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Strain Reviews

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🟢 Sativa

Mexican Haze

Mexican Haze is what happens when a classic Haze decides to

THC 15-20%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Mexican Haze

Mexican Haze is what happens when classic Haze crashes a fie

THC 15-20%

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🟢 Actually Sativa (Ignore the Name)

Mexican Haze #3

Mexican Haze #3 is the strain equivalent of your friend who

THC 17-24%

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🟢 Sativa

Mexican Haze #5

Mexican Haze #5 is what happens when California hippies, Dut

THC 15-25%

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🟢 100% Sativa (or as close as your attention span gets)

Mexican Haze 2

Mexican Haze 2 is what happens when breeders decide your cal

THC 18-24%

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☀️ Pure Sativa

Mexican Haze 8

The #8 pheno from Sativa Hoarders is basically a 1970s surfb

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mexican Haze x Victorie

Imagine a Red Bull wearing a sombrero. This Dutch-bred lovec

THC 15-25%

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🟡 Sativa (a.k.a. ceiling fan's worst enemy)

Mexican Highflyer

The strain that proves your grow tent is actually a TARDIS.

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. the Abuela-approved cultivar)

Mexican Hot Chocolate

SnowHigh Seeds took your abuela’s winter comfort drink and w

THC 18-26%

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🌮 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Mexican Kush

Imagine if OG Kush took a sabbatical in Oaxaca and came back

THC 17-22%

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⚖️ Hybrid

Mexican Kush

Mexican Kush is what happens when a laid-back Kush meets a h

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Heirloom

Mexican Michoacan

Meet the strain that backpacked across borders before a wall

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Vintage Sativa Time Machine

Mexican Oaxacan Batch No 2

Meet the strain that taught your dad how to shotgun a joint.

THC 14-20%

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🥜 Sativa

Mexican Peanut Butter

Imagine if your favorite childhood sandwich grew up, bought

THC 18%

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🔴 Sativa

Mexican Red Grapefruit

Imagine a grapefruit wearing a sombrero and yelling "¡Órale!

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Heritage Sativa

Mexican Red Hair

A nostalgic sativa that looks like it fell out of a 1970s di

THC 5%

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🌵 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mexican Rush

Basically a Red Bull that grew leaves. Mexican Rush is Royal

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Auto

Mexican Rush Auto

This little speed demon mashes old-school Oaxaca vibes into

THC 15-25%

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🔆 Pure Daytime Rocket Fuel

Mexican Sativa

The strain that turns your brain into a mariachi band and yo

THC 15-25%

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🟢 100% Sativa

Mexican Skunk

Meet the strain that backpacked from Oaxaca, did a semester

THC 16%

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⚡ Old-School Sativa

Mexican Xatruch

Mexican Xatruch is the strain equivalent of that friend who

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Stick

Mexicativa

Mexicativa is Queen Seeds' polite apology to everyone who co

THC 16-22%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Forward Auto Hybrid

Mexico Ruderalis

Mexico Ruderalis is the cannabis equivalent of a pocket-size

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Heritage Sativa Hybrid

Mexico Sativa by Originals

Mexico Sativa is what happens when a hot-weather landrace ta

THC 18-20%

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☀️ Pure-Bred Daytime Rocket Fuel

Mexsativa

Meet Mexsativa, the strain that turns your couch into a laun

THC 15-25%

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🔆 Old-School Sativa

Mextiza

Meet Mextiza, the strain that parties like it's 1975 Acapulc

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Meyer Hashky

Imagine if a lemon bar and a resin puck had a baby, then tha

THC 18-25%

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🟡 Mystery Hybrid

Meyer Hashsky

Meyer Hashsky is the Sasquatch of boutique weed—everyone cla

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Meyer Lemons

Meyer Lemons is what happens when Colorado nerds decide to w

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Mezquital Oro Zacatecas

Meet Mezquital Oro Zacatecas—Hyp3rids’ love letter to the hi

THC 14-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mezza Parola

Mezza Parola sounds like a shy Italian poet, but it’s actual

THC 15-25%

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🤖 Mystery Hybrid

MF FNRL

Meet MF FNRL, the strain so exclusive it forgot to bring the

THC 5%

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⚖️ Hybrid With Commitment Issues

mffnrl

mffnrl is the strain that got so high it forgot how to spell

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

MG Kush

MG Kush is Red Bee Seeds’ love letter to everyone who thinks

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Fast-Finish Autoflower

Mi5

Mi5 is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: suspic

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Mi5 Auto

Mi5 Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: c

THC 10-14%

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⚫ Compact Indica Autoflower

Mi5 Auto

Mi5 Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—fa

THC 15-25%

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🕵️‍♂️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Mi6

Named after Britain’s sneakiest spies, Mi6 is the cannabis e

THC 8-14%

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🟣 Candy-coated Couchlock

Mia Runtz

Miami’s sticky-fingered gift to your lungs, Mia Runtz is wha

THC 22-29%

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🎬 Balanced Hybrid

Mia Wallace

Named after the chick who OD’d on adrenaline in Pulp Fiction

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Miami Beatdown

Trichome Orchards' Miami Beatdown is what happens when Flori

THC 15-25%

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🌴 Sativa

Miami Dank

Miami Dank is what happens when South Beach humidity meets g

THC 18-26%

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🔥 Sativa

Miami Haze

Meet Miami Haze—the strain that turns your living room into

THC 15-25%

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🔆 Sativa Energy Stick

Miami Haze Smart Cart

The official vape of people who think 8 a.m. is the perfect

THC 18-24%

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☀️ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Miami Heat

Miami Heat is basically a tropical vacation you can smoke—mi

THC 18-26%

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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Miami Heat

Miami Heat is the cannabis equivalent of a 2 a.m. Ocean Driv

THC 20-28%

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🏝️ Tropical Hybrid

Miami Heat

Miami Heat is what happens when South Beach nightclub air ge

THC 18%

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🌴 Balanced Hybrid

Miami Mami

Miami Mami is basically a staycation you can smoke—22% THC o

THC 22%