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🍬 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Medi Bubblegum

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed in a closet-sized grow tent an

THC 23-24%

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🚂 Fast-Lane Hybrid

Medi Candy Express

Medi Candy Express is what happens when a speed-running bree

THC 30%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medi Escobar

Named after everyone’s favorite fictional kingpin, Medi Esco

THC 26%

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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Therapeutic Roulette')

Medi Ghost Train

A cryptic lovechild from MadCat’s clandestine backyard lab t

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Medi Gomi

Medi Gomi is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—c

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medi Griega

Medi Griega is what happens when a craft breeder names a str

THC 20%

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🟢 CBD-Heavy Haze

Medi Haze

Medi Haze is the strain for people who want to feel like the

THC 8%

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🔴 Pure Indica (AKA 'Netflix Glue')

Medi Kush

Medi Kush is what happens when breeders decide 'extreme THC'

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa

Medi Pak

Meet Medi Pak—the strain that proves you can be productive A

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medi Royal

Medi Royal is the strain equivalent of a sensible cardigan—c

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medi Strawberry OG

Meet the strain that convinced your stoner friend strawberri

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medi Trinity

Medi Trinity is MadCat’s answer to “What if Goldilocks ran a

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Medi XXX

MadCat’s Backyard Stash basically gift-wrapped a weighted bl

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medi'Skunk

Imagine if your dad’s 1980s basement grow got a PhD in aroma

THC 15-25%

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🌀 Mystery Meat Hybrid

Media Mouth

Media Mouth is Thugpug's latest "we'll never tell you the pa

THC 15-25%

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🌑 Boutique Midnight Indica

Medianoche

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and locked himself in a gas

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Couch-Locked Without the Cosmic Horror

Medical 49

Meet the strain that gets you ‘therapeutically toasted’—Medi

THC 8%

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🔮 Euro Couch-Lock Indica

Medical Ba3

Medical Ba3 is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket a

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medical Blue

Medical Blue is what happens when Spanish breeders decide yo

THC 16-22%

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🔵 European Couch-Lock Lite

Medical Blue CBD

If your back hurts and your brain won’t shut up, this EU-bre

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medical Chemvalley Ghost

A West Coast Frankenstein stitched together from Chem, Valle

THC 15-25%

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🍩 Balanced Hybrid (aka 'diabetes with benefits')

Medical Donuts

Medical Donuts is what happens when a lab-coat nerd and a st

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medical Glue

Medical Glue sounds like a pharmacy aisle accident but actua

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa (But Acts Like a Mattress)

Medical Glue

Despite being labeled a sativa, Medical Glue is the cannabis

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Low-THC Couch Companion

Medical Grape CBD

The strain for people who want to tell their therapist they

THC 5-6%

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🤝 Balanced Hybrid

Medical Kosher Ghost

Like a haunted synagogue that smells like lemon pledge and r

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Hybrid (AKA Schrödinger's Couch)

Medical Kosher Widow

Medical Kosher Widow is what happens when a European breeder

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Medical Kush

Medical Kush is what happens when European breeders decide y

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified

Medical Kush

Meet Medical Kush—the strain that asks “What if your blanket

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Medical Kush

Medical Kush is what happens when Dutch breeders decide your

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock-in-a-Box

Medical Kush Automatic

Spliff Seeds basically asked, "What if we stuffed the entire

THC 16-20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medical Larry Ghost

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected X-Men character

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Hybrid

Medical Light Ghost

Think of it as Ghost OG’s vegan yoga instructor cousin who m

THC 19-21%

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🟢 Couch-Lite CBD Indica

Medical Mass

Meet the strain that won’t send you to the moon but will gla

THC 8-12%

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🟢 CBD-Forward Indica

Medical Mass CBD

Meet the strain that gets you well instead of just baked—Med

THC 5-11%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Medical Mendobog Ghost

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Marvel villain b

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Medical Mendobog Widow

This Czech-bred lovechild of Mendocino mystery and White Wid

THC 16-22%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Lite™)

Medical OG Widow

Medical OG Widow is what happens when OG Kush and White Wido

THC 15-25%

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🥧 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Medical Rhubarb Pie F2

The strain that lets you eat your feelings and then politely

THC ≤4%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Candy

Medical Runntz

Imagine the Runtz you know got a European medical card and a

THC 15-25%

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🌞 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Medical Sativa

DutchFem’s Medical Sativa is basically Adderall’s chill Dutc

THC 17-22%

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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Medical Somango Ghost

Bohemiaseeds’ ‘Medical’ badge basically means "we trimmed th

THC 16-24%

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🔮 Couch-Adjacent Indica

Medical Sweet Widow

Think White Widow went to therapy and now only raises its vo

THC 6-12%

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⚖️ Doctor-Approved Mid-Strength Hybrid

Medical VIP

A strain so responsibly named it might ask to see your insur

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Island Edition)

Medicated Mocha

Imagine if your morning latte and your after-work joint had

THC 25-27%

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🟢 Hybrid (OG-Flavored Chaos)

Medicated OG

Medicated OG is the strain your chiropractor secretly vapes

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Functional Sativa

Medicine

Meet Medicine, the strain for people who want to feel someth

THC 5%

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⚖️ Top-Shelf Hybrid

Medicine

Meet Medicine, the strain that sounds like it should come wi

THC 24-26%