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Strain Reviews

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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Mendocino Purple Kush

Imagine if Grimace from McDonald’s got jacked, then turned i

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Mendocino Purple Kush

This is what happens when Spanish breeders kidnap NorCal roy

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Kush Cookie

Mendocino Purple Kush x Animal Cookies

Imagine if Sour Diesel and a blueberry Pop-Tart had a love c

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Mendocino Purple Kush x Bubba Kush

Ripper Seeds basically Frankensteined two West Coast legends

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Chill-As-Hell Indica

Mendocino Purps CBD

The strain that lets your body melt like a popsicle while yo

THC 8%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mendocino Skunk

Picture a purple-tinged Christmas tree that smells like a fr

THC 16-22%

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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Mendodawg

Mendodawg is what happens when Northern California's purple

THC 18-20%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Mendolato

Mendolato is the strain equivalent of eating an entire pint

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Sweetheart

Mendolicious

A sativa that tastes like a pastry chef got lost in a pine f

THC 18-22%

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🟤 Hybrid That Can't Decide Where It's From

MendoMontana

Meet MendoMontana, the strain that couldn't choose between h

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Indica (aka Couch GPS)

Mendoz Stomper

Imagine OG Kush got drunk on lime Skittles and body-slammed

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Menta Funk

Imagine brushing your teeth with a Kush-flavored toothpaste,

THC 15-25%

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🍋⚡️ Citrus-Mint Hybrid

Menta Limone

Menta Limone is what happens when a lemon orchard makes out

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Missouri Mayhem Hybrid

Mental Breakdown

Mental Breakdown is what happens when Missouri growers ask,

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mental Floss

Mental Floss is the strain equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 15-25%

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🌗 Hybrid

Mental Gaps

The strain that promises ‘alert mental clarity’ while litera

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Speedy Indica

Mental Rainbow F1 Fast Version

Europe’s answer to "I want couch-lock but I’m impatient." Me

THC 15-25%

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🟤 Balanced Hybrid

Mentha De Croco

Imagine brushing your teeth with kief—then getting punched b

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Hybrid

Menthol

Imagine if a York Peppermint Pattie and a leaky fuel pump ha

THC 22%

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❄️ Hybrid (Mint-condition Cookies)

Menthol Biscotti

Imagine if a Girl Scout and a snowman hot-boxed a Ferrari—th

THC 15-25%

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🌿 Balanced Hybrid

Menthol Mac

Imagine your grandpa’s cough drops had a baby with a frosty

THC 19-23%

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🍬 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Menthol Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka and a snow-blower had a baby—then dipped

THC 23-29%

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🟢 Sativa

Menthol Skunk

Imagine a skunk wearing a breath-mint necklace—that’s Mentho

THC 18%

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🍬 Designer Candy-Gas Hybrid

Mentz

Crane City’s Mentz is the strain equivalent of brushing your

THC 22-28%

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😼 Balanced Hybrid

Meow

Meow is the strain equivalent of that smug housecat who knoc

THC 18-28%

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🐈‍⬛ Mystery Hybrid

Meow

The strain so exclusive even its breeder ghosted the interne

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Meow Wulf

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a mechanic's garage—Meow Wulf

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Meowy Wowie

Named like a rejected Pokémon, Meowy Wowie is the sativa tha

THC 16-24%

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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Mephisto's Grape Crush

The strain that proves autos aren’t the training wheels of w

THC 21-25%

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💍 Indica Auto-Flower

Mephisto's Wedding

The autoflower that lets you shotgun a whole wedding cake an

THC 18%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Mephistoz

Mephistoz is what happens when Mephisto Genetics decides to

THC 15-25%

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🤷‍♂️ Mysterious Hybrid

Meraki

Meraki is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder date with no b

THC 20%

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🟣 Daytime Indica

Meraki Mango

Imagine your grandma's mango sorbet got drunk at Coachella a

THC 19-21%

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🍊 Mystery Citrus Hybrid

Meraki Orange

Seattle Chronic Seeds' Meraki Orange is the boutique hybrid

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Indica

Mercari by Blazed Genetics

Mercari is the strain equivalent of canceling your plans bef

THC 19-22%

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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Mercedes Lady

The strain equivalent of a 1992 E-Class: not flashy, but she

THC 16-22%

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⚫ Indica

Mercenary

Meet Mercenary, the strain that shows up, clocks in, and kno

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa Express

Merceneary Express

Named like a terpene mercenary with a Fast & Furious complex

THC 18-26%

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⚫ Couch-Locked Cosmic Orb

Mercury

Named after the planet that ruins horoscopes, Mercury is 3rd

THC 15-25%

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🪐 Balanced Hybrid

Mercury Rising

Mercury Rising is the strain equivalent of a LinkedIn motiva

THC 18-22%

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🍋 Sativa Sweet Tooth

Merengón

Imagine whipped meringue and tropical fruit doing the tango

THC 20%

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🔆 Sativa-Forward Haze

Meridian Haze

Meet Meridian Haze, the strain that convinces your brain it

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica Dessert in Disguise

Meringue

Meet the only meringue that won’t collapse under pressure—be

THC 24%

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🍰 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Meringue

Meringue is what happens when Wedding Cake and Animal Cookie

THC 20-25%

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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Merit Badge

Merit Badge is South Fork Seed Collective’s overachieving lo

THC 28-30%

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🔮 Mostly-Indica Couch Whisperer

Merlin's Blue Magic

Named after the OG wizard himself, this Morgansoasis creatio

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Old-School Indica

Merlin's Dream

Merlin's Dream is basically Gandalf’s Ambien—an unapologetic

THC 16-22%

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🌙 Couch-Lock Sorcery

Merlin's Nightshade

Think Gandalf got baked and accidentally cast a 'sleep now'

THC 19-24%