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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mightyd Guerrilla Mass

Named like a failed action-movie sequel, Mightyd Guerrilla M

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

MightyGold

MightyGold is Real Gorilla Seeds' answer to the question "Wh

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Old-School Indica

Mikado

Mikado is the strain your grower uncle still brags about—com

THC 15-25%

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💤 Couch-Locked Indica

Mikado

Mikado is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket that

THC 16-23%

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🍍 Speed-Dating Sativa

Mikado 99 x20

The love child of two early-finishing legends, Mikado 99 x20

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mikado x BC Kush

This Vancouver Island love-child combines Mikado's speed-dat

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Heritage Hybrid

Mikado x Celestial Temple Sativa

Imagine if a zen garden and a 90s rave had a baby—then taugh

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock All-Star

Mike and Gary

Imagine if two NBA legends hot-boxed a locker room and then

THC 28%

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🔴 Indica

Mike Gary

Meet Mike Gary, the strain that sounds like a buddy-cop movi

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mike Larry

Mike Larry is what happens when Gelato 45 and Larry OG swipe

THC 21%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mike Larry V2

Skunk House Genetics dropped the director’s cut of their OG-

THC 20-27%

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🌈 Mystery Hybrid

Mike Tai

Mike Tai is the strain equivalent of your friend who swears

THC 18-26%

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⚫ Straight-Up Indica

Mike Tyson

Named after the guy who once bit Evander Holyfield’s ear off

THC 15-25%

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🥊 Knock-Out Indica

Mike Tyson

Meet the strain that'll put you on the canvas faster than th

THC 15-25%

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🥊 Pure Indica

Mike Tyson 20

Iron Mike’s official flower is the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Indica

Mike Tyson Of Weed

This strain doesn't ask if you're ready—it just clocks you i

THC 15-25%

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🔴 KO Indica

Mike Tyson's

The only flower legally allowed to punch you in the face—twi

THC 20-21%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Mike's Hard Cherries

Imagine Mike dropped his cherry cough syrup into a kush cock

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mike's Hard Melonade

Named after the drink your cousin Chad brings to family BBQs

THC 20-27%

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🔥 Couch-Locking Indica

Mike's Magma OG

Named by a breeder who clearly watched too much Nat Geo, Mik

THC 15-25%

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🍓🍋 Hybrid

Mike's Strawberry Lemonade

Imagine your childhood lemonade stand got raided by a strawb

THC 18-26%

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🍓⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Mike's Strawberry Lemonade

The strain Mike clearly named after his favorite gas-station

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Miklo

Miklo is Cookie Fam's latest flex in the "smells like cake,

THC 20%

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⚙️ Pocket-Sized Autoflower Hybrid

Mikromachine

Mikromachine is what happens when Spanish breeders decide yo

THC 14-19%

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🟢 Pure Italian Sativa Drama

Milano Central

Meet Milano Central, the espresso-shot sativa that’ll have y

THC 15-25%

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🍪 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Milano Cookies

Imagine Pepperidge Farm got freaky with a kush plant and pro

THC 27%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Milano Mints

Picture Thin Mint cookies doing yoga—relaxed body, still ale

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA “Schrödinger’s Weed”)

Mile High Club

Named after Colorado's favorite mile-high achievement, this

THC 15-25%

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✈️ Mile-High Hybrid

Mile High Club

The Mile High Club strain is what happens when Colorado grow

THC 30%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mile High Legend

The strain that sounds like it should come with airline pean

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Dessert Indica (aka Couch-Lock Crème Brûlée)

Mile High Mousse

Named like a Denver bakery’s secret menu item, Mile High Mou

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Mile High Volcano

Meet Mile High Volcano, the strain that turns your couch int

THC 15-25%

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🌋 Sativa Eruption

Mile High Volcano

This Colorado craft-bred beast smells like a fruit truck cra

THC 20-26%

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🎷 Boutique Hybrid

Miles A Head

Named after jazz legend Miles Davis because smoking it feels

THC 15-25%

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🎺 Hybrid That Plays Both Sides

Miles Ahead

Named after Miles Davis and his 1957 album, this hybrid is w

THC 15-25%

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⛽ Hybrid (Premium Unleaded)

Miles Per Gallon

Red Scare's boutique "gas station attendant" of a strain tha

THC 18-24%

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🤘 Hybrid

Miley Biker

Miley Biker is Karma Genetics’ love letter to OG fans who wa

THC 20-26%

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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Miley Cyrus

Cannarado Genetics’ Miley Cyrus is the strain equivalent of

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Milf

Named like a late-night browser tab, Milf is the strain that

THC 15-25%

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🍼 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

MILF

MILF is the naughtily-named love-child of Nepali OG and Appa

THC 20-22%

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🔴 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Mom I'd Like to Flower)

Milf By The Bakery Genetics

Meet Milf—The Bakery Genetics' guiltiest pleasure since your

THC 15-25%

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🍰 Dessert-Hybrid

Milfberry Shortcake

Imagine your childhood strawberry shortcake got a master’s d

THC 19-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Military Chocolate

Imagine Willy Wonka enlisted, got bored in basic, and bred a

THC 19-23%

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🟤 Indica-Forward Mystery Hybrid

Military Chocolate

This top-secret Tantric Genetics cultivar smells like a Hers

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

Military Chocolate

The strain that marches into your lungs like a caffeinated d

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Milk

Imagine if your grandma's vanilla pudding got a master's deg

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Milk

Milk is the strain for anyone who ever wanted to drink the l

THC 15-25%

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🍪 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Milk & Cookies

Imagine dunking an Oreo in jet fuel and then wondering why y

THC 18-22%