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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Miami Punch

Miami Punch is what happens when Purple Punch gets drunk on

THC 20%

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🔆 Sativa-Dominant Funk-Fest

Miami Queso

Miami Queso is the strain that makes your nostrils think som

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Miami Runtz

Imagine if Willy Wonka took a vacation on South Beach and ca

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Miami Schmooze

Miami Schmooze is the strain equivalent of a velvet tracksui

THC 15-25%

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🌅 Tropical Hybrid

Miami Sunrise

Think South Beach sunrise in nug form—minus the $18 mimosa.

THC 18-26%

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🏖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. Spanglish for 'balanced')

Miami Vibes

Miami Vibes is the strain equivalent of a shirtless guy on S

THC 15-25%

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🌴 Autoflower CBD Hybrid

Miami Vice

The strain that proved hemp doesn't have to taste like lawn

THC 15-25%

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🟣 CBD-Dominant Hemp Flower

Miami Vice

The strain that let boomers cosplay Scarface while staying u

THC 15-25%

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🥥 Sativa

Miami White

Miami White is what happens when Florida’s finest beach-part

THC 24-26%

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⚖️ Designer Hybrid

Miami Yayo

Cookie Fam's latest flex smells like a Miami nightclub bathr

THC 20-24%

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🟢 Sativa

Mic Drop

Mic Drop is the strain for people who want their brain to do

THC 18%

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🏊‍♂️ Hybrid

Michael Phelps

Named after the bong-ripping Olympic legend, this 20% THC hy

THC 20%

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🔵 OG Indica

Michael Phelps OG

The strain so secret it could medal in espionage. One rip an

THC 26%

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🎨 Citrus-Slinging Hybrid

Michelangelo

Michelangelo is the only art history lesson you’ll actually

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Sativa

Michelle Moist

Michelle Moist sounds like a late-night Google search you re

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commando

Michelotto

Michelotto is Riot Seeds' artisanal panic-attack in plant fo

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Michigan Bubba

Michigan Bubba is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Pure Indica (or so it claims)

Michigan Cherries

Meet Michigan Cherries, the strain that sounds like a craft

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Michigan Cream

Imagine if Häagen-Dazs and a snowplow had a baby—Michigan Cr

THC 20-27%

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🟢 The Great Lakes Giggle Gas

Michigan Funk

Michigan Funk is what happens when ReeferMadness Genetics le

THC 20-27%

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⚡ Pure Michigan Sativa

Michigan Haze

Michigan Haze is what happens when Great Lakes humidity meet

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Best Friend)

Michigan Hood

Michigan Hood is the strain your plug swears is “straight fr

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Michigan Marriage

Michigan Marriage is the strain equivalent of a Midwest wedd

THC 18%

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🥩 Couch-Lock Carnivore

Michigan Meat

Michigan Meat is what happens when a Midwestern butcher shop

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Michigan Medicine

Michigan Medicine is Kuntry Greenthumb’s love letter to anyo

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaner with Identity Issues

Michigan Medley

Meet Michigan Medley—the strain that sounds like a casserole

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Michigan Princess

Meet Michigan Princess: the strain that dresses like royalty

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Michigan Purple Haze

Imagine Hendrix’s ghost hotboxed your Prius and left behind

THC 22-28%

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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Michigan Rainbows

Michigan Rainbows is the cannabis equivalent of eating a bag

THC 15-25%

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🧪 Midwest Lab Accident Hybrid

Michigan Rubba

Kuntry Greenthumb's love letter to Michigan's finest rubber-

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (with a sugar addiction)

Michigan Runtz

Michigan’s frosty love letter to the West Coast: same candy-

THC 20-29%

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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Michigan Secret

Michigan Secret is the cannabis equivalent of that friend wh

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Michigan Skunk

Meet Michigan Skunk—the strain that smells like a tire fire

THC 20-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Michigan Skunk by Kuntry Greenthumb

Imagine your grandpa’s vintage Skunk had a baby with a Michi

THC 18%

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🔮 Purple-Fizz Hybrid

Michigan Soda

Imagine someone carbonated your childhood and poured it into

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Michigan State Of Mind

Michigan State Of Mind is what happens when a Great Lakes wi

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Conifer

Michigan Sweet Pine

Imagine getting hug-tackled by a pine-scented linebacker who

THC 20-30%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Candy Indica

Michigan Twerpz by Cosmic Wisdom

A squat little sugar bomb bred for Midwestern winters and Mi

THC 19-23%

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🟣 Midwestern Purple Hybrid

Michigan Voodoo Purple

The Upper Peninsula's answer to designer weed: purple enough

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Michighani

Michighani is what happens when Michigan winter and Afghan h

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Comedian

Michigigglez

Meet Michigigglez—the strain that tickles your brain until i

THC 20%

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🍋 Classic European Sativa

Michka

Named after France's cannabis queen Michka Seeliger-Chatelai

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Mexican Hybrid

Michoacan Cream

Imagine if your abuela's horchata got crossed with a rocket

THC 15-25%

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🌄 Heritage Daytime Hybrid

Michoacán

Michoacán is what your dad claims he was puffing at Woodstoc

THC 15%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Michoacán Spirit

Meet Michoacán Spirit, the espresso shot of sativas that tur

THC 16-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mickey And Mallory

Named after the murder-couple from the 90s road-trip movie t

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mickey Kush

Mickey Kush is what happens when Jack the Ripper and Sweet I

THC 17-24%

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🎭 Boutique Hybrid

Mickey Mallory

Named after cinema's favorite homicidal lovebirds, Mickey Ma

THC 15-25%