🌿 Strain Encyclopedia

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🟣 Indica

Melonade

Melonade is the strain equivalent of pouring powdered lemona

THC 20-26%
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🍋 Sativa Slushy

Melonade

Imagine if a lemonade stand and a watermelon truck crashed i

THC 20-26%
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🍋 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Melonade

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a lemon peel had a

THC 28-32%
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🍋 Sativa-Dominant Candy Rocket

Melonade 5.0

Imagine if a farmers-market lemonade stand and a watermelon

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Bomb

Melonade LifeSaver

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a lemon cough drop ha

THC 15-25%
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🍉🍬 Hybrid Dessert Hybrid

Melonade Runtz

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and Pink Runtz had a b

THC 20%
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🍈 Hybrid Autoflower

Melonade Runtz Auto

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a lemon-lime slushy h

THC 15-25%
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🍈⚖️ Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Melonade Sundae

Imagine if a lemonade stand and a Dairy Queen had a love chi

THC 20-28%
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🍉 Hybrid (Candy-Coated Couch Magnet)

Melonaid Zkittlez

Imagine someone liquified a bag of Skittles, poured it over

THC 18-26%
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🍈 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Melonatta

Imagine a Jolly Rancher got lost in a dispensary and started

THC 19-21%
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🍈 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Melonatta

Imagine if a fruit salad got drunk on diesel and decided to

THC 10-25%
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🍈 Indica (But Really a Dessert Hybrid in Disguise)

Melonatta Fade Co

Fade Co’s Melonatta is the strain equivalent of a late-night

THC 30%
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🚀 Sativa

Melonera

Melonera is what happens when a cantaloupe hits the gym and

THC 17-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Melonheadz Moonshine

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher that studied at a communi

THC 18-25%
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🍈 Hybrid (Indica-Sativa Split Personality)

Melonova

Rocky Redz Genetics basically turned a fruit salad into weed

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cantaloupe

Melons

Imagine someone liquified a honeydew, spiked it with 20% THC

THC 15-25%
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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Melonshade by Your Highness

Melonshade is the bougie fruit salad of weed—24% THC wrapped

THC 24%
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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Melonsickle

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher that went to therapy—bala

THC 17-24%
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🍈 Sativa-Dominant Mind Melt

Melonsicle

Imagine if a honeydew melon went to Amsterdam, got a liberal

THC 19-21%
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⚡ Sativa

Melonwreck

Imagine Trainwreck went to Coachella, did too much acid, and

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy Couch

Melonz

Imagine if a fruit salad got high and decided to take a nap

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Melonz by Nugs

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a mango smoothie got

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Melroze

Melroze is the strain equivalent of a curated Instagram brun

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Melt Monster

Exotic Genetix basically built a strain that begs to be squi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Meltaways by Flip Side

Meltaways is the strain equivalent of a secret-menu milkshak

THC 28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Meltdown

Meltdown is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that

THC 22%
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🔥 Straight-Up Indica (No Couch, Just Cozy)

Meltdown

Imagine Chernobyl’s cleanup crew got high and bred weed inst

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Meltdown

Meltdown is the strain equivalent of canceling your entire w

THC 26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Melted Gelato

Imagine your favorite gelato left in a hot car for three hou

THC 15-25%
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🍦 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Melted Gelato

Imagine Gelato left on the dashboard for twenty minutes—stil

THC 20%
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🍦 Couch-Locked Indica

Melted Ice Cream

Imagine licking the floor of a Baskin-Robbins after a power

THC 15-25%
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🍡 Balanced Hybrid

Melted Marshmallowz

Bristol County Cultivars basically turned a campfire snack i

THC 18-26%
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🍪 Hybrid (Cookie-Crasher Edition)

Melted Mints

Imagine if a Girl Scout got lost in a gas station and decide

THC 15-25%
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🌈 Hybrid That Forgot to Pick a Side

Melted Rainbow

Imagine a Skittles bag got drunk, made out with a Gelato nug

THC 20-26%
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🍦 Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Melted Sherb

Imagine someone left a bowl of rainbow sherbet in a hot car

THC 15-25%
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🍦 Indica Dessert Dominator

Melted Sherb

Imagine a stoned pastry chef dropped a pint of orange sherbe

THC 20-28%
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🍊 Sativa

Melted Sorbet

Imagine your favorite citrus sorbet got drunk at brunch and

THC 15-25%
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🍓 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Melted Strawberries

Imagine if Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg collaborated on a stra

THC 18-22%
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🍓 Hybrid (Fruit & Funk Edition)

Melted Strawberries

Imagine if a strawberry Pop-Tart had a torrid affair with a

THC 20%
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🥞 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Melted Strawberries X Pancakez

Imagine if IHOP and a strawberry Pop-Tart had a baby, then t

THC 20-28%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Sunset

Melted Sunshine

Sunshine Dream Genetics dropped this hush-hush indica like a

THC 20-28%
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🍯 Hybrid Roulette

Melting Pot

Meet the strain that couldn’t pick a personality, so it borr

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. The Great Negotiator)

MelvinZ

Meet MelvinZ—Seattle Chronic Seeds’ love child that refuses

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Boutique Candy Hybrid

Melvinz

Melvinz is the strain your plug swears is "exclusive" but so

THC 28%
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🔮 Indica

Member Berries

If your childhood was a bag of gummy berries and your adulth

THC 20-23%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Member Berry

Imagine your childhood Lunchables dunked in grapefruit moons

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Member Berry

Member Berry is the cannabis equivalent of finding your old

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Balanced CBD Hybrid

Member Berry CBD

Like training wheels for weed, Member Berry CBD gives you al

THC 5-10%

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