.k.a. Couch Paramedic)

Medevac Kush

Medevac Kush is the strain you call when your day needs a fu

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Medi Blue N Blond

Medi Blue N Blond is MadCat’s lovechild between ‘probably Bl

THC 15-25%
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💣 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Missile)

Medi Bomb #1

Medi Bomb #1 is Bomb Seeds’ attempt at weapon-grade chill: a

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Sativa-Dominant Medical Hybrid

Medi Bomb #2

Medi Bomb #2 is Bomb Seeds’ attempt at making a sativa that

THC 20%

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