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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Melon Cake

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a slice of frosted

THC 20%

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🧀🍈 Hybrid

Melon Cheddar

Imagine if a cantaloupe got drunk at a Wisconsin tailgate an

THC 18-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Sundae

Melon Cherry Gelato

Imagine a Cherry Gelato that took a vacation in a Bath & Bod

THC 25%

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🍈 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Melon Collie

Melon Collie is the strain that proves puns can get you high

THC 26%

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🟣 Ruderalis/Indica Autoflower

Melon Collieherb

Named like a sad fruit at a Smiths concert, Melon Collieherb

THC 15-25%

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🍈 Indica-leaning hybrid

Melon Cookies

Imagine someone dunked a honeydew slice into a tray of still

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica-leaning Dessert Monster

Melon Cookies by Harry Haze Seeds

Melon Cookies is what happens when a honeydew melon and a sn

THC 15-25%

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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Melon Crasher

Melon Crasher is what happens when a melon truck T-bones a w

THC 20-27%

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🍈 Hybrid (OG Gas in a Tutu)

Melon Fizz

Melon Fizz is Archive Seed Bank’s attempt at turning a 7-Ele

THC 15-25%

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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Melon Fizz

Imagine if Sprite and a honeydew melon had a baby that grew

THC 25%

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🍈 Hybrid (OG in a Hawaiian Shirt)

Melon Fizz Biker

Imagine if a biker gang opened a smoothie bar—this is the we

THC 18-26%

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🍈 Hybrid Dessert in Disguise

Melon Gelato

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a scoop of gelato

THC 19-21%

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🤝 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Switzerland in a Jar')

Melon Guava

Melon Guava is the strain equivalent of a piña colada that w

THC 24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Melon Gum

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and decided to grow weed in

THC 15-25%

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🍉 Hybrid That Tastes Like a Gas Station Air Freshener

Melon Gum

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate—Melon Gum

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Melon Gum

Born in Spain when breeders realized stoners have the munchi

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Melon Gushers

Imagine your childhood fruit snacks grew up, got jacked on T

THC 25%

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🍈 Sativa

Melon Haze

Imagine smoking a honeydew that went to grad school—this Haz

THC 16-24%

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🟣 Indica-Heavy Couch Magnet

Melon Heads

Imagine if a cantaloupe got drunk on its own terps and passe

THC 20-26%

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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Melon Headz

Parabellum Genetics’ Melon Headz is the strain equivalent of

THC 15-25%

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🍈 Sativa

Melon Kali

Melon Kali is the strain equivalent of showing up to work hi

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Sativa

Melon Kali by Dr. Krippling Seeds

Meet Melon Kali—the strain that turns your brain into a hype

THC 25%

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🟣 Indica

Melon Lime

Melon Lime is what happens when a cantaloupe makes sweet lov

THC 15-25%

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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Melon Madness

Imagine a honeydew that dropped out of college to pursue DJi

THC 18-26%

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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Melon Madness

Melon Madness is the strain equivalent of a Jolly Rancher th

THC 15-25%

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🍈 Hybrid

Melon Milf

Melon Milf sounds like a rejected adult-film parody, but it'

THC 18-24%

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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Melon Milk

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed a diesel truck with a fruit st

THC 19-21%

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🍈 Dessert-Hybrid Chaos

Melon Milk

Imagine smoking a Jolly Rancher that went to art school and

THC 18-28%

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🍈🍃 Hybrid

Melon Mints

Imagine Bubblicious and toothpaste got freaky on a Kush vaca

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Melon Mints

Imagine a spa day for Willy Wonka: fresh-cut honeydew follow

THC 20-23%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Melon Monkey

Melon Monkey is what happens when a honeydew melon and a sil

THC 15-25%

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🍉 Balanced Hybrid

Melon Musk

Brain Freeze Seeds’ tribute to tech-bro excess in weed form:

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Melon OG

Melon OG is what happens when a gas-guzzling OG Kush gets fr

THC 22%

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🍈 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Melon Patch

Melon Patch is what happens when breeders play fruit ninja w

THC 15-25%

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🍈 Hybrid (Cake-Melon Mash-Up)

Melon Pounder

Melon Pounder is what happens when a honeydew elopes with a

THC 15-25%

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🍈 Pastry-Shop Hybrid

Melon Pounder

Imagine if a cantaloupe and a pound cake had a baby, then th

THC 21%

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🍉 Sativa-Dominant Dessert Storm

Melon Sherbert

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a scoop of gelato

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Melon Sickle

Lit Farms’ Melon Sickle is the edible equivalent of a lullab

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Heavy Dessert in Disguise

Melon Soda

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher dissolved in cream soda,

THC 28%

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🟣 Indica (but like, the fun kind)

Melon Soda #24

Imagine a honeydew melon got tipsy at a soda fountain and st

THC 15-25%

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🍈🤝 Hybrid

Melon Sourz by Alex Beck

Melon Sourz is what happens when a candy aisle collides with

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Melon Sprtizer

Imagine a Jolly Rancher and a glass of champagne had a baby,

THC 25%

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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Melon Stomper

Imagine a honeydew melon wearing Air Jordans—then imagine it

THC 18-26%

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🍈 Indica-Leaning Hybrid (Don't @ Us)

Melon Tangie

Imagine a Jolly Rancher and a Sunkist had a baby, then that

THC 26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid with Identity Issues

Melon Tini

Melon Tini is what happens when Dutch breeders try to make a

THC 20-28%

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🍈 Galactic Sativa Overlord

Melon Vader

TH Seeds turned a cantaloupe into Darth Vader and somehow it

THC 15-25%

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🍈 Hybrid (a.k.a. Diet Trainwreck)

Melon Wreck

Melon Wreck is the cannabis equivalent of a pool-noodle swor

THC 5%

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🟣 Indica

Melonade

Meet the strain that made your favorite breeder’s kid’s coll

THC 24%