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Strain Reviews

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⚡ Sativa That Smells Like It Could Start a Riot

Molotov Skunktail

Bred by Weaving Genetics as a love letter to the 1990s, Molo

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock in a Jar

Molten Lava

Molten Lava is the strain equivalent of curling into a weigh

THC 15-25%

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🌋 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Molten Lava

Compound Genetics’ Molten Lava is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 15-25%

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🍉 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Candy)

Molten Melon

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher fucked a lava lamp and th

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Lullaby

Mommy's Milk

Exotic Genetix’s latest crybaby cure-all smells like a melte

THC 18-26%

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🍑🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Momo Ringo

Imagine if a Japanese fruit stand got drunk and decided to b

THC 25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Momojojo By Dino Party

Momojojo is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that

THC 15-25%

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🍋 Sativa (with dessert issues)

Moms Lemon Cream Pie

Imagine if Lemon Pledge and a bakery had a baby that grew up

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Comfort Food

Moms Spaghetti

The strain that answers the eternal question: what if Nonna’

THC 20-28%

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🌗 Balanced Hybrid

Momshine

Momshine is the strain that hugs you like a mom then lecture

THC 18-24%

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🍒 Indica (or as we call it, Nap-Time Nougat)

Mon Cheri

Mon Cheri is Old J Seeds’ bougie attempt at turning Valentin

THC 18-26%

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🍒 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Mon Cherry

Imagine a Luden's cough drop that studied abroad in Amsterda

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mona Lisa

This isn’t your high-school art class Mona Lisa—TH Seeds jus

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mona Luisa

Sonic Seeds bottled the feeling of eating mint-chip gelato i

THC 18-22%

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🔮 Certified Couch-Lock Sorceress

Mona's Magic

Named after someone’s presumably very relaxed aunt, Mona’s M

THC 20-30%

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⚡ Sativa Supreme

Monarch

Gage Green’s boutique sativa Monarch is the strain equivalen

THC 18-26%

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🌞 Straight Sativa

Monasteria

Monasteria is what happens when monks discover sativa and de

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa Snob

Monasteria

Monasteria is the strain that spent a semester abroad and no

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Functionally Baked Hybrid

Monday Morning Driver

A name that screams "I have my life together" while your bra

THC 15-25%

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🌓 Sativa-Leaning Auto Hybrid

Mondo Smash

Night Owl’s limited-edition speedster that finishes faster t

THC 19-22%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Mondulkiri

Straight out of Cambodia’s misty highlands comes Mondulkiri,

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Money Ball

Money Ball is the strain that screams “I have my finances in

THC 20-28%

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🍓 Sativa Daytripper

Money Berry

Money Berry is the strain that convinced your brain to clock

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Afghan Cash-Crop Indica

Money Bush

Meet the strain that treats your grow tent like a strip club

THC 24%

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🟣 Boutique Indica

Money Gun #2

The sequel nobody asked for but everyone’s smoking—Money Gun

THC 15-25%

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💸 Profit-First Indica

Money Maker

Meet the strain that funded more grow tents than Bitcoin eve

THC 16-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. The Financial Advisor)

Money Mike

Money Mike is the only investment portfolio that guarantees

THC 26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid That’s Just Showing Off

Money Shot

Money Shot is the botanical equivalent of a thirst trap—fros

THC 20-26%

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🔥 Couch-Lock Capitalist

Money To Burn

Money To Burn is the strain for when you've got cash to inci

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Savings Account Weed')

Money Tree

Money Tree is the only plant that literally grows on trees—w

THC 19-21%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. ‘Profit Margin OG’)

Money Tree by Wolfpack Selections

Money Tree is the Wolfpack cultivar your plug swears will ma

THC 20-28%

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💸 Balanced Hybrid

Money Treez

Money Treez is the strain for anyone who ever stared at thei

THC 20-26%

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⚫ Cash-Grab Indica

Moneymaker

Meet Moneymaker—the strain that screams "I’m here to pay ren

THC 20-22%

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🍯 Hybrid (50/50 couch-lock/couch-giggles)

Mong U Mental

Named like a 90s ska band but bred like a European efficienc

THC 15-25%

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⚪️ Landrace Roulette

Mongolia Bayan-Ölgii

Straight outta Mongolia's Bayan-Ölgii province, where the ai

THC 8-16%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Monica Kush

Monica Kush is the strain equivalent of a friend who says th

THC 17-18%

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🍰 Purple-Cake Hybrid

Monica Lewinsky

A limited-drop, purple-frosted cake bomb from Lit Farms that

THC 20-23%

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🍬 Balanced Hybrid

Monk Fruit

The strain that tastes like a gas-station gummy bear got a P

THC 18-24%

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🧘‍♂️ Couch-Lock Autoflower

Monkadelic

Monkadelic is the strain for when you want enlightenment but

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Boutique Indica

Monkberry Moon Delight

Monkberry Moon Delight is what happens when a Beatles deep-c

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Legacy Hybrid

Monkey Balls

Meet Monkey Balls—the strain that sounds like a rejected Ben

THC 15-20%

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🔵 Straight Indica

Monkey Banana

Monkey Banana is what happens when Spanish breeders decide d

THC 15-25%

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🐒 Indica-Dominant Couchlock

Monkey Bars

Monkey Bars is what happens when a boutique breeder decides

THC 15-25%

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🍫 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Monkey Bars

Monkey Bars is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 15-25%

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🐵🍓 Hybrid

Monkey Berries

Imagine if a Capri Sun and a gas station had a baby, then ro

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Monkey Berries

Monkey Berries is what happens when a grease monkey crashes

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Monkey Berry

Monkey Berry is what happens when someone lets a sugar-addic

THC 27-28%

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🟢 Sativa (Yes, Really)

Monkey Berry Wilson

Meet Monkey Berry Wilson, the strain that sounds like a reje

THC 15-25%