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🐋 60% Sativa CBD Hybrid

Moby Dick CBD

Imagine the legendary Moby Dick, except instead of sinking y

THC 8%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (CBD-heavy)

Moby Dick CBD

Meet the strain that lets you chase white whales without act

THC 15-25%
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⚡️ Sativa-leaning Auto Monster

Moby Dick XXL Autoflowering

Imagine if your favorite energy drink became a plant, grew i

THC 14-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Leviathan

Moby Dog

Meet Moby Dog, the strain that cross-bred a whale and a wet

THC 18-25%
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🍇 Hybrid

Moby Grape

Moby Grape is ThugPug’s purple middle finger to all the basi

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Hybrid (Grape-Flavored Identity Crisis)

Moby Grape

Imagine if Captain Ahab traded his white whale for a purple

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Boutique Sativa Bx1

Moby Grape Bx1

Moby Grape Bx1 is what happens when a Massachusetts craft ne

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Lean Hash Monster

Moby Hash

Dinafem basically told Moby Dick to put its trichomes where

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Moby Plant Auto

The literary whale of autos—compact, cocky, and done floweri

THC 18-20%
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🟢 Sativa

Moby XL

The strain for people who want to say they smoked weed witho

THC 6%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Speed Demon

Moby-D

Meet Moby-D, the sativa that outruns your attention span and

THC 18-22%
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🤖 XXL Autoflower Hybrid

Moby-D XXL Auto

BSF Seeds took the famously ginormous Moby genetics, slapped

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Hybrid Whale

Mobydick

Meet Mobydick—the only whale you can smoke without PETA losi

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa Shipwreck

Mobyphylaxis

Mobyphylaxis is the strain that decided naming itself after

THC 20%
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☕️ Dessert Hybrid

Mocha Bean

Imagine if Starbucks and your couch had a baby that got you

THC 15-25%
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☕💤 Indica (with identity issues)

Mocha Haze

Imagine your morning latte got blackout drunk with a Kush co

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Mocha Skunk

Mocha Skunk is what happens when a 1970s skunk grower gets s

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Coffee Bean

Mochalope by Dynasty Seeds

Mochalope is what happens when your barista and your dealer

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cold Brew

Mochalope V2

Imagine if your barista accidentally dumped espresso into yo

THC 18-26%
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🍦 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Mochi Gelato

Imagine shoving a scoop of vanilla-bean gelato into a rice-c

THC 20-26%
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🍡 60/40 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Mochi Gelato

Sherbinskis’ Mochi Gelato is the cannabis equivalent of eati

THC 20-25%
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🍨 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Mochi Gelato

Mochi Gelato is basically what happens when your favorite ge

THC 26%
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🍈 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Mochi Melon

Imagine if a Japanese pastry chef hot-boxed a watermelon and

THC 19-26%
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🍦 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Mochi Milk

Imagine if a Japanese dessert counter got high and decided t

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. the gentlest sugar rush on record)

Mochi Runtz

Imagine your favorite gelato shop got drunk on Zkittlez, the

THC 10%
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🍦 Hybrid with Extra Sizzle

Mochi Sizzle

Imagine your favorite creamy gelato got into a street fight

THC 19-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mocking Bird by Sincerely Cali

Meet Mocking Bird, the strain that can’t decide what it want

THC 19%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Mockingbird

Meet Mockingbird, the indica that imitates your favorite nar

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica Emperor

Moctezuma

Named after the Aztec ruler who famously met Cortés and imme

THC 20%
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⚖️ Mysterious Hybrid

Mod Shot

Mod Shot is like that hot barista who won't tell you their l

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Modelo by Shuga Seeds

Meet Modelo—the strain that’s basically a beach-cold cerveza

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Modelo Time

Modelo Time is the strain equivalent of cracking open a cold

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Lean Banana Bomb

Modified Banana

Modified Banana is what happens when GMO and Banana OG get d

THC 25-30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Modified Banana

Modified Banana is what happens when Banana OG hooks up with

THC 15-20%
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🍌🔥 Hybrid That Shouldn’t Work But Does

Modified Banana Pebbles

Imagine someone dumped Fruity Pebbles into a diesel puddle a

THC 18-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cereal Killer

Modified Banana Pebbles

Modified Banana Pebbles is what happens when a GMO-powered b

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Modified Bananas F2

Skunk House Genetics took GMO (garlic diesel death) and Bana

THC 20-25%
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🍋 Sativa-Dominant

Modified Busti

Meet Modified Busti, the strain that sounds like a rejected

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Modified Charlies Stank

Dragons Flame Genetics basically weaponized body odor and ca

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Chem-Forward Hybrid

Modified Chem

Imagine your favorite diesel-soaked 90s rave, but someone ra

THC 20%
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🍇 GMO's fruity cousin

Modified Fruit

Modified Fruit is what happens when GMO Cookies goes on a ju

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock In-Progress

Modified Gas

Modified Gas is what happens when GMO and a fuel-soaked OG h

THC 22%
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🟣 CBD-Dominant Indica

Modified Gas CBD

The strain for people who want to smell like they hot-boxed

THC 0.3-1.5%
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⚖️ Hybrid (GMO's chaotic cousin)

Modified God

Modified God is what happens when GMO hooks up with a 'God'

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica (GMO's Purple Cousin)

Modified Grapes

Imagine if your grandma's grape jelly got roofied by garlic

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Indica Funk Bomb

Modified Grapes

Imagine if grape Nerds and raw garlic had a baby, then that

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Hybrid

Modified Grapes by Dr. Blaze

Modified Grapes is what happens when GMO and Purple Punch ha

THC 20-26%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Speedball

Modified Haze

Modified Haze is what happens when breeders tell Original Ha

THC 20%

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