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⚖️ Hybrid (OG VIP Pass Required)

Member OG

Member OG is the country-club strain that won’t tell you who

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Member OG

Member OG is what happens when OG Kush’s grumpy old-school r

THC 18-22%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

MemberBerry

MemberBerry is the strain equivalent of finding a box of chi

THC 18-26%

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🍇 Indica Candy Bomb

Memberberry Zkittles

Unicorn Genetics basically bottled nostalgia and sprinkled T

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Membrana By Vip Seeds

Membrana is the cannabis equivalent of a participation troph

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Memery

Memery is the Pacific Northwest’s love letter to anyone who

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Memory Loss

Memory Loss is the sativa that asks, "What was I saying?" Wi

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (with a PhD in Forgetfulness)

Memory Loss Bx2 F2

Meet Memory Loss Bx2 F2—because apparently once wasn't enoug

THC 26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. the Swiss Army Knife of weed)

Memphis Blues

Memphis Blues is the cannabis equivalent of a blues bar that

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Indica-Dominant Secret Agent

Men In Blackberry

Meet the strain that shows up in a black suit, whispers "cla

THC 15-25%

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🏀 Balanced Hybrid

Menace Rodman

Imagine Dennis Rodman distilled into a nug: loud, colorful,

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Sativa Menace

Menace To Society by Mads

Like mainlining cold brew through your third eye, this sativ

THC 18-26%

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⚫ Indica

Menage

Menage is the lovechild of cheese, diesel, and mint—because

THC 17-25%

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🤝 Ménage à Hybrid

Menage A Trois

The strain that sounds like a French art film but smells lik

THC 19-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mendo Afgoo

Mendo Afgoo is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mendo Ape OG

Mendo Ape OG is what happens when Northern California hippie

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mendo BAG

Mendo BAG is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who show

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Old-School Couch Commander

Mendo Beltz

Mendo Beltz is what happens when Mendocino’s OG mountain has

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Hybrid (Mendo-leaning)

Mendo Bendo

Mendo Bendo is Ethos Genetics’ love letter to every grower w

THC 20-30%

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🔮 Nor-Cal Knockout

Mendo Berry

Mendo Berry is the strain that convinced hipsters to stop br

THC 26-28%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mendo Breath

Mendo Breath is Atlas Seed’s edible-looking sledgehammer—sme

THC 26-28%

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🔮 Dessert-Indica Hybrid

Mendo Breath

Mendo Breath is the strain equivalent of eating an entire tr

THC 18-25%

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🔮 Couch-Locked OG

Mendo Breath

Imagine if a Werther’s Original and a lumberjack had a baby,

THC 25-27%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Mendo Breath

Meet the strain that turns your plans into Pinterest boards

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Mendo Breath #1 x Joseph OG

Imagine your grandma's butterscotch pudding had a torrid aff

THC 15-25%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Couch Whisperer

Mendo Breath CBD

Imagine the classic Mendo Breath got a wellness rebrand and

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Mendo Breath F1

Mendo Breath F1 is what happens when NorCal heirloom weed cr

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Mendo Breath F2

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a pine tree had a baby ra

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (But Mostly Couch)

Mendo Breath F3 Variation 2

Mendo Breath F3 Variation 2 is Gage Green Genetics’ attempt

THC 18-24%

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🍪 Couch-Locking Hybrid

Mendo Breath F3 VM

Imagine a sugar-cookie karate-chopped your brain while whisp

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Comfort Food

Mendo Butter

Mendo Butter is what happens when Mendocino’s OG chill meets

THC 15-25%

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🍯 Couch-Locked Couch Potato

Mendo Butter

Imagine Paula Deen and a Mendocino hippie had a baby, then d

THC 15-25%

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🍭 Mendocino Mystery Hybrid

Mendo Candy

Mendo Candy is what happens when Mendocino’s finest meets Wi

THC 15-25%

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🧀 Hybrid Funkadelic

Mendo Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar and a grape lollipop had

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Mendo Clifton

Mendo Clifton is the strain that asks "What if a redwood tre

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mendo Cookies

Mendo Cookies is what happens when Mendocino's rugged mounta

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mendo Cookies

Mendo Cookies is what happens when Mendocino's finest gets f

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Mendo Cream

Imagine your grandma’s vanilla pudding got freaky with a gas

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mendo Crumble

Mendo Crumble is the strain that turns your evening plans in

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Mendocino Medal Hybrid

Mendo Cups

Named after the weed Olympics, Mendo Cups is Robin Hood Seed

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Hybrid (Gas in the Tank, Berry in the Bank)

Mendo Diesel

The love-child of a Mendocino grape farmer and a New York ca

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mendo Diesel

Imagine if a Mendocino redwood and a New York taxi had a bab

THC 15-25%

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🟣 NorCal Couch Magnet

Mendo Dope

Named after the hippie horticulturalists who turned Mendocin

THC 24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Mendo Dosi

Imagine if a bakery and a tire fire had a baby, then that ba

THC 20-28%

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🔮 NorCal Boutique Hybrid

Mendo Dragon

Mendo Dragon is the cannabis equivalent of a private-jet lay

THC 20-26%

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🔥 Couch-Lock Express

Mendo Fuel

Mendo Fuel is what happens when Mendocino’s purple kush roya

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Balanced CBD Hybrid

Mendo Gold x Sour Tsu

The strain for people who want to feel something—just not to

THC 6-12%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mendo Gr8pes

Mendo Gr8pes is what happens when Robin Hood Seeds decides t

THC 26%