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Every popular strain, described the way your friend would. Not the way a dispensary menu would.

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🌚 Nighttime Polyamory

Midnight Orgy

Imagine if Prince and a diesel truck had a love child that g

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Night-Night Narcotic

Midnight Purple

Midnight Purple looks like someone dipped a nug in grape Koo

THC 15-25%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Midnight Rainbow

Monster Flowers' stealth-OG creation rocks purple so dark it

THC 20-30%
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🌑 Couch-Locked Indica

Midnight Rendezvous by TCVG Shit

TCVG Shit's Midnight Rendezvous is the botanical equivalent

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Candy

Midnight Runtz

Midnight Runtz is what happens when Runtz stays up past bedt

THC 21-28%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Midnight Sky

Midnight Sky is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Hybrid (Dessert In Disguise)

Midnight Snack

Clip & Clap's Midnight Snack is the strain equivalent of rai

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Dessert-First Hybrid

Midnight Snack

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got drunk on OG gas and decided t

THC 18-22%
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🌙 Dessert-Flavored Couch Companion

Midnight Snack

The strain that turns your fridge into a VIP lounge. Midnigh

THC 20%
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🌌 Boutique Clone-Only Hybrid

Midnight Snow Dark Desire

The strain equivalent of a moody Tinder profile—gorgeous, my

THC 15-25%
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🌑 Pure Indica

Midnight Special

Midnight Special is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted bl

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Old-School Couch-Lock Indica

Midnight Special

Tiger Trees’ mystery-meat indica is basically a weighted bla

THC 15-25%
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🌌 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Midnight Special

Midnight Special is the strain equivalent of canceling plans

THC 15-25%
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🌚 Night-Crasher Indica

Midnight Splendor

Midnight Splendor is the strain equivalent of wearing a velv

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Late-Night Couch Magnet

Midnight Splendor

This boutique beauty rolled out of the PNW like a sleepy Ins

THC 15-25%
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🌗 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Midnight Sprinklez

Midnight Sprinklez is what happens when a candy store makes

THC 24%
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⚙️ Auto-Flowering Kush Hybrid

Midnight Sun Kush

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a Honda Civic: reliable, com

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Dessert-Fueled Auto-Flower Hybrid

Midnight Wedding

Imagine Wedding Cake got drunk at the reception, eloped with

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Indica/Sativa Photogenic Hybrid

Midnight Zlap

The Grateful Seeds’ Midnight Zlap is the Instagram thirst tr

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Indica Dominant

Midnight Zlap

Midnight Zlap is the strain equivalent of getting licked by

THC 24-33%
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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Midoir Melon

Midoir Melon is the strain that convinced your yoga instruct

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Ice Cream

Midsicle

Midsicle is what happens when a boutique breeder decides "ic

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Dessert-Flavored Hybrid

Midsicle S1 by Dino Party

Imagine your childhood ice-cream truck crashed into a craft

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Midwest Frost

Meet Midwest Frost, the strain that looks like your windshie

THC 15-25%
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🤠 Heartland Hybrid

Midwest Skunk

Meet Midwest Skunk, the strain that smells like your uncle’s

THC 18%
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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Mystery

Midwife

Meet Midwife—the strain that won’t deliver your actual baby,

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

MiG-29 Automatic

Named after a Soviet warplane and engineered to finish befor

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Mighty Chemo Widow

Meet the strain that sounds like a Marvel villain but hits l

THC 5%
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🟣 Durban-Infused Hybrid

Mighty Durban

Imagine Durban Poison went to finishing school, learned time

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. the duct tape of weed)

Mighty Freeze

Mighty Freeze is the strain Real Gorilla Seeds whipped up fo

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Mighty Glue

Mighty Glue is basically Gorilla Glue's overachieving cousin

THC 28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Grape Soda

Mighty Grape

Meet Mighty Grape—the strain that turns your living room int

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica Dominant

Mighty Grape

Mighty Grape is what happens when Willy Wonka meets Walter W

THC 20-27%
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🍭 Sativa-Leaning Candy Hybrid

Mighty Haze Candy

Mighty Haze Candy is what happens when a 1970s California Ha

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mighty Irish Hope

The strain that says "feck off" to October downpours and sti

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Tropical Couch

Mighty Mango Bud

Imagine getting hit by a mango truck driven by a Dutch stone

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Fruit Bomb

Mighty Mango Lights

This boutique German indica is basically what happens when N

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mighty Mezz

Mighty Mezz is South Bay Genetics’ humble-brag of a hybrid—1

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Pocket-Sized Indica

Mighty Mite

Meet Mighty Mite—the strain that proves size doesn’t matter

THC 20-22%
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🐜 Pocket-Sized Indica

Mighty Mite

Mighty Mite is the cannabis equivalent of a speed-run champi

THC 12-18%
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🟢 Pocket-Sized Indica

Mighty Mite

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—fast, function

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Pocket-Sized Indica

Mighty Mite

Think of Mighty Mite as the cannabis equivalent of a bonsai

THC 15-19%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Indica

Mighty Mite

Meet Mighty Mite, the cannabis equivalent of a tactical pock

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Indica

Mighty Mite

The strain equivalent of a bonsai tree on steroids. Mighty M

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Powerhouse

Mighty Mite

Meet the strain that proves size really doesn’t matter—Might

THC 12%
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🟢 Pocket-Sized Powerhouse

Mighty Mite Indica

Mighty Mite Indica is the cannabis equivalent of a chihuahua

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Heritage Hybrid

Mighty Mite x Nepalese

Imagine a Canadian lumberjack and a Himalayan sherpa had a l

THC 14-20%
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⚖️ Resilient Hybrid

Mighty Mite x Nepalese

Meet the strain that laughs at frost while your Gelato crop

THC 15-25%

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