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Strain Reviews

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🔮 Micro-dose Mystic Indica

Merlin's Tonic

Merlin's Tonic is the strain for people who want to feel "ki

THC 8-9%

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🪄 Balanced Hybrid Enchantment

Merlins Magic

Named after Camelot's OG herbalist, Merlins Magic is the str

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica

Merlot By Valley Exclusives

Think boxed wine, but in nug form. Merlot is Valley Exclusiv

THC 18-20%

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🍷🔒 Hybrid (a.k.a. Fancy Glue)

Merlot Glue

Imagine if Napa Valley and a tire fire had a baby, then dipp

THC 10-12%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Merlot OG

If Napa Valley had a one-night stand with a diesel truck, Me

THC 18-26%

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🍷 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Merlot OG

Merlot OG is what happens when a Napa sommelier and a Venice

THC 18-26%

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🔵 Hybrid (a.k.a. Schrödinger's Couch)

Mermaid's Milk

Sincerely Cali bottled a sea-cow's daydream and called it Me

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Sativa

Mermelada by Black Tuna

Mermelada is what happens when a boutique breeder decides br

THC 18-24%

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🍁 Balanced Hybrid

Merple Syrup

Imagine if Aunt Jemima and a dispensary had a baby—sticky, s

THC 15-25%

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💚 Balanced Hybrid

Merry Mendo

Merry Mendo is the strain equivalent of your cousin who show

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Indica-Sativa Cage Match)

Merry Widow

Merry Widow is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sh

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Merville Blueberry

Canada’s best-kept secret since maple-syrup smuggling, Mervi

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookie Dough

Mesa Cookie

Mesa Cookie is what happens when a boutique breeder asks, "W

THC 15-25%

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🟤 Hybrid That Glues You to the Couch

Mesa Glue

Mesa Glue is the strain that proves Weed Should Taste Good i

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Mesa Mint

A minty indica that smells like Christmas and hits like an a

THC 20-21%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mesa Mist

Mesa Mist is what happens when a boutique breeder decides yo

THC 19-27%

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🧬 Boutique Hybrid with Trust-Fund Genetics

Mesage by Sagemasta Select

Mesage is the strain equivalent of an unmarked speakeasy—exc

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mesmerizer

Terp Fi3nd’s Mesmerizer is the cannabis equivalent of a TED

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Ancient-Future Hybrid

Mesopotamian Mana

A time-traveling hybrid from Old Dutch Genetics that tastes

THC 22%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mestiza Salvaje

Mestiza Salvaje translates to 'wild mixed girl,' which is ex

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. ‘Why is my ceiling fan so interesting?’)

Mestizo

Meet Mestizo, the strain that cross-bred your attention span

THC 15-25%

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🦋 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Roulette

Meta Morph

Meta Morph is TBS’s genetic mood ring—every seed a surprise

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Pure Sativa Chaos

Metal Dragon

Metal Dragon is SnowHigh’s classified-ops sativa that grows

THC 18-26%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Metal Haze

Imagine if a classic Haze had a baby with a tin can and that

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Time Machine

Metal Haze F3 x Chocolate Thai

SnowHigh Seeds took two of the slowest, most incense-y landr

THC 5%

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🟢 Low-Rocket Sativa

Metal Haze Preservation

At 8% THC, Metal Haze Preservation is the cannabis equivalen

THC 8%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Power Trip

Metal Malawi

Metal Malawi is what happens when a 1970s African landrace t

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Metal Storm

Metal Storm is what happens when boutique breeders decide to

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica Autoflower

MetaLeaf Donbass

Born in the frosty Donbass steppe, this autoflower was bred

THC 16-19%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Metatron

Metatron is the strain that makes you feel like a celestial

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Limited-Edition Indica

Metaverse

Meet Metaverse—the strain that screams 'I have disposable in

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Dessert-Hybrid NFT

Metaverse

Welcome to the Metaverse, where your weed looks like it was

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. “Schrödinger’s Couch-Lock”)

Meteor Shower

Mr H Genetics’ Meteor Shower is the galactic light show your

THC 20%

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🔵 Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Method OG

Method OG is what happens when OG Kush goes to therapy and c

THC 18-26%

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⚡ Purebred Sativa

Metronome

Metronome is the sativa that keeps perfect 4/4 time while yo

THC 22%

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🟤 80s Throwback Hybrid

Mexican Afghani

Imagine your stoner uncle's mixtape of Oaxaca sunshine and A

THC 16-22%

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✈️ Sativa-Leaning Autoflower Hybrid

Mexican Airlines

This isn’t your abuela’s brick weed. Mexican Airlines is Fas

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Sativa-Dominant

Mexican Bacon

Mexican Bacon is the wake-and-bake strain for people who thi

THC 15-25%

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☀️ Pure Vacation Sativa

Mexican Beach Weed

Mexican Beach Weed is what happens when a breeder drops a sa

THC 15-25%

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🌵 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Mexican Bhang

A love-child of dusty Mexican brick-weed nostalgia and moder

THC 15-25%

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🍭 Balanced Hybrid

Mexican Candy

Imagine a tamarind candy made out of weed and you’re halfway

THC 18-24%

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🌞 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Mexican Cinderella

Meet Mexican Cinderella: the strain that turns pumpkins into

THC 18-24%

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🌅 Sativa (with a hangover)

Mexican Death Pancakes

Named by someone who was either muy high or just hates IHOP,

THC 15-25%

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🟡 Sativa

Mexican Flan

Imagine your abuela’s caramel custard got possessed by a Red

THC 20-28%

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🍮 Hybrid Dessert-Disguised Sativa

Mexican Flan Cookies

Imagine sneaking a spoonful of abuela's flan and discovering

THC 20-28%

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🌮 Sativa-Leaning Dessert Disaster

Mexican Gelato

Imagine Gelato took a gap year in Oaxaca, came back wearing

THC 20-26%

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⚡ Straight Sativa

Mexican Haze

Meet Mexican Haze—the espresso shot of cannabis that turns y

THC 15-20%

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🌄 Sativa-Dominant

Mexican Haze

The Amsterdam-bred love child of classic Haze and spicy Mexi

THC 15-20%