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🍊 Indica-Leaning Citrus Grenade

Mimosa X Orange Punch

Imagine if a bottomless mimosa brunch got into a fistfight w

THC 15-25%
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🍊 Citrus-Fueled Auto Hybrid

Mimosa x Orange Punch Auto

Barney’s Farm basically crammed bottomless mimosas and orang

THC 15-25%
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🔶 Hybrid with Identity Issues

Mimosa x White Widow

Imagine your dad’s old-school White Widow went on a Tinder d

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Lean Auto-Hybrid

Mimosa XL Auto

Ganja Farmer Seeds took the hangover-free brunch cocktail an

THC 18-23%
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🍊🍬 60% Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Mimosa Zkittlez

Imagine bottomless mimosas poured over a bowl of rainbow can

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Mimosified Grapes

Imagine if a bottomless mimosa cannon-balled into a purple O

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mimouz'AH

Mimouz'AH is the strain equivalent of a bottomless mimosa—bu

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Boutique Hybrid

Mimozz

Imagine if a Sunday mimosa got frisky with a bag of Skittles

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mims Workshop

Meet Mims Workshop, the strain that wears artisanal overalls

THC 22%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Mimz By Puppets Genetics

Meet Mimz, the boutique indica that’s basically a weighted b

THC 19-21%
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🎭 Balanced Hybrid

Mind Bender

The strain your dad grew in the ‘90s and swore was "the good

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Mind Block

Mind Block is the strain equivalent of hitting 'mute' on you

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid (Indica & Sativa cage match)

Mind Crusher

Mind Crusher sounds like a Mortal Kombat fatality, and hones

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Indoor First-Class)

Mind Elevator

Mind Elevator is Bio Bomb Selections’ attempt to give your b

THC 18-26%
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🧠 Purple-Brain Indica

Mind Flayer

Mind Flayer is the D&D monster of weed—named after a creatur

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Cosmic Hybrid

Mind Flayer by Solfire Gardens

Mind Flayer sounds like it should eat your intellect, but in

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica That Moonlights as a Philosophy Degree

Mind Fuck

Cookie Fam Genetics named this one 'Mind Fuck' because 'Subt

THC 20-30%
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🌌 Couch-Locked Philosopher

Mind Glazer

This Dark Horse Genetics creation is basically what happens

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mind Melter

Mind Melter sounds like a rejected X-Men villain, but it's a

THC 19-21%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Mind Reaper

Mind Reaper sounds like the villain in a stoner horror flick

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock Specialist

Mind Reaper Bx1

Mind Reaper Bx1 is the strain equivalent of your browser’s “

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Mind Ripper

Mind Ripper sounds like a death-metal band but actually just

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Daytrip

Mind Safari

Mind Safari is the strain you smoke when your to-do list loo

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Low-THC Boutique Hybrid

Mind Ztone

Mind Ztone is Dark Horse Genetics' attempt to sell designer

THC 9-10%
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🔮 Mischief-Managed Indica

Mindfuck

The strain so potent dispensaries spell it "Mindf*ck" just t

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Mindfuel OG

Mindfuel OG is Forest City Seed’s polite way of saying “we’r

THC 26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mindfulness

Meet the strain that wants to be your meditation coach but s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mindscape

Gage Green Genetics calls this one Mindscape, probably becau

THC 22%
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🟢 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Productivity's Side Piece')

Mindsweeper

Mindsweeper is the strain equivalent of closing 47 browser t

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Indica

Mini Madman

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Marvel anti-hero

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pocket-Size Indica-Dominant Auto

Mini Thunderfuck

Meet Mini Thunderfuck, DutchBreed’s adorable little gremlin

THC 15-22%
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🍯 Cold-Hardy Hybrid

Minnesota Secret

Think Tater-Tot Hotdish, but the tater tots are trichomes an

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Dessert-Menu Hybrid

Mint Affogato

Mint Affogato is what happens when your barista starts breed

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Mint Berry

Mint Berry is the strain that answered the age-old question:

THC 15-25%
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🍃 Sweet Hybrid

Mint Berry Crunch

Imagine your favorite Saturday-morning cartoon cereal got hi

THC 26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Mint Cake

Imagine Girl Scout cookies after they've been to therapy and

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mint Candy

Imagine brushing your teeth with Thin Mints while your body

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Mint Chip

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a dispensary had a one-ni

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Mint Chip Gelato

Think Thin Mints got drunk on Gelato and decided to crash on

THC 20-27%
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🔮 Indica

Mint Chocolate Bananas

Imagine Ben & Jerry got baked and designed a strain instead

THC 22%
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🍃 50/50 Hybrid

Mint Chocolate Chip

Imagine Thin Mints had a baby with a Christmas candle and th

THC 23%
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⚖️ Dessert-Driven Hybrid

Mint Chocolate Chip

Imagine Thin Mints got a gym membership and a medical card.

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Mint Condition

Meet Mint Condition—a sativa that freshens your breath and y

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Leaner That Lies About Its Name

Mint Cookie Dough

Clone Only’s Mint Cookie Dough is the strain equivalent of e

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Indica

Mint Crackers

Imagine Thin Mints got drunk on kush and decided to crash on

THC 20%
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🍃 Sativa

Mint Cream Cake

Imagine Thin Mints and wedding cake had a rebellious love ch

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka Schrödinger's Couch-Lock)

Mint Delight

Imagine a Girl Scout got lost in an Andes factory and decide

THC 15-25%
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🔲 Balanced Hybrid

Mint Dream²

Imagine Thin Mints got a PhD in chillology and moved to the

THC 15-25%

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