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🟣 Couch-Locking Grape Slush

Mendo Grape

Mendo Grape is the strain equivalent of eating an entire bag

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Mendo Grape Kush

Mendo Grape Kush is what happens when Northern California gr

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Balanced Hybrid (Mendo Purple × Jillybean)

Mendo Jilly

Imagine your favorite purple drank and a bag of Skittles had

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Lite Couch Companion

Mendo Juice

Mendo Juice is the strain your cool Northern California cous

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Mendo Lights

Meet Mendo Lights: the cannabis equivalent of a weighted bla

THC 7%

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💜 Hybrid with Mendo Roots

Mendo Love

Mendo Love is South Bay Genetics’ love letter to foggy NorCa

THC 18-28%

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🟣 Mendo Couch-Lock Express

Mendo M

Mendo M is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with

THC 22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Cookies

Mendo Mac

Meet Mendo Mac, the love-child of MAC's frosty ego and Mendo

THC 15-25%

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🍪 Boutique Dessert Hybrid

Mendo Macaron

Imagine a French pastry chef hot-boxed the kitchen and accid

THC 25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Orchard

Mendo Manzana

Mendo Manzana is what happens when Nor-Cal growers decide yo

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica Dominatrix

Mendo Menage A Trois

CSI Humboldt’s three-way love-child is basically the cannabi

THC 18%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Chaos

Mendo Mind Warp

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of growers that

THC 18-24%

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🤷‍♂️ Cali-Cool Hybrid

Mendo Montage

Mendo Montage is the OG parent that spawned Mendo Breath, wh

THC 18-24%

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🟣 NorCal Couch Magnet

Mendo Montage

This purple-hued love-child of Mendocino Purps and Crystal L

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Hybrid Grape-Grenade

Mendo Montage F2

Mendo Montage F2 is the cannabis equivalent of a box of choc

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mendo Mud

Mendo Mud is what happens when Northern California hippies d

THC 28%

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🌗 Balanced Hybrid

Mendo Nights

Meet Mendo Nights: the strain that’ll have you writing a scr

THC 15-25%

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🟠 Boutique Hybrid

Mendo Oranges

Imagine your grandpa’s secret Mendocino stash got drunk on S

THC 15-25%

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🔲 Hybrid (a.k.a. The Switzerland of Weed)

Mendo Outlaw

Mendo Outlaw is the strain that got kicked out of Mendocino

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Mendo Peaks

Mendo Peaks is what happens when breeders decide the best mo

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Mendo Plums

Mendo Plums is South Bay Genetics’ love letter to anyone who

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Dessert-Driven Hybrid

Mendo Purple Pie

Imagine if NorCal farmers moonlighted as pastry chefs and go

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Vintage Indica Time Machine

Mendo Purple Urkle 3.5

This is the strain your cool uncle still brags about from '9

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Mendo Purps

The strain that taught California how to be purple and lazy

THC 23-24%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Mendo Purps

Meet Mendo Purps, the strain so purple it makes Barney look

THC 16-22%

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🟣 NorCal Night-Night Hybrid

Mendo Purps by CSI Humboldt

The strain that made NorCal stoners collectively whisper "da

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Mendo Purps V4

Mendo Purps V4 is what happens when a Nor-Cal classic gets a

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy Monster

Mendo Purps X Bubblegum

CSI Humboldt basically time-traveled to 1998, kidnapped your

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mendo Purps x Kush Mints

Imagine your grandma’s grape cough syrup got freaky with a T

THC 22%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Mendo Purps X Zkittlez

Think your grandpa's classic purple kush went on a Tinder da

THC 15-25%

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🟣 80% Indica Couch Lock Special

Mendo Skunky Garlic

Meet the strain that smells like a skunk’s armpit after an I

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Boutique Hybrid

Mendo Sky

Mendo Sky is what happens when Mendocino County’s finest thr

THC 15-25%

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🔮 NorCal Couch Magnet

Mendo Splitter

Mendo Splitter is what happens when Mendocino hippies get a

THC 18-27%

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🌅 Hybrid (Robin Hood Approved)

Mendo Sunset

Mendo Sunset is the strain equivalent of your artsy friend w

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Mendo-Forward Hybrid

Mendo Supremo

Mendo Supremo is what happens when Mendocino County flexes o

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Pure-Ass Indica

Mendo T

Mendo T is what happens when a Mendocino sunset decides to p

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Mendo Taffy

Imagine getting body-slammed by a cuddly purple bear who jus

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mendo Tonic

Mendo Tonic is the strain equivalent of a spa day in the Red

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mendocino

Mendocino is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 16-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Couture Indica

Mendocino Chanel Kush

Mendocino Chanel Kush is what happens when Spanish seed nerd

THC 24%

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🟢 Hybrid (Balanced Gas Guzzler)

Mendocino Diesel by Yetis Pheno

Imagine if your high-school art teacher hotboxed a logging t

THC 18-26%

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🌲 Foggy NorCal Sativa

Mendocino Joe's Skunk

Meet the strain that smells like a skunk hot-boxed a citrus

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Old-School Indica

Mendocino Madness

The strain that made Pacific Northwest growers believe in mi

THC 15-25%

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🟢 NorCal Speed-Demon Hybrid

Mendocino Madness

The strain that outran every September rainstorm in the Emer

THC 24%

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🔴 Hybrid That Tastes Like a Shirley Temple

Mendocino Maraschino

Imagine liquifying a maraschino cherry, injecting it into a

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry

Mendocino Maraschino BX

Imagine if a cherry cordial and a weighted blanket had a bab

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Mysterious Indica

Mendocino Menage A Trois

The strain your dealer swears is "straight from the Triangle

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Mendocino Moonrock

Despite the name, nobody rolled this nug in concentrate and

THC 15-25%