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⚖️ Balanced Midwestern Mash-Up

Mutilated Lips

Prairie State Genetix basically asked, "What if we gave corn

THC 15-25%
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🔧 Hybrid (Diesel-Metal Edition)

Mutoid Man

Mutoid Man is the cannabis equivalent of a mosh pit in a gas

THC 18-26%
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🍏 Couch-Lock Orchard

Mutsu Apples

Imagine if Granny Smith got freaky with a kush plant and pro

THC 20%
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🐕‍🦺 Balanced Hybrid

Muttzzarella

Imagine crossing your favorite couch-lock indica with a whee

THC 20%
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⚖️ Mysterioso Hybrid

Muxika

Muxika is the cannabis equivalent of a private Instagram acc

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Grape Escape

Muzkadine

Muzkadine is HashHeads Genes’ love letter to anyone who’s ev

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Symphony

Muzzika

Muzzika is the sonic boom you feel in your bones instead of

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

MVP - Most Valuable Purp

Dungeons Vault Genetics’ MVP is the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Certified Couch Gluer

MWF by Alfemco

MWF isn’t your dealer’s typo for “Maui Wowie Feminized”—it’s

THC 18-23%
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🎲 Mystery Hybrid

Mx Fln

Meet Mx Fln, the cannabis equivalent of a burner phone—no li

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Hybrid (a.k.a. The Purple People Pleaser)

My Blue 3

My Blue 3 is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

My Detroit Players

A boutique hybrid that pays tribute to the D’s grit and Big

THC 22-27%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Mash-Up

My Hammy Ice

Happy Bird Seeds swears this franken-strain is the Swiss Arm

THC 15-25%
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🟢 100% Sativa

My Sharona

Named after the song your dad won't stop humming, My Sharona

THC 18-21%
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⚫️ Fuel-Forward Hybrid

Mycotek Tarmac

Mycotek Tarmac is what happens when a Jet-A fuel truck and a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mylos Alien Kookies

Imagine if E.T. raided a Girl Scout troop, then hot-boxed th

THC 18-27%
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❓ Hybrid-Who-Knows

Mystery

Imagine your dealer shrugging so hard the bag starts levitat

THC 20%
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🍪 Hybrid (with commitment issues)

Mystery Cookies

The strain that answers "what's your family tree?" with "¯\_

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Mystery Haze x Illusion OG

Green Bodhi basically Frankensteined a hyperactive Haze with

THC 20-26%
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🍪 Indica-Enigma

Mystery Macarons

The only thing more mysterious than this strain’s parentage

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Secretly-Indica

Mystery Machine

Heroes of the Farm basically bred a Scooby-Doo van that gets

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Retro Couch-Lock Cruiser

Mystery Machine

Hop in the van, loser, we're going couch surfing. Mystery Ma

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Breed-Secret Hybrid

Mystery Made

Elev8 Seeds slapped a big ol’ “CLASSIFIED” sticker on the fa

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Mystery Indica

Mystery Made 2

Elev8 Seeds dropped this hush-hush indica that’s basically t

THC 20-24%
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🤷‍♂️ Hybrid-of-Unknown-Origin

Mystery Marker

The strain equivalent of an anonymous love letter written in

THC 5%
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🌅 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Mystery Morning

The only thing more mysterious than where this strain came f

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Mystery Mouth

Mystery Mouth is ThugPug’s tight-lipped love child that refu

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Mystery NL x Super Skunk F2

Off Grid Seed Co. basically Frankensteined two 90s legends a

THC 18-26%
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🍬 Hybrid (Lineage: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Mystery Runtz

The strain equivalent of a Tinder date with no photos—Myster

THC 15-25%
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🎭 Hybrid (Parents on Witness Protection)

Mystery Star

Like a secret agent in nug form, Mystery Star refuses to rev

THC 18-24%
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🤷‍♂️ Hybrid (a.k.a. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Mystery Star Americanna

Mystery Star Americanna is that friend who shows up to the p

THC 26%
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🕵️‍♂️ Hybrid of Suspicious Origins

Mystery Widow

Mystery Widow is your dealer’s way of saying "I swear it’s f

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Canadian Balanced Hybrid

Mystic

Meet Mystic: the cannabis equivalent of a sensible Subaru—re

THC 16%
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⚖️ Balanced Boutique Hybrid

Mystic by Gage Green Genetics

Mystic is the strain equivalent of a TED Talk hosted by a wi

THC 18-21%
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🔮 Indica (AKA Couch-Lock Lite)

Mystic Cookie

Europe’s idea of dessert weed: a 17% indica that smells like

THC 17%
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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Mystic Journey

Meet the strain whose family tree is a Reddit thread. Mystic

THC 18-24%
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🌀 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'What Your Dealer Calls Top Shelf')

Mystic Magic

Mystic Magic is the strain equivalent of a magician who won’

THC 15-25%
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🪄 Hybrid Wizardry

Mystic Marker

Mystic Marker is what happens when LA breeders sniff too man

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

Mystic Martian

Mystic Martian is the strain for people who want to feel lik

THC 22%
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🎱 Boutique Hybrid

Mystic Mint

Mystic Mint is the strain equivalent of that one friend who

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indigo

Mystic Mountain Blueberry

Mystic Mountain Blueberry is what happens when Blueberry’s n

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

Mystic Summit

Mystic Summit is the strain for when you want to feel like y

THC 18%
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☀️ Sativa

Mystic Sunlight

Mystic Sunlight is what happens when Austrian breeders decid

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Blueberry

Mystical Blue

Mystical Blue is what happens when European breeders try to

THC 16-24%
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🔮 Indica

Mystical Melody

Born from Runtz and Blueberry Muffin, Mystical Melody is wha

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Vintage Indica

Mystical Punch

NemeSeeds’ Mystical Punch lands like a velvet freight train—

THC 18%
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🟣 Auto-Triggered Hybrid

Mystical Punch Auto

Mystical Punch Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwav

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mystique

Mystique is the strain you pick up when you want to feel ~en

THC 15-25%

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