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🚀 Sativa

Mulberry Diesel

Imagine Sour Diesel got drunk on berry wine coolers and deci

THC 25-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Berry Bomb

Mulberry Kush

Imagine a Kush that raided a winery, then took a nap on your

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Mule Breath

Mule Breath is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket l

THC 20%
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🔵 Pure Indica Workhorse

Mule Fuel

This GMO × Lurch lovechild smells like a diesel-soaked deli

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Fuel-Heavy Hybrid

Mule Fuel

Mule Fuel smells like a Chevron station collided with an Ita

THC 18-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Specialist

Mule Fuel x 88g13HP

Imagine hot-boxing an Italian deli that’s also on fire—then

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Old-School Sativa That Smells Like a Barn

Mule Piss

A sativa so loud it comes with a scratch-and-sniff warning.

THC 15-25%
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🌏 Australian Landrace Sativa

Mullumbimby Madness

Meet the strain that turned an entire region of Australia in

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Heritage

Mullumbimby Madness Haze

A 9% THC relic from Australia's counter-culture heyday that

THC 9%
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🦘 Aussie Balanced Hybrid

Mullumbimby Two Step

Named after a dance you’ll attempt after three bong rips and

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Franken-Jay

Multi Cannabis Pre Roll

Like a salad bar for your lungs, this 25% THC indica pre-rol

THC 25%
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🌗 50/50 Hybrid

Mumbles by Hyp3rids

Mumbles is the strong, silent type of weed—18% THC that’ll h

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Munchies by Zmoothiez

A 26% THC sugar-bomb engineered by European dessert nerds to

THC 26%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Candyland

Munchkins

Munchkins is the strain that asks, “What if Willy Wonka ran

THC 20%
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🥷🏻 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Sneaky Sweet')

Munchkinz Teeth

Imagine Willy Wonka and a lumberjack had a baby—then that ba

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Munson

Munson is Dominion Seed Company's "throwback" hybrid—basical

THC 18-26%
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🍈 Sativa-leaning Indica (Breath Family Rebel)

Munster Breath

Picture a cheese shop caught fire inside a skunk’s gym bag—n

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Munyunz

Munyunz is what happens when Willy Wonka hotboxes a Formula

THC 18-20%
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🍭 Dessert-First Hybrid

Munyunz

Munyunz is the strain that sounds like your cousin sneezing

THC 22%
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🔪 Indica Slayer

Murder Biscuits

Murder Biscuits sounds like a rejected British crime drama b

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Moderately-Murderous Hybrid

Murder Hornet

Cookie Fam Genetics named this 10-15% THC hybrid after an in

THC 10-15%
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🔪 Balanced Hybrid

Murder Mountain

Murder Mountain is what happens when Humboldt growers name w

THC 15-25%
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🍰 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Murder Pie

Murder Pie sounds like something you’d find in a true-crime

THC 19-21%
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⚖️ Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Murderbubble

Murderbubble is the strain that sounds like a true-crime pod

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. “Whatever Can Get You High, Will”)

Murphy's Law

Murphy’s Law is the boutique unicorn that disappears from me

THC 20%
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⚖️ Boutique Smoke-Signal Hybrid

Murphy's Revenge

Green Team Genetics’ limited-run Murphy’s Revenge is what ha

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka “Nuclear Chill”)

Mururoa

Named after an atoll where France used to blow up paradise,

THC 18-24%
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🥭🍃 Balanced Hybrid

Musang King Mints

Imagine someone blended funky tropical fruit with a tube of

THC 10-25%
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🥷 Ninja-Level Indica

Musashi

Named after Japan's deadliest swordsman, this indica doesn't

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Muscadine

Muscadine is Rare Dankness’ love letter to anyone who’s ever

THC 16-24%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Muscadine Muffin

Imagine if a Southern church bake-sale and a Phish parking l

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Muscadine Red

Muscadine Red sounds like a backwoods wine cooler but hits l

THC 18-24%
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🤸‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Muscle Dummy

Meet Muscle Dummy, the strain that promises gym gains but mo

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Muse

Muse is R-KIEM’s attempt to prove an indica can actually ins

THC 17-23%
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🤹 Balanced Hybrid

Mush Mouth

Mush Mouth is the boutique love child of Lost River Seeds th

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Mushers

Mushers is the boutique, small-batch flex you brag about fin

THC 20-24%
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🍄 Hybrid (Dessert-Forward, Earthy)

Mushroom Cake

Imagine if your birthday cake got lost in the woods, huffed

THC 24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Musk Father

Musk Father is the strain equivalent of a vintage leather ja

THC 18-26%
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🍇 Hybrid (a.k.a. “grape drank in plant form”)

Muskadine Mash

Muskadine Mash is the love-child of a backyard vineyard and

THC 25-30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Mussels

Mussels is the strain that answers the age-old question: “Wh

THC 25%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

Mustafar

An 18-24% THC daytime rocket named after the place where Ana

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

Mustang Mist

Mustang Mist is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend w

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Mustang V8

Mustang V8 is Shaman Genetics’ attempt at turning a weed pla

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Full-On Indica

Mustard Berry

Mustard Berry is what happens when a condiment and a berry s

THC 15-25%
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⚫️ East-Coast Gas Indica

Mustard Gas

Mustard Gas is the Virginia-bred indica that hits like a che

THC 15-25%
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🐯 Hybrid (Indica/Sativa cage match)

Mustard Tiger

Imagine if Grey Poupon and Tony the Tiger had a baby that gr

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Mystery Hybrid

Mutagen D

Mutagen D sounds like something that melts capes in comic bo

THC 25%
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🧬 Cookies Mutant Hybrid

Mutant Cookies

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got bitten by a radioactive spide

THC 20-27%

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