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🤝 Balanced Hybrid

Megan by The Bakery Genetics

Megan is what happens when a boutique breeder decides your l

THC 18-26%
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💋 Mysterious Hybrid

Megan Fox Weed

The Megan Fox Weed strain sounds like it was born in a Holly

THC 24%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Classic

Meganuska

Meganuska is the Spanish indie film of indicas—compact, reli

THC 16-18%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Megasonic

Megasonic is the strain equivalent of turning your stereo up

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Workhorse

Megaton

Megaton is Nuka Seeds’ answer to “how do we make a sativa th

THC 15-25%
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⚡ 5% THC Indica (a.k.a. The Nap-Time Transformer)

Megatron

Meet Megatron, the strain that sounds like it’ll punch you i

THC 5%
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🔥 Boutique Hybrid

Megido's Flame

Megido's Flame is what happens when Northern California nerd

THC 15-25%
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🔶 Appalachian Time-Capsule Hybrid

Meigs County Gold

Imagine if your granddad’s secret basement bud got a LinkedI

THC 22%
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🟣 Appalachian OG Indica

Meigs OG

Meigs OG is what happens when West Coast gas stations elope

THC 20%
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🌅 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Mekanika Haze

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of stoners they

THC 17%
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⚙️ Balanced Hybrid

Mekanika Skunk

Think your ex's gym socks marinated in lemon pledge and dies

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Tropical Sativa Throwback

Mekhong Classic

A 15% THC time-machine that tastes like a Bangkok street mar

THC 15%
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🌿 Southeast Asian Sativa Landrace

Mekong

Meet Mekong, the 4-meter-tall jungle javelin that’ll stretch

THC 10-25%
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🌏 Pure Sativa

Mekong Haze

Meet the strain that makes your calendar cry: a 14-week bloo

THC 16-22%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Landrace Remix

Mekong High

Mekong High is Dutch Passion’s attempt to cram the entire Me

THC 15-25%
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🥊 Hybrid (Punches Back)

Mel's Punch

Mel’s Punch is what happens when a craft breeder binge-watch

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Mela Verde by The Grateful Seeds

Imagine if a Jolly Rancher enrolled in a Barcelona hash-maki

THC 18%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock

Melba

Meet Melba, the strain so exclusive it makes your local spea

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid (with trust-fund OG vibes)

Melenial Breath

Root Orgin’s boutique baby for people who unironically say "

THC 15-25%
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🍦 Balanced Hybrid

Mello Nilla

Imagine if Häagen-Dazs made a strain that could also make yo

THC 15-25%
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⚡️ Mostly Sativa

Mellow AK

Mellow AK is Aztech Genetics’ attempt to sedate the legendar

THC 17-24%
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⚡ Low-Key Hybrid

Mellow AK Auto

Remember when AK-47 had you questioning the space-time conti

THC 8-12%
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🍰 Hybrid Dessert Slayer

Mellow Cake

Imagine Wedding Cake’s chill cousin who shows up with frosti

THC 19-22%
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🟣 Indica

Mellow Fellow

Cult Classics Seeds’ Mellow Fellow is the strain equivalent

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Mellow Jelly

Mellow Jelly is what happens when European breeders decide y

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Catnip

Mellow Kitty

Mellow Kitty is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica in a Hawaiian Shirt

Mellow Melons

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a hammock had a ba

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Sativa

Mellow Rays

Imagine Bruce Banner and a Cookies strain had a baby who dec

THC 22-28%
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⚡ Citrus-Spark Hybrid

Mellow Squirt

Imagine Squirt soda got ghosted by Tangie and then took a yo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mellowz

Mellowz is what happens when Compound Genetics decides your

THC 15-25%
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💜 Lazy Indica

Mellowz

Mellowz is the strain equivalent of putting on fuzzy socks a

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Mellowz 7

Mellowz 7 is the strain you bring to brunch when you want yo

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Mysteriously Balanced Hybrid

Mellyas

Meet the James Bond of hybrids—smooth, balanced, and refuses

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

MelMac

MelMac is what happens when Mogwai Genetics decides your cou

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

Melmac Yogurt

Imagine if Greek yogurt got high, joined a cult, and started

THC 15-25%
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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Melo Rado

Melo Rado is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—i

THC 19-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Melon

Karma Genetics basically turned a fruit salad into weed. Mel

THC 15-25%
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🍈 Hybrid Candy-Tornado

Melon

Meet Melon, the strain that smells like a Bath & Body Works

THC 20%
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🍉🍏 Hybrid (aka 'Fruit Salad in a Bong')

Melon Apple Zi

Karma Genetics’ latest candy-coated love child smells like a

THC 19-22%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Candy

Melon Ball Punch

Imagine a honeydew melon that went to grad school, minored i

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica

Melon Baller

Imagine a cantaloupe that studied jiu-jitsu. Melon Baller is

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Melon Baller

Melon Baller is what happens when weed breeders binge-watch

THC 25%
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🍈 Hybrid (aka the participation trophy of weed)

Melon Bar Cookies

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a sugar cookie had a

THC 5%
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🍈 Hybrid (Indica/Sativa)

Melon Blow

Envy Genetics’ Melon Blow is the cannabis equivalent of a 7-

THC 30%
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🍈 Hybrid Bomb

Melon Bomb

Melon Bomb is what happens when Lit Farms weaponizes summer

THC 18-26%
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🍈 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Locked Fruit Salad)

Melon Bomb

Imagine if a honeydew melon went to college, majored in "chi

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Indica (But Acts Like It Drank a Latte)

Melon Burst

Imagine a honeydew melon and a bag of Skittles had a baby, t

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Melon Cake

Melon Cake is what happens when a watermelon Jolly Rancher a

THC 20-28%

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