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🍰 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

MK-Ultra Cake

The CIA's mind-control program finally got the dessert menu

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

MK-Ultra Kush x Bubblegum

TH Seeds weaponized nostalgia by crossing mind-wiping MK-Ult

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Mood Roulette)

MK-Ultrawreck

Named after a government mind-control program, MK-Ultrawreck

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (But Hides a Sativa Side Hustle)

MKage

MKage is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows up

THC 25%
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⚫ Full-Metal Indica

MM7

Meet MM7—East Coast Seeds' answer to "how do I get baked bef

THC 25%
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🔵 Indica with a medical license

MMG Nightingale

Named after the OG of nursing, MMG Nightingale is the strain

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. ‘2020 in Roman Numerals, 420 in Roman High-erals’)

MMXX

Bred by Twenty20 Genetics to commemorate the year we all sta

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Designer Dessert Indica

MMXX

Named after the year we all started day-drinking at 10 AM, M

THC 20-28%
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🎲 Hybrid (a.k.a. “Schrodinger’s Strain”)

MN Lotto

MN Lotto is the cannabis equivalent of buying a scratch-off

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Mo Betta Chedda

Mo Betta Chedda is the strain that sounds like a late-night

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Lane

Mo Gmo

Mo Gmo is what happens when breeders say “let’s make GMO but

THC 15-25%
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🥩 Hybrid (a.k.a. The Charcuterie Board)

Mo Meat

Mo Meat is ThugPug Genetics’ latest love letter to the carni

THC 24-32%
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🥩 Hybrid (Now With 33% Less Existential Dread)

Mo Meat V2

Mo Meat V2 is what happens when Midwest breeders decide your

THC 10-20%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Mo Swayze

Mo Swayze is the strain that ghosted mainstream dispensaries

THC 20%
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🦍 Autoflowering Hybrid

Mo'gilla Gorilla

Happy Bird Seeds crammed Gorilla genetics into a microwave b

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Moab 15

Moab 15 is what happens when a breeder decides the best feat

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Maine-Approved Couchlock

MOB

Meet MOB—the strain that has Mainers skipping lobster rolls

THC 16-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

MOB

Meet MOB, the Maine-born blueberry freight train that treats

THC 23%
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🔵 Maine-Approved Couch Glue

MOB

Meet MOB, the strain so New England it owns a Carhartt jacke

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Mob Boss

Meet Mob Boss—the strain that treats your brain like a 1990s

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mob Boss Pucker

Mob Boss Pucker is the strain your local wiseguy swears will

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. “The Diplomat”)

Mob Breath

Mob Breath is Taylormade’s attempt at making a strain so lou

THC 20-28%
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🎂 Hybrid Dessert-Launcher

MOB Cake by TH Seeds

Imagine your grandma’s blueberry bundt cake got freaky with

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Mob Cookies Auto

Think of a blueberry muffin that learned jiu-jitsu and now c

THC 15-25%
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🫐 Purple-Hued Maine Hustle Hybrid

MOB Maine's Own Blueberry F3 S2

Meet the strain Mainers quietly hoard like lobster rolls in

THC 16-22%
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🔵 New England Couch-Lock Berry

Mob Maines Own Blueberry F3 X OG Kush

Imagine if a polite Maine blueberry got roofied by a West Co

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Cold-Proof Sativa

Mob X Freezeland

Meet the strain that treats British weather like a spa day.

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid (Berry Cartel Edition)

MOB99

MOB99 is what happens when Mother of Berries has a one-night

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Mobb Boss x ATF

Imagine your brain doing parkour while your body stays myste

THC 20-28%
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🍷 Balanced Hybrid

Mobola Plum Wine

Baked Botany’s boutique baby that smells like a Napa Valley

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mobstopperz

Mobstopperz by ALTVM is the strain equivalent of a participa

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Beast

Moby Big

Named after a whale and sized like one, Moby Big is the sati

THC 25%
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🟢 Couch-Locked Indica

Moby Delicious

Imagine if Willy Wonka grew weed instead of chocolate—Moby D

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa Leviathan

Moby Dick

Named after literature’s most famous white whale, Moby Dick

THC 25-27%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Moby Dick

Barney’s Farm basically Frankensteined Captain Ahab’s worst

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa

Moby Dick

Meet Moby Dick—the strain that grows so tall you'll need a l

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Whale

Moby Dick

Meet the strain that’s basically a Red Bull in plant form. D

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Beast

Moby Dick

The strain that made commercial growers believe in Godzilla-

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa Leviathan

Moby Dick

Named after the only book you skimmed in high school, Moby D

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Sativa Leviathan

Moby Dick

Meet the great white whale of wake-and-bake strains. This 18

THC 18-24%
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⛵️ Pure Sativa

Moby Dick

Named after the world's most famous work-place injury, Moby

THC 21%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Speedboat

Moby Dick 2 by Dinafem

The Spanish sequel nobody asked for but everyone needed—Moby

THC 24-27%
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⚡️ Autoflower Hybrid

Moby Dick Auto

The strain that lets you harvest a white-whale-sized stash i

THC 16-22%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Auto (Don’t Ask How)

Moby Dick Auto

Meet the pint-sized version of the great white whale—except

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Moby Dick Auto

The autoflower version of the legendary whale—except this on

THC 18-20%
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⚓ Ruderalis-Spliced Hybrid

Moby Dick Auto

The strain that made Captain Ahab late for work. Moby Dick A

THC 8-14%
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🟢 Sativa-leaning Auto Monster

Moby Dick Auto by Barney's Farm

Meet the lazy stoner’s white whale: all the citrus punch of

THC 16-22%
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⚓ Fast-finishing Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Moby Dick Autoflowering

Think Herman Melville with a stopwatch: this Spanish-bred au

THC 15-25%

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