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🦄 Hybrid (Translation: Who Knows)

Miss Unicorn

Meet Miss Unicorn, the strain that proves you can have glitt

THC 5%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Miss X

Miss X is the cannabis equivalent of a burner phone: looks c

THC 25%
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🚀 SuperAuto Hybrid

Missile 33

Flash Seeds’ so-called "SuperAuto" is the lazy grower’s ICBM

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Missing

Named after what your sober self will be when you wake up on

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. the Gaudí of Green)

Missing In Barcelona

A Barcelona-born hybrid that’s basically a tapas plate of Bl

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Missing Link

Missing Link is the strain evolution forgot to warn you abou

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ OG-leaning Hybrid

Mission Kush

Mission Kush is what happens when OG Kush takes a spiritual

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Missippippi Queen

Meet the strain that flunked geography but aced flavor class

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Boutique Hybrid

Mississippi Hippie

Meet Mississippi Hippie—the strain that looks like it was ro

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Mississippi Nights

Like getting smacked upside the head with a humid Mississipp

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Indica-Heavy Sweet Bomb

Mississippi Sweet Bud

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a couch. Mississippi Sweet Bud is t

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Missouri Diesel

The only thing louder than this strain’s name is the smell c

THC 26%
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⚡️ Sativa-Dominant Speedster

Missyas Stash V2

Dragons Flame Genetics took the original Missy, slapped on a

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Sativa Sugar Rush

Mister Candy

Meet Mister Candy—the strain that turns your brain into a bo

THC 17-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Mister Mazaro Auto

Meet Mister Mazaro Auto—the cannabis equivalent of a weighte

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Boutique Sativa

Mister White & Co

Mister White & Co is the strain you flex on Instagram when y

THC 19-21%
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🔮 Mostly-Indica Mystery Meat

Mister Xeddar

Mister Xeddar is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who

THC 18-24%
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🤝 Hybrid (but mostly sticky)

Mistery Glue

Annibale Genetics created Mistery Glue by crossing top-secre

THC 25%
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🤷‍♂️ Mystery Kush Hybrid

Mistery Kush Bys Lab

The strain so mysterious even its mom doesn't know who the d

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Mistique

Mistique is basically the cannabis equivalent of a weighted

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Misty

Meet Misty, the strain that peaked in the '90s and never bot

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Misty

Misty is the cannabis equivalent of that reliable Honda Civi

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Misty Bubble

Misty Bubble is what happens when a sugar-addicted resin mon

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa (With Gorilla-Sized Ego)

Misty Gorilla

Misty Gorilla by Zambeza is the cannabis equivalent of a Eur

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Auto

Misty Gorilla Automatic

Imagine Gorilla Glue after it discovered yoga and time manag

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Balanced Hybrid

Misty Kush

Misty Kush is what happens when a Kush and a Sativa get drun

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Misty Kush

Misty Kush is the strain that looks like it just walked out

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Mostly-Sativa Hybrid

Misty Silk

The strain so exclusive even its parents won’t admit they kn

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mistys Psyduck

Named after everyone's favorite water-type headache Pokémon,

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Mitten Breath

Named after the state that brought you potholes and Kid Rock

THC 18-20%
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🔮 Secret-Family Indica

Mitten Cake Batter

Imagine licking cake batter off a snow-covered mitten—now ma

THC 15-25%
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🍰 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Mitten Cake Batter

Imagine if Betty Crocker got baked in a Detroit parking lot—

THC 15-25%
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🧤 Hybrid (Michigan-bred, mystery-parent edition)

Mitten Mouth

Mitten Mouth sounds like the aftermath of eating too many pa

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mixban 181 X Dc

Meet the strain that grows like it’s late for a flight and s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Mixed Mutts

Mixed Mutts is the cannabis equivalent of that scruffy shelt

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mixed Sativa

Think of Mixed Sativa as Amsterdam’s greatest hits album—cat

THC 16-23%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Skunk Bomb

Mixed Sativa x Skunk 1

Imagine if a tropical vacation and a 1980s Amsterdam grow ro

THC 16-23%
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🥭 Boutique Hybrid

Miyazaki Mango

A bougie tropical flex that smells like a $50 Japanese mango

THC 24%
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🟤 Hybrid (Indoor-Sized Ego)

Mizzizzippi Mud

Meet Mizzizzippi Mud, the strain that sounds like a rejected

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

MJ's Skunk Berry

Imagine your high-school hoodie marinated in blueberry jam a

THC 25-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

MJ's Sour Punch

Imagine if your favorite sour candy got day-drunk on diesel

THC 19-21%
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🔨 Pure Indica

Mjölnir

Named after the Norse god's legendary hammer, this Happy Lit

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Euro Hash Hybrid

MK LAV

MK LAV is Old School Genetics' love letter to the '70s hash

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Government-Grade Indica

MK Ultra

If the CIA grew weed, this would be their final boss. MK Ult

THC 20%
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⚫ Classified Couch-Lock

MK Ultra Black Ops

Third Eye Genetics took MK Ultra, stripped off the "governme

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commandos

MK Ultra Black Ops

The CIA wishes they had this level of sedation. MK Ultra Bla

THC 28-30%
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🍊 Hybrid (MK Ultra meets Orange Julius)

MK Ultra x Creamsicle

Twisty Seeds took the CIA’s favorite couch-lock indica and s

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

MK-91

MK-91 is the boutique love-child of Master Kush and Chem ’91

THC 18-26%

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