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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Medicine Buddha

Medicine Buddha is the strain that makes you feel like you j

THC 25-28%
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🟣 Vintage Indica

Medicine Man

Meet Medicine Man—the strain that’s been putting insomniacs

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Old-School Indica

Medicine Man by Eskimo Fire

Like your favorite grunge mixtape, this relic from the '90s

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Medicine Woman

She doesn’t come with a breeder, a backstory, or a LinkedIn

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica (Medical-Grade Couch Whisperer)

Medicritical

Medicritical is what happens when Spanish breeders decide Cr

THC 15-25%
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⚔️ Citrus Crusader Hybrid

Medieval Limes

Imagine chain-mail armor soaked in limeade—Medieval Limes ma

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pretentious Daytime Sativa

Medifem SS

Medifem SS is what happens when breeders name a strain after

THC 19-20%
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⚖️ CBD-Hybrid (The Functional Hippie)

MediHaze

Meet MediHaze—the strain that lets you enjoy classic Haze ze

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Medijuana

Medijuana is what happens when OG Kush knocks up a mystery s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

Medijuana CBD

Medijuana CBD is Sensation Seeds’ polite apology to anyone w

THC 6-8%
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⚖️ Balanced CBD Hybrid

Medikit

Meet Medikit: the strain that turns you into a functional ad

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Couch-Nap Indica (Auto)

Medikit Auto

Meet the strain that treats your anxiety without giving you

THC 5-11%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica

Medipack

Meet Medipack: the cannabis equivalent of "someone's cousin'

THC 18-23%
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🍈 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Meditating Melons

Imagine if a honeydew went on a silent retreat and came back

THC 18-25%
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🔆 Daytime Sativa

Meditation By Jah Seeds

Named after the thing you swear you'll start doing Monday, M

THC 17-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Medium

Meet Medium, the strain that looked at the cannabis hype tra

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica

Medizin Power

The strain whose family tree is a blank post-it note. Medizi

THC 15-25%
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🟢 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Medizinal CBD

Medizinal CBD is Genehtik’s polite Spanish reminder that not

THC 0.3-1%
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🐍 Mystery Hybrid

Medusa

Medusa is the strain that turns you to stone—literally. This

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Medusa

Royal Queen Seeds’ Medusa is the autoflowering couch-lock gr

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Medusa

Satori’s Medusa is the sativa that’ll make you stone-cold pr

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Medusa

Named after the lady who literally petrified people, Medusa

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Dutch Balanced Hybrid

Medusa by Nirvana Seeds

Named after the chick who turned bros into lawn ornaments, t

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Microdose Masquerade')

Meduso

Meduso is the strain equivalent of a $200 white T-shirt—over

THC 5%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Mythic Edition)

Medussas Glare

Named after the chick who could literally end a Tinder date

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Functional Hybrid

Medxotic Pure CBD

Meet the strain for people who want the plant benefits witho

THC 8-10%
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🚀 Speed-Demon Hybrid

Meep Meep

Named after the Road Runner's catchphrase, Meep Meep is what

THC 19-24%
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🟢 Chill-Out Sativa (But the site swears it's an indica)

Mega CBD by Mega Buds

Meet Mega CBD—Mega Buds’ attempt to sell you a productivity

THC 5-15%
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🍒 Dessert-Hybrid Menace

Mega Cherries

Mega Cherries is what happens when Gelato and Runtz have a b

THC 22-29%
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🔴 Indica (But Acts Like a Chill Sativa That Skipped Leg Day)

Mega Cherry

Meet Mega Cherry, the strain that smells like a cherry pie h

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant

Mega Death Star

Mega Death Star is the espresso-shot of weed: a sativa that

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Hybrid

Mega Lemon

Mega Lemon is Lost Labs' attempt to bottle sunshine and sell

THC 19-21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemon Drop

Mega Lemon F2

Imagine Lysol made love to a Kush plant and produced a lemon

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Corporate Overachiever')

Mega Mind

Meet Mega Mind, the strain that named itself after your infl

THC 23-25%
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🍑 Dessert-Class Hybrid

Mega Peaches

Mega Peaches is the strain equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Workhorse

Mega Power Plant

Spliff Seeds basically took Power Plant, fed it creatine, an

THC 22%
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🟣 Cheese-Wheel Indica

Mega Queso

Mega Queso is what happens when a wheel of aged cheddar deci

THC 18-23%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Mega Runtz

Mega Runtz is what happens when breeders decide regular Runt

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Candy-Balanced Hybrid

Mega Runtz

Mega Runtz is what happens when a boutique breeder looks at

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Citrus Sativa

Mega Squirt

Meet Mega Squirt, the sativa that smells like a citrus grove

THC 15-25%
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🍬🦨 Hybrid (a.k.a. Identity-Crisis Kush)

Mega Swamp Breath by Yetis Pheno

Imagine if a gas station sushi roll started dating a bag of

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commando

Mega Z

Mega Z is what happens when Zkittlez hits the gym, downs a p

THC 22-28%
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🍬 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Mega Z Blue

Imagine if Willy Wonka got into weed and said "make it blue.

THC 20-28%
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🖤 Purple-Punch Hybrid

Mega Z Dark

Mega Z Dark is the strain equivalent of a sugar-rushed emo k

THC 15-25%
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🍬 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Mega Z Red

If Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg had a baby, it would be Mega Z

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (The Switzerland of Weed)

Megabowl By 11s Genetics

Meet Megabowl, the strain that couldn’t decide if it wanted

THC 15-25%
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🦕 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Megafauna

Megafauna is Dynasty Seeds’ attempt to recreate a T-Rex in p

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Megalodon

Named after an extinct super-shark, Megalodon is the only pr

THC 18-24%

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