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🍊 Citrus-Fueled Hybrid

Minute Maid

Crockett Family Farms basically turned a juice box into weed

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Mischief-Managed Hybrid

Minx

Minx is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who won't tel

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Miracle Alien

Meet the strain so frosty your grinder files a workplace inj

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Sativa-Dominant

Miracle Alien Cookies

Meet MAC—the strain that convinced half of humanity it can s

THC 20-28%

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🛸 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Miracle Alien Cookies

Miracle Alien Cookies sounds like the dessert your stoner un

THC 24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Miracle Alien Cookies (MAC)

Miracle Alien Cookies is the strain equivalent of showing up

THC 20-26%

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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Miracle Alien Cookies (MAC)

MAC looks like a snow-globe of weed and smells like lemon ba

THC 20%+

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🍭 Hybrid That Tastes Like E.T.'s Lunchbox

Miracle Alien Sweets by Astrul

Imagine if a gas station snack cake got abducted by aliens,

THC 15-25%

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🍏🍰 Balanced Hybrid

Miracle Apple Custard

Imagine if a green-apple Jolly Rancher and a vanilla custard

THC 15-25%

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🍏 Hybrid Dessert Monster

Miracle Apple Frosting

Imagine MAC and Apple Fritter got drunk at a wedding, concei

THC 20-24%

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🍓 Sativa (That Acts Surprisingly Chill)

Miracle Berry

Miracle Berry sounds like a scammy diet pill but smokes like

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Polyhybrid

Miracle Berry Remix

Night Owl’s "Remix" basically means they took the original M

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Miracle Breath

Miracle Breath is what happens when a pastry chef and a mech

THC 20%

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🔮 Mostly Indica, Mostly Mysterious

Miracle Burn

Miracle Burn is Capulator’s latest ‘shhh-don’t-tell-anyone’

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Miracle Cake

Miracle Cake is the strain that answers the age-old question

THC 22-26%

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⚖️ Candy-Coated Hybrid

Miracle Candy

Imagine Sour Patch Kids hot-boxing a 7-Eleven bathroom—Mirac

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA Schrödinger's Couch)

Miracle Candy

Miracle Candy is Seed Canary’s tight-lipped lovechild that s

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid (Cherry-Flavored Chaos)

Miracle Cherry Gas

Happy Dreams Genetics basically said "let’s cross a cherry s

THC 19-22%

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🟣 Frosted Sugar-Bomb Hybrid

Miracle Cookies

Miracle Cookies—aka MAC, aka the strain that made Instagram

THC 20-28%

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🔒 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Miracle Glue

Miracle Glue is the weed equivalent of industrial-strength V

THC 28%

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🍊 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Miracle Grapefruit

Happy Dreams Genetics basically weaponized breakfast. This s

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Boutique Indica That Thinks It's a Hybrid

Miracle Grove

Miracle Grove is the strain that sounds like a suburban mega

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Miracle Grow By Capulator

Capulator’s Miracle Grow is the boutique strain so exclusive

THC 5%

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🟣 Indica-Leaner with Candy Issues

Miracle Gushers

Miracle Gushers is Nasha Genetics’ sugar-coated ambush: it s

THC 20-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Miracle Hype Fiend

The strain that named itself after Instagram engagement metr

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hemp

Miracle Lemon Cookie

AKA the strain that lets soccer moms brag about their “cooki

THC 15-25%

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🥭 Balanced Hybrid

Miracle Mango

Miracle Mango is Square One Genetics’ attempt to stuff an en

THC 18-26%

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🥭 Couch-Lock Tropical

Miracle Mango

Miracle Mango is the boutique indica that smells like a frui

THC 20%

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🟪 Hybrid (a.k.a. “You Won’t Know if You’re Cleaning or Couch-Locked”)

Miracle Marker

Miracle Marker is the love-child of MAC genetics and a Sharp

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Miracle OG

Weird & Limited Genetics basically took classic OG gas and d

THC 18-23%

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🍰 Dessert-First Hybrid

Miracle Vanilla Frosting

The strain that proves weed can be both bougie and effective

THC 15-25%

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🔮 PNW Hybrid That Actually Works

Miracle Worker

Seattle Chronic Seeds’ Miracle Worker is the strain equivale

THC 15-25%

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🟡 Daytime Sativa

Mirage

Mirage is the sativa that promises laser focus and delivers…

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Identity-Crisis Indica

Mirage

Mirage is the strain that ghosted you on ancestry.com. One b

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Mirakuru

Mirakuru is the strain that asks “What if a weighted blanket

THC 26%

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🟣 OG Couch Commander

Mirka OG

Mirka OG is the strain you reach for when your spine wants t

THC 24%

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🔆 Euro Sativa

Mirre

Mirre is Karma Genetics’ attempt to make you feel like you j

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mishipeshu

Bred by boutique nerds Cult Six16, Mishipeshu is named after

THC 18-26%

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🟢 African Sativa-Hybrid

Miss Africa

Miss Africa is what happens when Durban Poison goes backpack

THC 17-24%

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⚖️ Middle-Management Hybrid

Miss C

Meet Miss C—the cannabis equivalent of a reliable Honda Civi

THC 18-22%

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🍌 Mystery Dessert Hybrid

Miss Chiquita

Miss Chiquita is the strain that makes you wonder if someone

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Citrus Hybrid

Miss Clementine by Banana Peel Genetics

Miss Clementine is the strain equivalent of a brunch mimosa

THC 16%

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🔮 Mystic Mid-Level Hybrid

Miss Cleo

Named after everyone's favorite 90s phone psychic, Miss Cleo

THC 20-23%

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⚡ Pure Colombian Rocket Fuel

Miss Colombia

Meet Miss Colombia—Gage Green's love letter to 1970s narco-c

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Miss Jackson

Miss Jackson is the strain that’ll have you texting your ex

THC 18-24%

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🟡 Sativa (a.k.a. Motivational Speaker in Plant Form)

Miss Lady Loud

Miss Lady Loud is the botanical equivalent of that friend wh

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Hybrid Autoflower

Miss Ohio

Meet Miss Ohio—the only pageant queen who’ll happily finish

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Indica (wearing a sash and heels)

Miss U.S.A.

Meet Miss U.S.A.: the only beauty queen whose talent is glui

THC 15-25%