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🍰 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Milk And Cake

Imagine if your grandma's vanilla sheet cake got freaky with

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Milk and Honey by The Fire Department

Milk and Honey is what happens when firefighters moonlight a

THC 15-25%
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🍪 Dessert-Grade Autoflower Hybrid

Milk And Qookies

Imagine dunking Oreos in whole milk while your brain downloa

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Dessert-Hybrid

Milk Bath

Milk Bath is what happens when a bowl of sugary cereal and a

THC 20-28%
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🍪 Balanced Hybrid

Milk Bone

Meet Milk Bone, the strain that tricked your inner child int

THC 18-27%
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⚪ Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Milk Breath by Eskimo Fire

Imagine Oreos and 91 octane had a baby in the back of a bake

THC 26%
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⚪ Indica Couch-Lock Lite

Milk Bubbles

The strain that answers the question "What if Fruity Pebbles

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Dessert-Style Hybrid

Milk Candy

Imagine drinking the leftover milk from a bowl of Fruity Peb

THC 20-28%
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🥛 Hybrid (Dessert-Flavored Chaos)

Milk Censored

Imagine your childhood cereal bowl got a PhD in THC and deci

THC 19-27%
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🥛🍫 Hybrid

Milk Chocolate

The only bud that pairs better with actual chocolate than ch

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Mystery Hybrid

Milk Cloudz

Imagine if your childhood bowl of cereal got a master's degr

THC 20%
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🍯 Dessert Hybrid

Milk Dudz

Milk Dudz is the strain that tricks you into thinking you're

THC 25-30%
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🟣 Dessert-Driven Couch Magnet

Milk Money

Milk Money is what happens when your vape pen goes to culina

THC 19-26%
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⚪🐒 Creamy Hybrid

Milk Monkey

Imagine if a Cookies n' Cream milkshake and a diesel truck h

THC 15-25%
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🥛 Indica (a.k.a. Training-Wheels Kush)

Milk Monkey

Meet Milk Monkey, the cannabis equivalent of warm tap water.

THC 5%
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🍪 Hybrid (basically a snack that gets you high)

Milk N Cookies

Imagine dunking Oreos in whole milk, then that milk grew wee

THC 20-30%
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⚫ Pure Indica Nap-Time

Milk of Mazar

Meet Milk of Mazar—Old World Organics’ love letter to the 19

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Milk Party

Milk Party is Genetix Matter's attempt at turning Froot Loop

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Milk Plus Drencrom

The strain that proves you can be boutique and still hit lik

THC 5%
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🧪 Ultra-Pretentious Sativa

Milk Plus Synthemesc

Ever wanted to smoke dystopian literature? Milk Plus Synthem

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Ultra-Sativa

Milk Plus Vellocet

Named after A Clockwork Orange's brain-scrambling cocktail,

THC 25-26%
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⚖️ Secret-Recipe Hybrid

Milk Sorbet by Swordzman

Imagine if a gelato shop ghosted you with citrus zest and th

THC 15-25%
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🥛 Sativa-Dominant Dessert-Meat Hybrid

Milk Steak

Imagine Charlie Kelly’s favorite dinner got high and turned

THC 18-26%
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🥛⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Milk Tea

Wyeast Farms basically liquefied a boba shop and called it w

THC 20-20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Milk Truck

Imagine a milkman who moonlights as a narcoleptic: that's Mi

THC 15-25%
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🥛 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Milk Truck

Milk Truck is basically Cereal Milk’s cooler cousin who show

THC 20-28%
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⚪ Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Which Milk Am I Again?')

Milk Weed

Meet Milk Weed, the strain that made budtenders everywhere s

THC 18-27%
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🥛 Mostly-Indica Couch-Magnet

Milkad

Milkad is Exotic Genetix’s edible-looking reminder that dess

THC 19-22%
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🍦 Indica Dessert Queen

Milkshake

Milkshake is the cannabis equivalent of drinking a vanilla m

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica

Milkshake Grenade

Imagine a 1950s soda jerk who moonlights as an arms dealer—t

THC 20-28%
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🍼 Dessert-Drive Hybrid Auto

Milkshake Kush Autoflower

Imagine a Kush that tastes like Willy Wonka’s couch-lock bro

THC 15-22%
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🍭 Dessert-Engineered Hybrid

Milkshake Nerdz

Imagine a gas-station milkshake and a bag of rainbow Nerds h

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Milktopia

Milktopia is Exotic Genetix's answer to "what if milk and co

THC 20-28%
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🥛 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Milktopia

Meet Milktopia—the strain that smells like a baby bottle and

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Milkweed by Tatewari Tactical

Milkweed is the Switzerland of weed: aggressively neutral, 2

THC 26%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Milky Black Cheezuz

Arcana's latest flex smells like a cheese plate left in a gy

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Creamery

Milky Bud

Imagine a snowman made of kush and condensed milk—that’s Mil

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Milky Dreams

Milky Dreams is the cannabis equivalent of falling face-firs

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Milky Haze

Milky Haze is the cannabis equivalent of a barista who can b

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Frosty Balanced Hybrid

Milky Hurricane

Meet Milky Hurricane—a strain so frosty it could replace you

THC 20-28%
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🌌 Autoflowering F1 Hybrid

Milky Way

Royal Queen Seeds took Blue Dream, Blue Mammoth and some mys

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Autoflower Couch-Crasher

Milky Way

Meet the Milky Way: an F1 autoflower that’s basically cannab

THC 16-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Milkyway

Milkyway is Kiwiseeds' cosmic apology to everyone who's ever

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Mill City Kush

Named after a town that used to make textiles and now makes

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Old-School Indica

Millenium

Millenium is Homegrown Fantaseeds’ love letter to anyone who

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Y2K Throwback Indica

Millennium Bud

Millennium Bud is the strain that partied like it was 1999…

THC 18-24%
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⚡️ Hybrid (Parsec-Powered)

Millennium Falcon

Named after the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy, this Rel

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock Indica

Millionaire

Millionaire is 707 Seed Bank’s "limited-drop" flex that cost

THC 18-26%

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